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Todd's Week Six Embarassing Admission...

...or, Todd Attempts to Curry Favor With the Football Gods by Admitting his Moral, Cultural, and Intellectual Flaws in a Very Public Manner.

Since girly admissions got us dominating performances against Clemson, WKU, Arkansas, and Georgia we'll mine that well one more time for Kentucky.

The following two CDs currently grace my shelf:

I can defend one of them by saying "Columbia House...forgot to send the card back...you know how its...", but the other one, well, I actively walked into a store and intentionally paid good money for it. I'll let you guys try to figure out which was which while you ridicule me in the comments section or, better, leave your own embarassing admissions.

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Todd's Friday Embarassing Admission...

Aug 2008 by Todd - 16 comments

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My money

Says that Britney was the intentional purchase. For shame Todd.

I was house sitting for some people once, who had an unopened copy of The Notebook. I opened that sucker up, and watched it.

Twice.

by BAMATN on Oct 3, 2008 12:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Keeping with the girly admissions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR5xv3pt7KI

Not only do I have this song on my iPod, but i routinely listen to it….even at times I have been known to sing along.
Ridicule away.

by batkinson on Oct 3, 2008 1:09 PM CDT reply actions  

That's not terrible...

It’s got a catchy lick and is a scathing rebuke of the music industry.

by rugman11 on Oct 3, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heyy

This is a good song. The thing that is probably embarrassing is when you hit the chorus on key.

I love it too buddy. Haha Roll Tide

by ro11t1dero11 on Oct 3, 2008 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not gonna lie...

I love this song. I own the album.

I also own the Colbie Callait (sp?) album, Coco.

by BAMATN on Oct 3, 2008 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Colbie Caillat...

I had actually planned on using that one for later but since you mentioned it, I also will find my self singing along any time this song is played.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PWfB4lurT4

by batkinson on Oct 3, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not nearly as bad as Todd's...

…but since this weeks theme seems to be embarrassing albums…

I voluntarily own both of Gwen Stefani’s solo albums.

by Nico2.0 on Oct 3, 2008 1:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I knew a guy who owned both Gwen Stefani's albums...

He recently came out of the closet. Just stating facts, I for one, think she’s a hottie from Hottingham…

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Oct 3, 2008 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's super hot for sure...

…and I’m not even particularly attracted to blondes.

by Nico2.0 on Oct 3, 2008 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

that she is

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 3, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I own the Milli Vanilli cassette.....even when they were exposed

I kept the tape…..I liked me some Girl I"m gonna Miss You and Blame it on the Rain LOL

'Dammit, you slow sumbitch - tackle him and break his legs.'
Roll Tide!!!!!

by imaBamafan on Oct 3, 2008 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not as bad this week...

I voluntarily went to see The Lake House (with Keeanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock) and really liked it. To make it worse, the girl I was with (just a friend) hated it and thought it was cheesy schlock. So apparently I’m a fan of girly, cheesy schlock.

by rugman11 on Oct 3, 2008 1:15 PM CDT reply actions  

I said this last week...

watched The Lake House and wondered, “why do I like this movie?”
but I did…and I watched it one and a half times…

RBR's KING of HIP-HOP...

by SpockJenkins on Oct 3, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it just me...

or are these embarrassing admissions gaining a kind of surreal, Bill Brasky vibe?

by NJBammer on Oct 3, 2008 1:28 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

they sure are!

Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.

by bammer on Oct 3, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I got one

If i were in a group of people and we started to talk about movies and the film Titanic came up, i would always blast it and say its the worst movie ever but in reality….

I really really like it…..like i have stayed up late to watch it on TnT by myself…..

If that doesn’t gain us at least a 14 point victory i don’t know what will!

RTR!

Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.

by bammer on Oct 3, 2008 1:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Celine Dion

I sing along to Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On” any time that movie is playing. It’s probably the sole reason I like the movie.

by batkinson on Oct 3, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

my roommate owned the Spice Girls movie

And I watched it. Several times. ON PURPOSE.

And I enjoyed it. A LOT.

Never quit. It is the easiest cop-out in the world.

by gorjus on Oct 3, 2008 2:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Saw it...

…in the theater. SPECIAL BONUS ADMISSION!

by Todd on Oct 3, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

the Spice Girls movies isn't that bad...

I watched it with my dad…
it’s on some Beatles’ “Help!” vibe…

RBR's KING of HIP-HOP...

by SpockJenkins on Oct 3, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

that movie

If ‘effin hilarious. Rented it for 99 cents back in the day and it was seriously one of the better rentals of that summer. I’m all for any movie that knows it’s ridiculous and runs with it.

by Nicole Haase on Oct 4, 2008 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ya'll are

pusses. At least I’m just in to facials.

uh, wait a sec….

