How much Crimson do you bleed?
by bammer on Oct 20, 2008 11:59 AM CDT
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I totally swpied this from a rivals blog but couldn't help myself. Its pretty simple. How big of a fan are you? Just follow the rules and post your results in the poll and on the comments.
What's the measure of a true college football fan? How do you demonstrate your fanhood to the great masses? What separates a real fan from a lessor one, or even a (shudder) bandwagon fan? Perhaps we can help you determine this. Take our little quiz below that looks like it could have come right out of Cosmopolitan magazine, then rank yourself accordingly. It's real simple. Give yourself 5 points for each of the 20 statements below that apply to you and add up your score. We'll interpret the results for you below.
For the first group of statements, please determine which the following apply to you in your lifetime:
1) Is anyone in your immediate family an alum?
2) Are you an alum?
3) Know all the words to Yea Alabama?
4) Have you ever gotten into an altercation (you define) with opposing fans at or near the game, before, during or after?
5) Ever committed an act of vandalism during a game weekend either to exalt our team or disparage the other?
6) Road-tripped to an away game?
For the second group of statements, please determine which of the following apply to you in the last ten years:
7) If you haven't attended them, have you watched every single televised game in a season?
8) Watched a game on pay-per-view, either purchasing it or see it at a bar?
9) Attended a home game in person?
10) Held a season ticket, either purchased directly or on the secondary market?
11) Tailgated before the game?
12) Travelled to an away game (including bowls)?
13) Been to a Bowl Game?
14) Taken or ridden on a RV to a game (not partied on one once it was there)?
15) Shown up to a game without a ticket, intending to actually go inside the stadium?
16) Does your vehicle have any permanently affixed displays of your team?
17) Wear partisan clothing on game day?
18) Belong to or attend functions of a booster club, including going to see the coach speak?
19) Donate money to the athletic department (outside of purchasing tickets)?
20) Visit an opposing team's blog sites to scout it out?
RESULTS:
75-100: You're a damn good fan!
50-70: You're going to have to run wind sprints after practice!
0-45: I'm really surprised you're on a college football blog. Did you make a wrong turn on eBay?
What did I leave out? Also, be sure to leave your score in the comments section. And since honesty is such a lonely word, it's mostly what we need from you!
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I got a 60!
Mostly due to the donating money thing, season ticket, RV trip, im not an alum and neither is anyone in my family. My sister did go to UA though…
Ill run my sprints after work!
Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.
You gave...
…yourself 5 points for going to a rival’s site, right?
by War Eagle Atlanta on Oct 20, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually
I just gave myself 5 points for going to a rival site WAR EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!
I once asked the question why are there so many Alabama fans that never graduated from the university? I was told its because their parents were fans and it was passed down.........(my response after a pause).....similar to racism.....?
Your memory...
…must suck like your team and your sig since you’ve trolled here before. Does the thread “Bo Jackson’s final exam” ring any bells?
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
My memory
Is proably better then your dental work. Still have all your teeth?
And by the way you have not won an Auburn / alabama game in 6 years so until you do i would keep my lips closed
I once asked the question why are there so many Alabama fans that never graduated from the university? I was told its because their parents were fans and it was passed down.........(my response after a pause).....similar to racism.....?
What a "witty" comeback...
I guess that GED you received at Aubarn is good for something. Nov 29th can’t get here soon enough to shut you ignorant people up!!!
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
by bamavicki on Oct 21, 2008 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Didnt
they teach you at Alabama not to end your sentences with a preposition! If you did infact go to Alabama? If you did that dosent say much
“Nov 29th can’t get here soon enough to shut you ignorant people up!”
I once asked the question why are there so many Alabama fans that never graduated from the university? I was told its because their parents were fans and it was passed down.........(my response after a pause).....similar to racism.....?
You are one sick puppy...
I have hated you people all my life and you have now proved why that makes me a genius. You actually took the time to go to my profile, open a gmail account in the name of “Ugly bama bitch” in order to send me a hate email? What class.
RBR readers, must share this lovely email with you titled “Hey Bitch” -
“War Eagle mother fucker”
Thank you, God, for letting me be born into a legacy family that’s been going for 3 generations. Whether we win or lose, we are still the good guys. I am forever grateful.
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
Do what
I commented on your grammar skills
I once asked the question why are there so many Alabama fans that never graduated from the university? I was told its because their parents were fans and it was passed down.........(my response after a pause).....similar to racism.....?
You seriously expect me...
…to believe you didn’t send me that email? Who’s the troll here? If not you, then one of your “classy” brethren did, so my sentiment is the same.
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
what
was the from address? usually thats a good indication of where it came from.
I once asked the question why are there so many Alabama fans that never graduated from the university? I was told its because their parents were fans and it was passed down.........(my response after a pause).....similar to racism.....?
Well, duh...
I didn’t know that. You obviously don’t read and comprehend. In my post above, I said the account was opened with the username “Ugly bama bitch”. Chicken shit that the “phantom” emailer is wouldn’t have the b**ls to use his real email address. It was sent 3 minutes after your 1st post to me. Connect the dots.
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
Carlege
You talk about class likes its something you have. But in fact you wouldn’t know it if it cut off your tiny dick. You ripped every Bama fan that came on Track Em Tigers for doing the very thing you are doing right now. Go away you little hypocrite and die. Your life is pointless and has no meaning. So, please SHUT THE FUCK UP and go back to whatever hole you crawled out of this morning you vile piece of shit!
Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.
