An Open Letter to the Alabama Fanbase
by Todd on Nov 12, 2008 9:35 PM CST
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PrintDear Alabama Fanbase,
Unless you're Hank Williams, Jr., please, please, for the love of all that is good and right and beautiful in this world, do not pen musical odes to the Crimson Tide and any of it's various coaches. If you simply must, do not record them and then let others hear them. It never turns out well.
Your friends,
Roll Bama Roll
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Best lines...
“I used to think ’ol Mal Moore was a ding-dong…”
“Auburn is stinkin’ like poop in the sun…”
Seriously, that is the teh awesomz. The Saban samples are divine.
Oooooo….and it ends with “A’ight”
First time I listened...
I thought, what’s he going to rhyme with “ding-dong” because who would use such a word unless it was to set up the next line. But no, he used ding-dong just for the hell of it. Then he turned around and rhymed Franchione with Fonzie-ee-ee.
He’s a genius. Or an idiot. I can’t tell.
by Nick's Hat Band on Nov 13, 2008 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
On my 2nd listen now...
…best verse:
“When you landed in T-Town, man everybody came
and a drunk redneck woman screamed out your name.
When she gave you a kiss, Terry must’ve been pissed
Thinking ’What have we gotten ourselves intooo-ooo-ooo!”
Ooooo
“We’ll get a coach who has hair like Fonzie-eeeee-eeee!”
Seriously y’all. This thing is fucking EPIC!
So...
…something tells me this isn’t what Saban has in mind when he says he appreciates the passion of the fans.
by Bama philosophe on Nov 12, 2008 10:26 PM CST reply actions
You people have lost your minds.
Seriously. I’m on something like my fourth or fifth straight listen.
Encore...Encore....
“When you ask me those kind of questions it really pisses me off!!”
This just made a perfect ending to my Wed….thank you
It's all about the process....
Wow...
I’m definitely with Nico on this one
“Bama tried to win games,
With the Shula family name,
But Mikey’s pretty face wouldn’t dooo-ooo”
Definitely Epic.
BWAHAHHAAAHHAA
THAT was the perfect cure for my hangover. Well, that, a shot of peppermint schnapps and some bacon.
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 13, 2008 7:28 AM CST reply actions
schnapps and bacon
You sir have my respect.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
No doubt!
I haven’t approached a schnapps since my parents liquor cabinet almost 2 decades ago!! I got schnapped and never went back.
I still eat bacon…..if anyone cares! =)
Is that Larry the Cable Guy singing?
Sounds just like him, but I have some remore thought that he is a UT guy???
marycontrary
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