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Todd's Friday Embarrassing Admission...

...or, Todd Attempts to Curry Favor With the Football Gods by Admitting his Moral, Cultural, and Intellectual Flaws in a Very Public Manner.

This one is bad people.  BAD.  So bad, that I can't stand to have it out on the main page, so you'll have to find out about it after the jump.  I cannot stress this enough: what you are about to see is truly horrible.  Do not click the "read more" bit if you're the faint of heart, pregnant, or thinking of becoming pregnant.  You've been warned. 

Star-divide

Okay, so you know how I spent the bye weekend in Chattanooga?  Well, Saturday night we went to a barbecue place called Sticky Fingers, and I ordered a Bud Light.  To my horror, this is what they brought me:

  Utbudlightbottlepukefat_medium
So my embarassing admission for this week is that I, shamefully, drank a beer swathed in Tennessee colors, and contrary to what you might expect it didn't taste like puke, fat, or some horrible combination of puke and fat.  So there you go. Told you it was bad.  Leave yours in the comments section.

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the horror!

How… could you! What about the children!?

by rhinoskin on Oct 24, 2008 12:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I fully expect

that you were gleefully exclaiming, “Gobble Gobble mf’er” after every sip out of that putrid bottle.

by batkinson on Oct 24, 2008 12:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sticky Fingers

is allright, as far as chain BBQ places go. (And that’s not a snide or backhanded compliment, I’m saying its good/allright) You should have hit up the Taco Mac directly across from that Sticky Fingers in Chattanooga though. Its a wings place that has about 200 beers, all of which I probably could recommend for reasons other than “drinkability”. (and there, that’s the one that’s the snide remark!)

by Bobby Briggs on Oct 24, 2008 12:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I forgot about Taco Mac

They used to have one of those here, but it shut down several years ago.

by Nico2.0 on Oct 24, 2008 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah...

…“here” is Birmingham.

by Nico2.0 on Oct 24, 2008 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pledge Passport Shirts

got mine the first time I had ever been in one

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 24, 2008 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Drinkability"...

If you want real beer, stay away from the mass-produced American beer crap. Either stick with the micros, or go Guinness or Newcastle. Even Killians is better!

I’m a runner, and my most embarrassing is that I have two pairs of Auburn-orange colored running shorts. They’re probably my favorite running shorts ever. The reason I have them is because my junior college’s colors in California was orange and navy blue (just like Auburn) and our unis were all orange with some navy blue in them. I still wear them around Tuscaloosa when I go for a run. When I do that, I always feel like I gotta change before I go out b/c I don’t wanna get yelled/threatened/killed.

by CaliforniaTide on Oct 24, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not

to turn this into a ‘favorate beer’ thread but Sam Adams, Red Hook ESB and Pale Ale for me!

by Bens4vcobra on Oct 24, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coors Light

taste the rockies

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 24, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They ought...

… to shoot those pretentious a-holes in the press conference commercials.

by outsidethesidelines on Oct 24, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Killians

Is my chioce if i do in fact indulge.

Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.

by bammer on Oct 24, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Makes Snow look better

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 24, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is not enough Coors Light

or Rocky Mountains to help with that shit. You need straight bourbon and rails of coke…

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2008 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

and a paper bag

Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

by IHC800 on Oct 24, 2008 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

plastic bad would be best

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 24, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

plastic bag would be best

sorry, late afternoon——typing skills go down as Snow gets less ugly

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 24, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There

was a reason the light switch was invented.

Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

by IHC800 on Oct 24, 2008 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW

Tucker Max is a God and that book sums up my life. Thank you

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 24, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHA

NIce do you remember the about his most proud moment ever?

Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

by IHC800 on Oct 24, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Story

my god i can not type today. I am going home.

Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

by IHC800 on Oct 24, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

and drink another one IHC its ok

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 24, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

since

you twisted my arm

Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

by IHC800 on Oct 24, 2008 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

As promised in earlier admissions, I have come to Drop Bombs for this week......

This is my biggest bomb yet, so you have been warned.

2 years ago I was dating a “southern girl” who loved to decorate. Alright, one of our favorite shows to watch together was (and yes I said OUR) Design on a Dime and the other was Dancing with the Stars

So after watching this show religiously for a few months, I decided to surprise her and show off my decorating abilitites and attempt to favor cury with her by redoing my condo/apartment thingy I had for $1000.