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 3, 2008 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

is that all?

something you want to admitt

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 3, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a Cubs fan...

…which is pretty embarrassing, at least for now.

Also, although I was forced into watching Ghost the other night with the missus, I found myself “more than just tolerating” the flick.

by Bubba Chang on Oct 3, 2008 3:05 PM CDT reply actions  

wait wait wait

You love the show or you love that girl who looks like shes been gang banged about 10,000 times?!?!

Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.

by bammer on Oct 3, 2008 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

BOTH

i think she is hot, but i also am addicted to her show. I dunno why, its so trashy, and she is annoying, but dang

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 3, 2008 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

My god man!

Get your self to T-town right now, find the first (decently attractive) sorority girl you find, take her to a bar or restaurant, and then find some way to redeem yourself….

or better yet…

Make us all proud and go after that hot secretary!

Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.

by bammer on Oct 3, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

i fired her monday

or i would

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 3, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Say it aint so....

Well if you really dig New York then do your thing but as a “good ole boy” i couldnt find my self dating someone with the name New York!

Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.

by bammer on Oct 3, 2008 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh no way

no possible way of a relationship, i just think she is smooooking, thats all.

I dont like her mom, she is nuts

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 3, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

WAIT WAIT WAIT!

you fired her?!? what for??? and where is she so I can console her…

oh…and New York is hideous…a Naked Gun full body condom wouldn’t be enough if you were gettin freaky wit her…

RBR's KING of HIP-HOP...

by SpockJenkins on Oct 3, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shout...

…shout, let it all out…these are the embarassing admissions I can do without, c’mon….

I used to listen to that Tears for Fears album (on cassette tape, of course) over and over again.

I’m talking to you, c’mon.

by NiceLittleSaturday on Oct 3, 2008 3:12 PM CDT reply actions  

shakes his head

The tears for fears reference is not embarrassing……your sad little “cover” of that song just covered your embarrasing admissions for the rest of the season!

Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.

by bammer on Oct 3, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you, sir...

…that’s what I was shooting for. Now I can coast on home….

by NiceLittleSaturday on Oct 3, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's a pitcher...

On the Brewers named Brian Shouse and they play that song when he comes in to the game from the bullpen they play that song. Totally gets stuck in my head. Someone also came up with Shouse-ified lyrics to it, which I can only kinda remember and I sing those along too! Ouch.

by Nicole Haase on Oct 4, 2008 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Shout...Shout...

let it on out!

RBR's KING of HIP-HOP...

by SpockJenkins on Oct 3, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Spice Girls dolls

I once bought all five of the Spice Girls dolls, er, action figures. It was the 90s and my thinking was that I would toss them into the attic without ever taking them out of the package. You know, forget all about them. Then I would re-discover them 15 or 20 years later and sell them for what I thought would be a lot of money. It was an investment, see? It never panned out. I think my ex-wife has the dolls now.

I have also seen The Joy Luck Club about a dozen times. Does that count?

by Mr. Kobayashi on Oct 3, 2008 3:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Old Yella

Even now, when I watch Old Yella, I cry and hope for a different ending. After probably 214 viewings, I might add.

marycontrary

by adeleswims on Oct 3, 2008 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

How can you not hope for something better?

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Oct 3, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude...

if this is what you’re breaking out for the UK game, I shudder to think what you’ll admit to us for the LSU and Iron Bowl games…

by Bens4vcobra on Oct 3, 2008 4:26 PM CDT reply actions  

make sure you bring a change of undies

to work those days, you might mess them up with what some of us will drop

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 3, 2008 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

OKAY...

…this is the ONLY place this may not be humiliating, but here it goes: I ended a relationship with a man recently because he said that UA was the embarassment of the SEC b/c of “Rammer Jammer.” I am 38, single and he was well educated and stable and CUTE! I have reasons ready for all of my female friends of why it didn’t work out like “he kills cats as a hobby!” but the real reason is that he spoke against RJ! I just couldn’t look at him the same anymore.

by crimsongirl on Oct 3, 2008 5:26 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't

blame you a bit! I’m married to an LSU fan myself and he would never dare say something like that. You’re better off without him.

by TexasTideGirl on Oct 3, 2008 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yikes...

Way to come out of lurkdom. I owned the New Kids on the Block tape in middle school. I’m female, and that is still an embarrassing admission. That ought to give Javy at least one runback or pick six.

I've got a fever...

by lpb on Oct 3, 2008 6:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I saw them in concert twice

the second time was even at the Barn’s Coliseum….had 2nd row seats

'Dammit, you slow sumbitch - tackle him and break his legs.'
Roll Tide!!!!!

by imaBamafan on Oct 3, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still have "Hangin' Tough" in my collection

I saw them at the BJCC when I was like 8. It was my first concert. I had the whole shebang…the curtains, the sheets, the wall paper, all of it. I just want to crawl under a rock when I think about the fact that they are back together, and grown women are drooling over them again.

Thank god I outgrew that.

by Squirrel2634 on Oct 3, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was a nerd

in elementary school, and my best friend and I formed a writing club…I think we wanted to write comic books…called “The Write Stuff.” As Mr. Spock says…I was just a kid, but still…

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Oct 3, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice...

I formed a band in elementary school…
we couldn’t play instruments or write songs or anything…we just drew designs for our “band.”
the band’s name was…get ready…

SORE UDDERS

yea…and the “album” we drew designs for was called…get ready again, this is even better…

NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS

yea…we were the shit…

RBR's KING of HIP-HOP...

by SpockJenkins on Oct 4, 2008 2:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

LPB...

I owned the NKOTB tape in middle school, too. (And I’m a guy!!) And BTW, comer4tide, New York is skanky! What would you do if Bear Bryant came up to you if you guys were on a date? Do you think he would aprove? I would take a tie or kissing my sister over New York:)

by rolltidefromaz on Oct 3, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply actions  

ill make my admissons

I have the Savage Garden cd yeah the one with Truly Madly Deeply, and this one is embarrsing i love puppies, not like a aww those are cute like ill roll in the floor with them kinda love.

by CrimsonChief on Oct 3, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

I have ALL of the N*sync CD's

and still listen to them occasionally. And, yes, they are on my iPod. Hey, they’re catchy and easy to sing along.

I will go one further and admit I love the dance they do to it in the blue room in this video…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfnVVIspY_s

I will further admit that I know that dance by heart, and break into it whenever I hear the song.

Whew…that admission has got to worth a couple of touchdowns, at least.

by Squirrel2634 on Oct 3, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

wow...I question your sexual preference...

but good job, we need those TDs…

RBR's KING of HIP-HOP...

by SpockJenkins on Oct 4, 2008 2:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I watched the Sex And The City movie last night...

and loved it…
and cried…
and loved it…

damn…these romantic comedies are goin kill me…
or get us a NC…

RBR's KING of HIP-HOP...

by SpockJenkins on Oct 3, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Let me tell you...

If me being a Braves fan, and a KC Chiefs fan, and a former player on a high school team that has won three games since I graduated in 2004, doesn’t at least get us a punt return TD or something tomorrow, I don’t know what else to do. Those things embarrass me on a daily basis.

by BAMATN on Oct 4, 2008 1:30 AM CDT reply actions  

That is

an understatement all to hell. The Braves had their worst season this year since like 1993. Kansas City looks like (if I might borrow from Rip Torn) a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob. And my former high school team…Well, we won more games my senior year than they have won in the 5 seasons since then. Combined.

Thanks be to God that I’m a Bama fan and a Red Wings fan. Or I’d never be able to show my face anywhere.

by BAMATN on Oct 4, 2008 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

My two year old son has

several albums by the same childrens book author with song titles like “Snuggle Puppy” and “I Want To Be Your Personal Penguin.” The performers who sing her songs include Davy Jones and the Bacon Brothers. I’ve had “Belly, Belly Button” stuck in my head for weeks. I like it. I’ve even played it when I’m alone. At this point I know the words by heart: “Belly, belly button you’re oh so fine/Ooh belly button I’m so happy you’re mine…” I think I like it more than he does. Rool Tide!
On a side note, after every touchdown I pick him up and swing him around saying “Touchdoooown!” and he laughs is ass off. For the first four games he loved it. After about mid second quarter against Georgia he got sick of it. If there is a definition of complete offenseive domination it is overstimulating a two year old. Nick Saban, good show sir.

If it were up to me, I'd blitz on offense too.

by The Heffalump on Oct 4, 2008 1:49 AM CDT reply actions  

that story is MAD cute...

and you ain’t a real dad till you’re dancing around as goofy as possible while you sing, “NO MORE MONKEYS…JUMPING ON THE BED!”

RBR's KING of HIP-HOP...

by SpockJenkins on Oct 4, 2008 2:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

I actually forgot about this embarassing moment in my life

I once owned and proudly displayed my Vanilla Ice poster in my room, what was i thinking?

by bamagary on Oct 4, 2008 7:34 AM CDT reply actions  

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