And I am not at all worried, I will tell you about the vanity plates on my black scion xB: “GOTHLAW”, but that’s not as embarrassing as the ones I’m ordering in January when I renew: 5 US 137 (google it). Ummm, yea, big ole’ dork.

but that one was kinda weak…so I guess I’ll make up for it…
2 weeks ago I went to T-Town for the Bama game…it was my first game and I had a blast…well, back at home (Fayettenahm, NC) I was having family issues and pissed off the wrong woman…my soon-to-be ex-wife/baby mama and smashed the fu*k outta my car windshield and keyed it up…I mean, sliced the muhfu*ka…writing names and words and basically making it rolling art piece…
so now I’m driving around and getting stares and laughs left and right…whenever I come on post the gate guards say smart shit like, “what girl did you piss off?”…hahahaha…very funny, bitch…now can I go?
next week I’ma prolly be turning it in to get repainted but until then I have a constant reminder of what happens when you piss off a strong, black woman…

Since the topic of vehicles has come up I might as well let you guys know that I drive a station wagon and I do not have any kids. It is a outback and all wheel drive so I guess i have that going for me. It ending up being free sort of (long story).

I have a mild admission. Since I moved to the frigid north, I have gotten to the point where I prefer bagels to biscuits. My granny is rolling in her grave, but it’s true.

… listen to Coach Saban’s comments and retract this weak ass shit.

This is the Harriet Miers of embarrassing admissions, and it needs to be treated as such. Retract immediately and give us a real embarrassing admission.

…but since coach has me all fired up and since Todd isn’t bring his A-game, I’m going to drop this one on y’all now.

I skipped watching the game against Colorado last year to hang out with a girl I was interested in.

Here’s a real embarrassing admission… When I was a kid, about 8-10 or so, I would sometimes wear to school a purple silk button-up shirt with black jeans and a pair of Reebok pumps.

Basically I wore something like this…

Over this…

With these shoes…

And I’m pretty damn sure I thought it all looked quite stylish together.

My first girlfriend was my wife, my first kiss was my wife and if hadn’t ever kissed a girl, you know i hadn’t done the dirty with anyone else either.

That might sound sweet and all but the embarrassing part was i was 18 when i met her….ouch…..

Its not that i was some sad sack of potatoes…..i just didn’t try….or at least i had high standards….

My car is a rolling dumpster! I have a pretty, new car but treat it like what it is: a means of transportation. I clean it out when I cannot find a place to sit. I eat many meals in there and never worry about throwing out the trash. Why would I? It IS the trash! In the summer, no one will ride with me more than once because they are afraid of what they might smell; what might be lodged under the seats. In fact, the only time my best friends will let me drive is if I am currently dating someone because guys usually take care of that stuff for me! (I think THAT may be the most embarrassing part of this admission)

I know all the words to most of the songs that “The Kingston Trio” ever sang, including their top hit “M.T.A.” Ridicule away, I’ve heard it all before.

Just out of curiosity, who else here has even heard of “The Kingston Trio” much less the “M.T.A”?

Roll Tide!

I’ve ran out of billing descriptors to justify playing around on the internet.