Embarrassing Admission is hitting you fanshot style this week since I'm crazy busy, but we can't let a week go by without one so here it is. You may recall a few weeks ago that I was complaining about the Nokia phone AT&T suckered me into getting when I broke my old phone (a black razr). Well, I finally had enough of it and decided to suck it up and buy a new phone (the Nokia was their free replacement), and since I liked my old razr I figured I would just go ahead and get another one. So the Girl and I headed to Best Buy last Friday night, and while I was looking at them I decided to get a red one. Having a red phone may not be all that embarassing, but the fact that when I first saw it the thought "oooo, the red one's are pretty, I'm going to get one of those" crossed my mind is. Further, when the Girl saw me pick it up, her far more appropriate initial reaction was "hey, it's Alabama colors, you should get it" makes me even more lame. So ridicule away or, better, leave your own embarrassing admissions in the comments below.
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Since it's CROOMin'
And I am not at all worried, I will tell you about the vanity plates on my black scion xB: “GOTHLAW”, but that’s not as embarrassing as the ones I’m ordering in January when I renew: 5 US 137 (google it). Ummm, yea, big ole’ dork.
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 14, 2008 10:18 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
BTW:
Todd, your phone sho is’ purty!
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 14, 2008 10:19 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
check below for my car admission...and btw, mine is a scion xB also...hahaha...
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by SpockJenkins on Nov 14, 2008 10:24 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Is it embarrasing ...
that I know the case without having to google it.
by mamaelephant on Nov 14, 2008 2:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I read up on it
Im not sure why its important enough to put on a license plate?
When you are an Alabama fan you have to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because i want to.
by bammer on Nov 14, 2008 2:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No, no it's not.
It means you even know the Cranch reporter number ;)
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 14, 2008 5:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
c'mon Todd...you usually come thru on the admissions...
but that one was kinda weak…so I guess I’ll make up for it…
2 weeks ago I went to T-Town for the Bama game…it was my first game and I had a blast…well, back at home (Fayettenahm, NC) I was having family issues and pissed off the wrong woman…my soon-to-be ex-wife/baby mama and smashed the fu*k outta my car windshield and keyed it up…I mean, sliced the muhfu*ka…writing names and words and basically making it rolling art piece…
so now I’m driving around and getting stares and laughs left and right…whenever I come on post the gate guards say smart shit like, “what girl did you piss off?”…hahahaha…very funny, bitch…now can I go?
next week I’ma prolly be turning it in to get repainted but until then I have a constant reminder of what happens when you piss off a strong, black woman…
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by SpockJenkins on Nov 14, 2008 10:23 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dude
you win.
Alabama judges its team by national and SEC titles. Auburn judges its team by how many times it beats Alabama. You tell me who the dominant team in the state is.
by Nose Guard on Nov 14, 2008 10:53 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
um...thanks?
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by SpockJenkins on Nov 14, 2008 3:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh...
that just makes me sick.
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 14, 2008 11:04 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
spocky
it was good gettting to have you on your first time in t-town…….you were great
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
by comer4tide on Nov 14, 2008 11:22 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
yezzur!!! can't wait to party for real, tho...
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by SpockJenkins on Nov 14, 2008 3:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
this weekend or the iron bowl
either one, ill show you how it done, i might just have to make have my mother call her ADPi down there (she was one for 4 years, and I got some kinda bullshit ADpi guy thing) and we can stay at there house……………you in?
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
by comer4tide on Nov 14, 2008 4:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Iron Bowl baby
Spock’s comin down to Ttown….First round ON ME!!!!
"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM
by BamaReturns07 on Nov 14, 2008 4:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
you, my friends, are what it's all about...
T-Town…Iron Bowl…comer…BR07…and Spock Jenkins…
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!
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by SpockJenkins on Nov 15, 2008 9:52 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This is not too bad
Since the topic of vehicles has come up I might as well let you guys know that I drive a station wagon and I do not have any kids. It is a outback and all wheel drive so I guess i have that going for me. It ending up being free sort of (long story).
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
by IHC800 on Nov 14, 2008 10:25 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I actually like those...well...not like...but they're not too bad...
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by SpockJenkins on Nov 14, 2008 10:26 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll see your station wagon...
