Todd's Friday Embarrassing Admission...

by Todd on Oct 31, 2008 10:51 AM CDT in Humor Comment 16 comments

...or, Todd Attempts to Curry Favor With the Football Gods by Admitting his Moral, Cultural, and Intellectual Flaws in a Very Public Manner.

So I was at Target a few weeks ago, looking through the DVD section, and what did I discover? This:

That's right, folks, I got all a twitter over the discovery that Melrose Place is now out on DVD, and my first reaction was to buy it that very night. I did not do it, though, because I was with the Girl and was rightfully embarrassed about admitting my love for horrible fox soap operas to both the checkout clerks and her (though it did cross my mind to see if she would pay for it so it wouldn't look like I was the one buying it), and because the football loving part of me reminded me that the hours and hours I would be spending on Saturdays watching football would preclude me from devouring an entire season in one sitting (don't think it hasn't been done), so instead I made a mental note that after the season was over Melrose Place would be mine and all four available seasons are now currently in my Amazon.com wishlist. Ridicule away, or own up to your own embarassing love for horrible television in the comments below.

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of paper jams occur on Mondays, but I don’t worry, because I know The Hills is coming on later. I love it, I do, I watch last week’s replay before the new episode just to refresh my memory. I do watch MNF only on commercials though. I have a huge crush on LC.

by BigChief on Oct 31, 2008 11:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

here here

If I had a steamboat I could make it to London in 60,000 minutes.

by crimsonpride19 on Oct 31, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why this isn't so bad...

Two freakin words: Shannen Dougherty. Yum.

by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 31, 2008 11:07 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That...

…was 90210, which I also watched.

Roll Bama Roll

by Todd on Oct 31, 2008 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Brain locked...

shut down…it’s friday. So, yes, I will agree with you then. Melrose Place (aside from Heather Locklear) was a celluloid crime against humanity.

by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 31, 2008 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Last Friday

Single Hot 22 year old babe sitting at my desk, im laying the charm, fixing to nail down dinner when my ink pen exploads all over me, ruining my white button up Alabama shirt, and pouring black ink all over my pants.

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Oct 31, 2008 11:10 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

so....

dinner? or did the pen ruin it? Was it like Ernest when he was on the jury in “Ernest Goes to Jail” and he was chewing on the pen and it exploded in his mouth? I hope it was, that would be worth at least a pick 6.

by BigChief on Oct 31, 2008 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

last year

Big blizzard in the upper plains. I was walking to the C-store (low on beer, natch), and this verifiable honey comes out of the store, so I put my James Dean pimp strut on, cigarette artfully dangling from lip (a la Rebel w/o a cause). I give her a smooth grin and proceed to peacock my way over to here. Then, I hit a patch of ice, get about 3.5 feet airborne and landed on my duff. Yes, she saw. Yes, she laughed. No, I did not get digits.

I feel for you.

by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 31, 2008 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yesss....

here it is, please tell me it was similar to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o2V3Uj3xjA

by BigChief on Oct 31, 2008 11:19 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

run over

Was in Boston and jogging by the river. A bicyclist came up from behind and ran over me, literally. I limped back to my very nice hotel and walked through the elegant lobby, with a black tire stripe running up the back of my leg and a boo-boo on my knee and chin. I did not fit in at all.

marycontrary

by adeleswims on Oct 31, 2008 3:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I was peed my pants

I was saving this for the Auburn game, but I’ll probably do something even more embarrassing before then, so …

You know how sometimes, especially when you first wake up, your piss comes out like windshield washer fluid? Well, I had one of those moments back in the 90s. I was wearing nice khaki pants at the office and went to take a piss. For some reason, the stream just stick to the end of “Stanley” and did a u-turn like water pouring out of an odd-shaped glass. Before I could shut off the valve, I had pissed a pretty good puddle onto the left leg of my pants. Fortunately, no one else was in the bathroom at the time, so I got some wet towels, wiped myself off as good as I could and hid in one of the stalls until I dried out.

That should be good for an Arenas run-back.

Dr. BamaFrazier is IN!

by BamaFrazier on Oct 31, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm disappointed

There is an unfortunate low number of confessions today. Oh well, I will sing along to this song anytime I hear it… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20 I actually have it on my iPod. The lyrics are outrageously incoherent, and yet I know all of them.

by batkinson on Oct 31, 2008 5:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Dude

Sex and the City, Melrose, and peeing on yourself are fine, but this song is ridiculous. You should be embarrassed, very embarrassed. Should have saved that shit for LSU or kept it in you back pocket for the NC game.

I wouldn't piss off the boys from Alabama . . .

by I hate UT on Oct 31, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs