Neyland Stadium Nightlife

So, I google "Neyland Stadium Zip Code" to find out what the weather will be like Saturday night in Knoxville.  (which incidentally, is 45 degrees and a 40% chance of rain, so I'll probably bring long johns and a change of clothes for out in the car for the ride back, as I don't want to spend 2-4 hours with a wet ass)  The second link you get from Google is this:

http://www.clubplanet.com/Venues/162191/Knoxville/Neyland-Stadium

What's hilarious is the venue description.

Neyland Stadium - Beer? Check. Newspapers? Check. Neyland Stadium, at Phillip Fulmer Way, offers your usual selection of imports, domestics, and so on. Craaaaazy, out-of-control entertainment? Ummmm… Not so much. Your odds of meeting "the one" here are approximate to what you’d find on a desert island (less, when you consider "Lost"), but your odds of finding a six-pack are damn near 100%.

So don't expect any crazy, out-of-control entertainment come Saturday.  You can get a six pack, and a newspaper though, for some reason.