…and raise you TWO station wagons. That’s right, I have owned two Volvo station wagons over the past ten years. No kids either, just like ‘em. “Volvo: boxy, but good.” I’ll buy a drink for the first Tide fan that can name what movie that line’s from. It’s not a cheesy girly flick, so Todd probably won’t be able to name it ;)
by Bubba Chang on Nov 14, 2008 10:38 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
BURN
"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM
by BamaReturns07 on Nov 14, 2008 11:56 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Crazy People
…and I’m seeing you tomorrow, so I can cash in on that one!
by Nico2.0 on Nov 14, 2008 11:57 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
DING DING DING!
Although your embarrassing admission almost cancels out the drink offer. What was the ad from that movie for Jaguars?
by Bubba Chang on Nov 14, 2008 1:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
maybe I should read other posts before responding
by Yamez on Nov 14, 2008 2:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's okay
You can still win a prize if you can answer the second question (Jaguar ad).
by Bubba Chang on Nov 14, 2008 3:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Since it's a mild week
I have a mild admission. Since I moved to the frigid north, I have gotten to the point where I prefer bagels to biscuits. My granny is rolling in her grave, but it’s true.
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Bear Bryant
by NJBammer on Nov 14, 2008 10:27 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
And I have to buy...
instant grits too :(
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 14, 2008 10:29 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Question
After hearing Coach Saban from last nights show, y’all are still just going to bring it “mild”? C’mon!
by jetjaguar15 on Nov 14, 2008 10:32 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I still get embarrassed thinking about this...
My first vehicle was a crimson toyota tacoma. I think I was the only girl in the greek system that drove a truck. My freshman year in college some of the older girls in my sorority put a lesbian bumper sticker on the bumper and I drove around for two months without noticing. I only realized it after a guy at a swap said that he thought I was gay and then explained why.
by mamaelephant on Nov 14, 2008 10:57 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
If I would have seen that
I would have been all over you:)
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
by IHC800 on Nov 14, 2008 12:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Todd...
… listen to Coach Saban’s comments and retract this weak ass shit.
This is the Harriet Miers of embarrassing admissions, and it needs to be treated as such. Retract immediately and give us a real embarrassing admission.
by outsidethesidelines on Nov 14, 2008 10:59 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Whatever...
…I felt like a total pussy as soon as I thought it. It’s embarassing to me, a’ight?
by Todd on Nov 14, 2008 11:21 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Look...
I have a red phone, okay? It’s a red LG shine, to be sure…
And that’s fine, but the bottom line is that it’s not embarrassing. Cell phones come in a million different colors these days, and red is just as good as any other.
Now if you got the hot pink razor, now that would be an embarrassing admission. But a red one? That’s just a plain ol’ admission, nothing embarrassing about it, aight?
by outsidethesidelines on Nov 14, 2008 11:27 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The embarassing part...
…is the fact that the thought “oooo, those are pretty!” went through my head while my girlfriend’s first thought was “hey, Alabama colors”, not that it’s red.
by Todd on Nov 14, 2008 11:50 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
My old phone
was a Red Razr….lame admission Todd. What girly movie did you watch Wednesday night when you were claiming to have NOWLIVE troubles? Tell us and it makes up for this admission.
"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM
by BamaReturns07 on Nov 14, 2008 11:57 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe y'all's embarrassing admission should be...
…that you can’t read. Seriously, how is choosing a phone based on a girly reason like “red is pretty!” while my girly as all hell girlfriend would have chosen it for it’s resemblance to a football team’s colors not embarrassing?
by Todd on Nov 14, 2008 12:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I got it
the first time! And yes, I get that liking girly colors could be embarrassing! I’m here for you, Todd.
by TexasTideGirl on Nov 14, 2008 4:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I got it
but you have set your own embarrassing admissions so high that this was like a pebble in the pond. Hopefully you bring it in two weeks sunshine!
"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM
by BamaReturns07 on Nov 14, 2008 5:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to save this one for later...
…but since coach has me all fired up and since Todd isn’t bring his A-game, I’m going to drop this one on y’all now.
I skipped watching the game against Colorado last year to hang out with a girl I was interested in.
by Nico2.0 on Nov 14, 2008 11:00 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Haelll Na!!!!
When you are an Alabama fan you have to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because i want to.
by bammer on Nov 14, 2008 11:15 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't understand the words you speak...
you’re jokin, right?
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by SpockJenkins on Nov 15, 2008 9:53 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I told y'all...
…Coach Saban has me fired up and I’m not taking any chances against State. I was at least getting text updates from my brother all night.
by Nico2.0 on Nov 15, 2008 10:46 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Here you go...
Here’s a real embarrassing admission… When I was a kid, about 8-10 or so, I would sometimes wear to school a purple silk button-up shirt with black jeans and a pair of Reebok pumps.