Well, that went over like a fart in church. Picture a man who has no sense of style-decorating abilities, trying to decorate and paint a condo/apartment thingy…..yes, it was that bad. And it still has not changed-i like it thats all that matters.

I still watch design on a dime trying to catch a few new tips and keep my sweet pad in style and hip. Its not working to well

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 24, 2008 12:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I use to

watch trading spaces and there was not a girl involved.

Hopefully that will cure Coffee’s fumbles.

Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

by IHC800 on Oct 24, 2008 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think so

how about design on a dime office edition…..wanna join me?

My office could use a jump start out of the 1970’s I think

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 24, 2008 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pictures

We REALLY need pictures to get the full effect.

Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.

by bammer on Oct 24, 2008 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Monday, shoot me an emial

and I will deliver

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 24, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Feel the need to post this

because I am nervous about this weekend, so here goes…

I took modern dance in college. And not to meet girls, I really wanted to learn how to dance modern dance.

There it is. I can’t say that I’m proud, but there it is.

by NJBammer on Oct 24, 2008 12:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

THAT

should be good for 2 touchdowns in the second half.

Saving mine for the Iron Bowl…

by Nose Guard on Oct 24, 2008 1:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This one is going to be me banned and/or shunned on my own blog...

I was cheering for Tennessee in last year’s SEC Championship because I watched it with a girl I was interested in that is a UT alum.

by Nico2.0 on Oct 24, 2008 1:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh my god

all respect has been lost for you.

FTR-we have all done that

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 24, 2008 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I

hoped you she repayed you.

Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

by IHC800 on Oct 24, 2008 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

its after NOON

ill forgive that expert grammer you have going today

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 24, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell

During the 2002 Alabama/ UT game, my then girlfriend now wife, asked me to go get her a snickers. I promptly responded. “You are not my wife and you aint pregnant. So Hell no!”

About a month ago, she asked for a snickers and reminded that indeed she IS my wife and she IS having my baby….i then promptly went to the nearest gas station.

Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.

by bammer on Oct 24, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stayed

up to late last night. the wife had Bunco at our house so I got wasted watching Auburn disect WV at a buddy’s place.

Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

by IHC800 on Oct 24, 2008 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even I...

Am not that desperate.

by CaliforniaTide on Oct 24, 2008 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, Neek...

…I would have a bigger problem with it if you were seeking a relationship than, say relations. I’ll let you decide if you want to go there or not.

by Bubba Chang on Oct 24, 2008 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will

no woman is worth “relations” or “relationship” if she is a Gobble Gobble MF’Er

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 24, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here's a dumb blond one

Although I have been a Bama fan since about the age of 8, some things about Bama fandom just didn’t click in my blond head. The first year I was in school in Tuscaloosa, I had a date to the TN game and got all dressed up, like you used to do back in the late 70’s—heels, hose, pearls and here goes—an orange dress. My date’s face when I opened the door was drained of all color. After he happily ascertained that I was not a UT fan, he asked me very nicely to change and I did. We won and everyone made great fun of me for about the next 10 years.

marycontrary

by adeleswims on Oct 24, 2008 1:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bless your heart!

I do remember the ’70s – but an orange dress?

by TexasTideGirl on Oct 24, 2008 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My hate for UT and since its my first game in Knoxville here it goes

I’m dropping a couple… number one, I willfully picked UT to play with on NCAA, AND put them in the all Orange uniforms!
I am getting married the week before the Iron Bowl, and I will miss the week of the Iron Bowl on the honeymoon… in Mexico, so no build up for me I won’t be back until the day before the game, and won’t be in Tuscaloosa until game day.
And the worst of all I HAVE PURCHASED A KENNY G CD

by morri029 on Oct 24, 2008 1:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

good god man...

save some for lsu!!! I think the Vegas line just changed!

by BigChief on Oct 24, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you...

…morri029, because I had no ideas for this week until I read your admission.

