FanPost

New Coaching Lead?

A submission printed in yesterday's Tuesday Morning Quarterback Feedback Edition:

I supposed that Comet, the Reindeer Games coach in the "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" Christmas special, will be the next one offered the Alabama job. Janet Meredith Zellner of Hattiesburg, Miss., fills in the rest: "First Comet would take the Alabama job. Then he'd get caught with a bunch of lap-does at an erotic dance barn in the red-light district of the North Pole. Comet would deny everything and ask Rudolph to vouch for him at a press conference. Some Crimson Tide boosters would be caught stuffing envelopes of cash into Mrs. Santa's stocking. Hermey and the elves would be declared eligible by Alabama regardless of whether they went to elf classes. The University of Alabama athletic director would proclaim himself King Moon Racer, while the school's Board of Trustees would be sent to the Island of Misfits Toys because they look like trustees but all have defects. Then Comet would resign and be replaced by Santa Claus, who would be fired for failing to beat Auburn."

FanPosts are just that; posts created by the fans. They are in no way indicative of the opinions of SBN and the authors of Roll Bama Roll.

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Roll 'Bama Roll

You must be a member of Roll 'Bama Roll to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Roll 'Bama Roll. You should read them.

Join Roll 'Bama Roll

You must be a member of Roll 'Bama Roll to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Roll 'Bama Roll. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9341_tracker