the Mizzou-Okie State game. The ball will be moving up and down the field so fast that A) cats will be very amused, and B) the potential for seizure is very high!

is a little bit insane… i’m pretty sure he has one "wife getting rapped by a stranger in front of her husband’ scene for every two feature films he made…. frankly it’s a little disturbing…

…man, I couldn’t take it. That stranger would probably be all, “I’m the Peter Piper of the 1980s…”, and I wouldn’t be able to just sit back, I would have to jump in with, “Man, you don’t have to be current, but can’t you at least step into the 90s with some Black Sheep, or Naughty by Nature, or Pharcyde? And he’d prolly come back with some, "Now, here’s a little story I got to tell about three bad brothers you know so well…”, and I’d be all, “C’mon man, c’mon, that’s so 1986. How ‘bout ’Jesus walks with me’. HOVA. Somethin’.” And then….

Oh. Wait. Did you mean ‘raped’? My bad, dog. Forget I said anything, aight?