SEC as Mexican Standoff, or Iowans Love Reservoir Dogs

by Todd on Oct 24, 2007 8:58 AM CDT in Humor Comment 6 comments

I was tooling around in my RSS Reader last night, and came across this post over at the SBN Iowa blog Black Heart Gold Pants, where they have managed to sum up the current situation in the SEC in a precise and humorous manner:

Ohio State has played nobody. Their best win is certainly Purdue, who can only be classified as positively mediocre. They have been lackluster at times, particularly against Akron, Washington, and Michigan State. They are most certainly good, but they aren't one of the best two, or three, or five teams in the nation. Yet with the Mexican Standoff that is the SEC, and oddball losses by the other contenders, there OSU sits, at #1. Again.

Mexican standoff? Sounds about right.

They even managed to find a jort clad example!

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Must be

Barners.

by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 24, 2007 9:48 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

right after that picture

four shots were fired, but nobody was injured...b/c those are three jackasses.

by gerry dorsey on Oct 24, 2007 9:53 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Questions:

First, are these three guys trying to be bad-asses? If so, does the massive beer bellies, black t-shirts, and shorts with black shoes make a fashion statement that says "I am sexy and confident?"

And, secondly, why do we have a clear shot at the third guy's chode?

Someone explain...

"FAILURE" - When your best just isn't good enough

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2007 10:40 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

waitaminute...

I'm not totally sure, but i think that's the same dude. Surely some poor woman didn't give birth to three of those things....

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.

by That Other Dave on Oct 24, 2007 11:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Action movie stars they are not

I hope they're related to Kige Ramsey

by StuBone on Oct 24, 2007 11:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I bet these guys

beat up little kids at walmart over hotwheels and don't have girlfriends. Seriously, who has a standoff in a basement, probably in tennesse? Also, these guys do not look like they are trying very hard.

chodes.

"FAILURE" - When your best just isn't good enough

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2007 12:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs