Dear Bammer Moron Nation;
I am looking forward to another trip to Tuscaloser on Saturday to once again kick the crap out of you. It has become an annual event and enjoyed by the Big Orange Nation. Please do not be offended when my Vols lay 40 points on your sorry asses!
The only drawback of beating the Cheating Tide each year is having to pay those nasty property taxes in Jefferson and Tuscaloser counties. But I must pay the property taxes because I OWN BAMMER!!