Basically I wore something like this…
Over this…
With these shoes…
And I’m pretty damn sure I thought it all looked quite stylish together.
by outsidethesidelines on Nov 14, 2008 11:18 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
thats baddddd aaaassssssssssssssss
i would wear that any day of the week!!!
Ok here is mine, since it transportation mine happened in a plane last year.
Coming home from Charlestown,SC last fall from some RR a girl I had met happened to be on the flight from Charlestown to ATL with me and sitting right next to me. Well, one drink led to other things and she had to “pee”. Well, right in the middle of action the door lock broke and the door slung open and she feel out and my white ass feel on top of her right in the middle of the aisle. Needless to say, I was detained. And when the officer asked me why I couldnt wait till we landed I looked at him and without missing a beat i said “hell, look at her, could you? Didnt think so, so Ill see you later”
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
by comer4tide on Nov 14, 2008 11:28 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
My hero...
Honestly. That is phenomenal.
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 14, 2008 11:49 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
hell yeah
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
by comer4tide on Nov 14, 2008 4:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
so you are an official member of the mile high club??
'Dammit, you slow sumbitch - tackle him and break his legs.'
Roll Tide!!!!!
by imaBamafan on Nov 14, 2008 7:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Kid N Play called
and want their wardrobe back lol. That’s hilarious. Be careful, or Todd may think thats pretty too.
Alabama judges its team by national and SEC titles. Auburn judges its team by how many times it beats Alabama. You tell me who the dominant team in the state is.
by Nose Guard on Nov 14, 2008 12:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
And when it gets cold...
He whipped out his jacket.
http://bp2.blogger.com/_hXukzc_YLTM/R8WPDlJV6yI/AAAAAAAAEjE/6vsIFbM5YmI/s400/michael-jacket.jpg
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 14, 2008 12:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh no...
Oh no, it was even worse.
I wore it with this big, thick Alabama jacket. I cannot find a picture of it, but it was like “the” ’Bama jacket to have at the time. It was thick and poofy… on the front it had the old school elephant stepping through the A, and on the back they had “ALABAMA” spelled about where the name plate would be on a jersey. It alternated crimson and white, with a hint of gray, throughout. If I remember correctly, it also had a big detachable hoodie.
If you guys saw it, I’m sure you would remember exactly which one I’m talking about. Lol, I think I still have it stashed somewhere, I’ll have to see if I can find it and take a picture. I searched online, but no such luck.
by outsidethesidelines on Nov 14, 2008 1:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i had one too
and a braves one….the old school starter jacket baby
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
by comer4tide on Nov 14, 2008 1:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, exactly...
… and that damn thing was thick too. I swear, in hindsight, it was like Costanza’s Gore-tex jacket or something. I could have survived a damn Alaskan winter in that thing.
Don’t really know why my parents felt the need for it in the deep South…
by outsidethesidelines on Nov 14, 2008 1:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It was...
It was kind of something like this…
That was sort of what it was like. It was bigger, though, and didn’t have black, and the “ALABAMA” on the back on mine was with a bigger font and not written on an angle.
You can probably find a picture of it somewhere. I actually think there’s a picture floating around of Stallings wearing it at the SEC Championship Game one year in Legion Field, but I cannot find it. Either way, it shouldn’t be too difficult, those things sold a ton. You could buy them for just about every college team, and I know you could for all of the NFL teams.
by outsidethesidelines on Nov 14, 2008 1:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
if thats on ebay
and its X(tra) L(ove) size im all over it
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
by comer4tide on Nov 14, 2008 1:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's a large...
But for under 20 bucks, it might be worth a shot.
by outsidethesidelines on Nov 14, 2008 1:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This is very similiar to one that i had in Middle School
When you are an Alabama fan you have to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because i want to.
by bammer on Nov 14, 2008 2:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Why doesn't that ever work for me...
When you are an Alabama fan you have to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because i want to.
by bammer on Nov 14, 2008 2:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
When you are an Alabama fan you have to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because i want to.
by bammer on Nov 14, 2008 2:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I used to have a Cincinnati Bengals starter jacket.
Imagine that same coat, only in BRIGHT orange. It is an item so hideous, that its very visage has apparently been banned from the intertubes (meaning I can’t find a picture of it online). And I wore it proudly. I even broke it out again about six years ago when they started 4-0. I think it’s still hanging in my parents’ closet next to my letterman’s jacket.