When I was a student at the Capstone, I found myself at a party one night with a couple of marginally attractive young women. They were both casually dating a couple of guys I knew. Anyway, after much tequila, one of them started to flirt with me, and her beauty grew mightily. The guy she came with took off with some other people for who knows what, and she drove me to her place, walked me back to her room, and popped in a Kenny G tape. The night progressed, and in the middle of our getting to know each other, the tape stopped, and she had me get up and turn it over to keep playing. No Van Morrison, no Funkadelic, nothing remotely tolerable — Kenny G.

It still creeps me out, and it better earn us a solid W tomorrow.

by NiceLittleSaturday on Oct 24, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

… that’s not even embarrassing, that’s just kind of creepy.

by outsidethesidelines on Oct 24, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my thoughts exactly.

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean, seriously...

… who in the hell absolutely must have Kenny G, while they are loaded up on tequila, when they are in the middle of getting laid?

That shit is messed up.

by outsidethesidelines on Oct 24, 2008 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I

don’t know whats worse, the bottle or whats in it. Bud Light sucks!

by Bens4vcobra on Oct 24, 2008 1:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow...

Damn Todd, now that is embarrassing. I mean it’s embarrassing as hell that you even like Bud Light and think it’s more than bottled piss branded by a massive corporation, but you even drank the Tennessee version of it?

You should, rightfully, hang your head in shame on both fronts.

I will say, though, you sure as hell didn’t puss out on the embarrassing admission. I can fully say that if we get our asses beat tomorrow, you shall not be at fault in any way.

by outsidethesidelines on Oct 24, 2008 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bud Light is awesome

great drinkability. Oh wait…

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not a big fan of the heavy beers...

…though Killians Irish Red is a favorite. Mostly I stick with High Life or Bud Light though. I’m a trashy good ol boy, what more do you want?

by Todd on Oct 24, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

When my parents were helping me move,

we only got about 3 channels when I arrived because my cable hadn’t yet been hooked up and the only channel we got in well was ABC. My mom watched the 2nd to last week of So You Think You can Dance one night and I got so hooked that the next week I went out of my way to download the finale and watch it by myself….

And I cried when they announced the winner.

by rugman11 on Oct 24, 2008 2:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Here we go:

I went to the Quest. Sober. With two gay guys. And had fun.

And I am not gay.

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2008 2:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not what i heard

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 24, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't really argue with you

Guess me and the wife need to have a talk.

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, not so much that I heard...

….but that I read it on a bathroom wall.

by Todd on Oct 24, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well that one night was special.

I miss you snuggle-bear…

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol...

… no you are not, or no you are not sure?

;)

by outsidethesidelines on Oct 24, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

After rereading my post

it’s No I’m not sure. I can’t believe I put that out there. Comer/Vicki/Stu will give me shit about it.

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, even if so...

… I suppose you could consider coming out of the closet could be the ultimate embarrassing admission, and if so then you picked a great time.

I’ll say this: If games really come down to the strength of embarrassing admissions, then we’re winning this one in a blowout.

by outsidethesidelines on Oct 24, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. Yes we will.

Although full disclaimer I see old naked guys everyday at work (locker room) and it has no effect on me.

I did have fun at the club, although I also got tired of being called a breeder and drunk/high/supergay guys grabbing my ass. “Did you grab my ass? I know it was you”

I thought there was going to be a highlight when they announce a strip contest, and I actually saw boobies, until I realized the boobies had an adam’s apple. Yep, it was a dude with implants. No, I didn’t enjoy THAT.

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was torn on what to use as my admission...

then I read this. My embarrassing admission is that I read/post/check a website numerous times a day where conversations like this go on…. BamaReturns07…… WOW, just WOW

by batkinson on Oct 24, 2008 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You

just made another admission of revealing your profession of YMCA men’s locker room attendent. “here, let me help you get those swim trunks off…”

by Bens4vcobra on Oct 24, 2008 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

After today I wish

We are on a hiring freeze at our medical-fitness facility and all the managers are chipping in to cover duties. since I am one of the only male-managers, well, there you go.

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What

do you do? Physical Therapy?

by Bens4vcobra on Oct 24, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he does it for men

and men only, he is requested from what I heard/read

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 24, 2008 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have heard

about those places.

Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

by IHC800 on Oct 24, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Snitches get stitches.

