I saw this on a message board and thought it was funny.  Lots of other interesting stories on there besides his. http://www.stainedapron.com/celebs.htm

Phillip Fulmer (Head Football Coach, Univ. of TN):

I waited tables at a restaurant on "The Strip". Party central if you're a UT student. Phil came in with his wife and three kids one night and I was afforded the luxury of putting up with them. Phil is an *, his wife is a ** and his kids reflect precisely the sort of people their parents are. Kids ate free at that restaurant back then so the total bill for the table (a five top) was $18.52 (this has been a few years). I received a whopping $1.50 for the tip, after kissing his *, and hers and putting up with the brats. Y'know, Phil, you're a Head Coach for a nationally recognized football program. Your salary is published in the ** paper (working for a state institution makes your salary public domain). It's bad enough you're an idiot, and your wife is a ** and your kids are a pain in the *...I guess coughing up a decent tip is just too much for you. ***hole.

--Edward W., Knoxville, TN