Bonus admission: I lettered in choir and debate.
by rugman11 on Nov 14, 2008 4:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
the choir and debate thing
has got to be worth and offensive touchdown!
by TexasTideGirl on Nov 15, 2008 10:35 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
rock that shit!
I’d push them Reebok Pumps RIGHT. NOW.
they stay fresh…
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by SpockJenkins on Nov 14, 2008 3:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Fo Shizzle
"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM
by BamaReturns07 on Nov 14, 2008 5:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ok this might not be embarrassing but its sure sad as hell....
My first girlfriend was my wife, my first kiss was my wife and if hadn’t ever kissed a girl, you know i hadn’t done the dirty with anyone else either.
That might sound sweet and all but the embarrassing part was i was 18 when i met her….ouch…..
Its not that i was some sad sack of potatoes…..i just didn’t try….or at least i had high standards….
When you are an Alabama fan you have to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because i want to.
by bammer on Nov 14, 2008 11:22 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
It is for the best.
at least you don’t know what you missing.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
by IHC800 on Nov 14, 2008 12:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Embarrassing CAR admission......
My car is a rolling dumpster! I have a pretty, new car but treat it like what it is: a means of transportation. I clean it out when I cannot find a place to sit. I eat many meals in there and never worry about throwing out the trash. Why would I? It IS the trash! In the summer, no one will ride with me more than once because they are afraid of what they might smell; what might be lodged under the seats. In fact, the only time my best friends will let me drive is if I am currently dating someone because guys usually take care of that stuff for me! (I think THAT may be the most embarrassing part of this admission)
by crimsongirl on Nov 14, 2008 11:27 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
men are not tools
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
by comer4tide on Nov 14, 2008 12:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I
am gonna have to disagree. I do not mind getting used at all.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
by IHC800 on Nov 14, 2008 12:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Well....
I have NEVER actually asked any of them to clean the car. They just did it. They aren’t tools, they are just philanthropic!
by crimsongirl on Nov 14, 2008 12:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No man...
is philanthropic. Not even Ghandi.
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 14, 2008 12:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
okay, you're right!
But philanthropic sounded so much sweeter than ambitious!
by crimsongirl on Nov 14, 2008 12:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
RIIIIIIGGGHHHTTT
Im smellin that all the way up here haha
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
by comer4tide on Nov 14, 2008 12:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
OK, if you want to kick it up a notch...
I know all the words to most of the songs that “The Kingston Trio” ever sang, including their top hit “M.T.A.” Ridicule away, I’ve heard it all before.
Just out of curiosity, who else here has even heard of “The Kingston Trio” much less the “M.T.A”?
Roll Tide!
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Bear Bryant
by NJBammer on Nov 14, 2008 12:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Supplemental Embarassing Admission
Everytime I ride on a subway, I am usually unable to keep myself from singing Kingston Trio’s “M.T.A.” – “what a pity” “poor old charlie” “just like Paul Revere” and all. Best part: “M.T.A.” came out 28 years before I was born.
Et tu, Charlie?
by bamabrian on Nov 14, 2008 2:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Supplemental to your supplemental Embarassing Admission
I’ve had serious discussions with my family as to why Charlie’s wife didn’t just hand him the “one more nickle” he need to get of that train, instead of the sandwhich, when the train came rumblin’ through.
If admitting that doesn’t make Saturday a win, nothing will.
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Bear Bryant
by NJBammer on Nov 14, 2008 3:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Another embarassing admission
I’ve ran out of billing descriptors to justify playing around on the internet.
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 14, 2008 12:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
One from my husband and one from me
My husband: Had a bunch of guy friends in his Mom’s woody station wagon and wanted to wheel a B#%&*Y girl’s yard. They pulled up, looked around, and backed into the yard. He punched the accelerator but forgot to put it in drive. It took off in reverse and rammed a pine tree.
Mine: I wore, to a Bama football game, (this will reveal our ages) a maroon crushed velvet blazer and hot pants with a pink fuzzy sweater and high heeled boots. I would tackle my daughter personally if she tried leaving the house looking like such a tasteless tart.
marycontrary
by adeleswims on Nov 14, 2008 6:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Did Bama win that game?
I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR
by SugarBowl93 on Nov 14, 2008 11:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
tasteless tart...
nice…
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by SpockJenkins on Nov 15, 2008 9:56 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That is bringing it
And, for the record, I would tackle my daughter if she did the same (of course, she’s only ten, so I’m still praying I have a few more years to stress that!)
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 15, 2008 6:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
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