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

General Manager of the Medical Fitness facility.

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2008 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and by medical fitness facility

you mean the “oriental spa”

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 24, 2008 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

With the

Happy Endings. I hate those. too messy.

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, I can't stand it any more...

I really like the song “Rocky Top!” There, I said it. Laugh away! If this doesn’t earn us a W, nothing will.

by NJBammer on Oct 24, 2008 2:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

get out...

now….

Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.

by bammer on Oct 24, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You crossed the line

That’s it.

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2008 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok

now things like that may start to have the opposite effect…

by Bens4vcobra on Oct 24, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leave

NJ you are banned

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 24, 2008 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't judge me too harshly...

I heard it in a Kenny Rodgers movie when I was just a kid. The one where he played a small time car racer who adopts a bunch of kids. I really liked the movie and the song in the movie. Little did I realize the TN would blare it in their games, I was too young to pay attention to Tennessee at that time. So, as much as I hate Tennessee the school, I have always liked that song.

by NJBammer on Oct 24, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Six Pack

Lose the soundtrack and it’s oscar worthy.

If it were up to me, I'd blitz on offense too.

by The Heffalump on Oct 25, 2008 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't feel too bad...

I was forced to take clogging lessons when I was a wee little tot, and the one dance we were taught at that age was to Rocky Top. To this day, I have the urge to start dancing everytime I hear that damn song and I can’t help but to sing along with it. It’s almost like a nursery rhyme in my mind.

My dad actually had Mom pull me out of the class because of it – he put me in T-ball instead.

by Squirrel2634 on Oct 24, 2008 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought Nico's

was bad until I read this!

by TexasTideGirl on Oct 24, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your mom

made you take CLOGGING? Where in the F did you live?? TN?? That isn’t a nursery rhyme sweetie, it is an emotional scar.

by crimsongirl on Oct 24, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alabama

Centre (near Gadsden) to be exact.

by Squirrel2634 on Oct 24, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well....

let’s hope that clogging admission is worth at least a couple of second half scores!

by crimsongirl on Oct 24, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It should be

I should dig up pictures of the dress I was forced to wear to rehearsals – that ought to be good for a blowout. Maybe I’ll dig that up for LSU.

by Squirrel2634 on Oct 24, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait...

Are you a guy or a girl? “Squirrel” didn’t really tell me and I got the impression until you said “dress” that you were a guy! Not AS bad if you are a girl to be forced into clogging……

by crimsongirl on Oct 24, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Girl..

Though the outfits the guys wore were exponentially worse than the dresses, as bad as they were. There was one boy in the class. I don’t think he ever got over it.

Imagine a knee-length frilly yellow gingham dress over a hoop skirt with a kind of bib on the front and big poofy sleeves. Kinda like “Hee-Haw”, but without the coolness.

I really need to find those pictures…they may get us the SEC title. Absolutely horrifying.

by Squirrel2634 on Oct 24, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH, I KNOW!

My daughter’s father’s family does the square-dancing/clogging thing. (He doesn’t/didn’t) There are NO guys, as far as I know….that is why I was so shocked by your admission. My assumption was that you were male and your parents were evil! =)

It is, however, something I can see happening in TN!! What a great week for your admission, even if it hadn’t involved Rocky Top. Too bad you didn’t know to sing “….go to hell TN….” in the song. You’re dad might have left you in for a while—-at least until the fourth Saturday in October.

by crimsongirl on Oct 24, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Couldn't You Have Just.....

asked for a glass. I mean, between looking like a girlyman and drinking from the bottle of the viles it is an easy choice.

by CJackson on Oct 24, 2008 2:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I

found Bamaretuns07’s review of Quest on citysearch:

10/18/2008 Posted by Bamareturns07

I love this place. I think that to be a gay bar it great. the people there are great as well. the drinks are wonderful. and the drag shows kick ass.

by Bens4vcobra on Oct 24, 2008 3:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HA HA HA

That’s some funny shit Ben. Touche.

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2008 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 24, 2008 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!...

…BR07, I thought for a second there you mis-spelled Douche!

by Bubba Chang on Oct 24, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let me try again:

That’s some funny shit Ben. Douche.

Ha ha yeah I do like that one better!