Thats
why im returning the favor bitch
I once asked the question why are there so many Alabama fans that never graduated from the university? I was told its because their parents were fans and it was passed down.........(my response after a pause).....similar to racism.....?
Congrads
you managed to not end that statement in a preposition. Also uhhhh just reply to the email dumbass it should put up a return address on the To: position.
I once asked the question why are there so many Alabama fans that never graduated from the university? I was told its because their parents were fans and it was passed down.........(my response after a pause).....similar to racism.....?
Way to go, Bamavicki!
You totally smoked that troll. You’re my new hero.
Dr. BamaFrazier is IN!
by BamaFrazier on Oct 22, 2008 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
90
smoke that big boy, not a booster or seen coach talk, and not an alum (biggest regret of my life) thats the only 2
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
I did nearly get in a fight
with some drunk Auburn frat boys after the 06 Iron Bowl. My sister went to the game with me and was actually talking the loudest, and they felt froggy until they saw me. I was not to be messed with that night.
75! Woo-Hoo
Got into an “altercation” with an Arky fan last year. Stupid hogs.
"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM
Altercation with numerous
UT fans throughout the years, one ending in me being locked up and him in the ER after last game in hickville. Drunk ignorant guy had to run his mouth to my girlfriend at the time and threaten her. Bad Call
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
When you
say road tripped do you mean paper and fungi? I will have to take this later math and monday do not get along.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Just...
…hold up a finger for each ‘no’. If you need more than one hand, you fall to category two.
by NiceLittleSaturday on Oct 20, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
90
Never been to a UA bowl game and I don’t have anything with UA permanently fixed to my car. Although, I should get those 5 pts because I did have a Bama sticker on my car when I went to UT and parked in the deck every day for 3 yrs. And yes, some asshole UT student backed into my and drove off. I still have a big dent in the rear quarter panel of my truck to keep my hatred at a boiling point.
I wouldn't piss off the boys from Alabama . . .
I had a jackass
tennessee fan on I-40 one day pull up behind me, see my plate and sticker, then he bolted to get infront of me, slammed his brakes on, threw his coke bottle full of dip spit out the window, and broke my front glass.
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
i would have
gone to jail that day……for murder…
Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.
if i didnt have
a lap full of glass and dip spit that wasnt mine, i would have
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
Just did get 75
Being a (very small) part of the media last year, I have been to a few press conferences. I also got into a fight after the LSU game in ‘05, and got in a pretty heated argument at this year’s Georgia game in a Dairy Queen.
Cause bama's pluck and gritt has writ her name in crimson flame.
85
Most of my family are alum, myself included and we keep going back! I am in school online for yet another degree. That is why I just can’t spare any more money and cannot get an A on THIS exam! Also, with all of the season tickets and tailgating, NONE of us own an RV. We suck. What a bunch of egg-heads we are. I am calling a family meeting to get our priorities straight.
I hear ya
they are the worst fans ever. I was glad as hell to get out of there. I have been to a ton of games at Neyland (including non-UA games), but I will never forget the last time Bama played there the crowd chanting fuck Bama. It was clearly audible even on the replay. How classless. I was in the Bama section (that thin strip of 5 rows they put all the way around the south endzone) and I looked right at the only two UT fans there and said “At least when the game is over we get to leave this shithole.” After 3 yrs of living there I was so glad to make that statement.
I wouldn't piss off the boys from Alabama . . .
Oh, I just thought of a better one Comer
my wife worked for the local govt when we lived in Knoxville and she had a Bama sticker on her car and an Alabama plate, not the univ. plate, but a standard state issued plate. Some asshole at her work, yes a govt building, told here she better take that Alabama stuff off her car or it would be vandalized (implying by him). So she took the sticker off even though I asked her not to. He still told her she needed to get rid of the license plate or the car would get vandalized. My wife can be a firecracker and finally asked what his fucking problem was. She asked if he hated the University of Alabama or the entire state. His reply, “I hate anybody that’s not a Vol.” This was a couple of weeks into our time in Knoxville and this situation summed up 3 yrs there pretty well.
I wouldn't piss off the boys from Alabama . . .
yep
welcome to redneck-ignorant-beligerant-drunk-ville known as tennessee.
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
You guys who live or have lived...
…in or near that orange infested cesspool deserve a lot of credit. I could not do it. I would end up wearing orange too – the kind the prisoners wear.
I had a bit of a problem with an Ole Miss fan who was 2 rows in front of me this past Saturday. He took issue with how much and how loud I was yelling when we were leading 24-3. He was surrounded by Bama fans except for his 2 buddies. How stupid was he?
Amazingly, I have to do wind sprints, in spite of my obvious fanaticism. My first embarrassing admission. I am bringing out the big guns Friday. Definitely on the sleazy side.
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
Yeah i lived there for 4 years
I had to take a lot of acid to forget those years…
Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.
LOL...
I still owe you a post, bammer, but it doesn’t seem so important this week. I’m sure it’ll come back to me at some point.
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
Funny thing is
Ive been anticipating a very harsh rebuttal. I check at least twice a day…man i need to get to work!
Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.
It's coming...
I promise. I even saved a rough draft to my email.
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
lol
To save me the public humiliation, just send it to
Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.
Nope...
No post or email coming. Thanks to you and your Tigger buddies, I’m too mad to even talk to you.
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
my what???
Just because some ass hole sends you a nasty email doesn’t mean i had anything to do with it. In fact, this guy has been an ass to me since the first day i posted on Track em. And again, why is it such a bad thing that i post on other blogs? Im just not getting where i did something wrong or how i offended you…
What am i missing here?
Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.
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