Just kidding Ben!

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You better watch out...

…from the looks of his avatar, Ben’s got some serious guns.

Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.

by Bubba Chang on Oct 24, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am glad you brought that up

Ben’s throwin’ down with the gay jokes and WHO is the one with an almost nude AHNALD in his avatar. Hmmmmm…

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2008 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You

got me there. Perhaps I’m holding out for the ultimate admission…?

by Bens4vcobra on Oct 24, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you

should have taken a piss in it

by CSon on Oct 24, 2008 3:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Here's mine:

I read through this WHOLE embarassing admissions posting! Every word! Shame, shame, shame…….

Oh, and I think all of the homosexual overtones have sealed the win for us!!! Thanks, guys! Being a girl, what could I add???? I could tell of kissing a girl, but that would be a whole new direction.

by crimsongirl on Oct 24, 2008 4:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And we are listening....

…and waiting for pictures. This thread is useless without pictures. Detailed pictures.

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2008 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was a very private moment

much like the moments you guys are re-living here. I am SURE none of us kept pics………

by crimsongirl on Oct 24, 2008 5:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

One can dream

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

It happened before I had a camera phone, and it would have been entertaining. I actually didn’t DO anything embarrassing other than actually being there. Pretty much drank my beer(s) and kept my hands in my pocket all night.

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rocky Top

Did anyone else here go to public school in Tennessee? We were taught Rocky Top in School, like the Pledge of Allegiance or God Bless America. I still resent them for it.

by Bobby Briggs on Oct 24, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I grew up in Tennessee...

and I was in marching band in high school. Thankfully my band director was a Bama fan and so my school was one of like five in the state that did not play Rocky Top as their fight song.

by jsholt969 on Oct 24, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your

parents should’ve hired an ACLU lawyer. The schoold shoudn’t force the adjuct worship of something that isn’t consistent with your beliefs and heritage.

by Bens4vcobra on Oct 24, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bring it!

The young-un is bringing it today!

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 24, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This may not seem like much...

but I am the beverage director and front of house manager for a fine dining restaurant. I make sure the wait staff is familiar with every ingredient and cooking method we use. I’ve been working in fine dining for years. I have put together an award winning wine list. Everything that goes into our food is absurdly fresh. In the course of my job I taste dishes that are either classics, twists on classics, or amazingly original ideas from a chef that I am lucky to work with. On a given night I can choose for my free meal from a variety of organic meats and exotic seafoods served with local organic produce prepared by a team of professionals. My confession is this – I love, and I mean love, Shake’nBake pork chops.

If it were up to me, I'd blitz on offense too.

by The Heffalump on Oct 25, 2008 1:02 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I normally dont do this but....

For the viles game……

Back in the mid 90’s i had my belly pierced. My only saving grace is that i did it to gain sexual favor with a girl i was interested in at the time(she thought it would be nice if we got them done together), we ended up dating for about 2 years..i guess part 2 to this is i kept the ring for probably another 4 years after we broke up before i finally took it out….

gobble gobble mf’ers

It's all about the process....

by IN.Bamaman on Oct 25, 2008 8:17 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gobble Gobble Mfers

indeed.

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 25, 2008 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Local Distributor Over-Ordered

With regards to the original post, the local distributor in Chattanooga over-ordered on those Tennessee Bud Lights. I live in Chattanooga, and I work in the restaurant/bar business. On October 1st, the local distributor announced a price increase of around $1 a case on Bud Light. It is now almost a month later and they continue to sell the Orange Bud Light at the “pre Oct. 1st” price to try and help sell their overstock. Beer wholesale prices are set by law and Miller Lite and Bud Light cost the same, but right now if you buy the orange stuff you get a discount. That’s one reason everyone has them here.

I got the feeling about two weeks into the season that the local distributor had too much Orange Bud Light in stock. The attitude of the salesman led me to believe it as he was always pushing the orange bottles. They really overstated the demand here. And since Chattanooga is a border town we have fans from all kinds of SEC teams in our city. A lot of people peel the labels off completely, and some people make a big show of changing their drink because of the orange wrapper.

Not to mention the Vols aren’t any good this year.

by Colonel Corn on Oct 27, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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