duck calls? how about we just give him a big rammer jammer and a middle finger on his way out the door

I don’t have to go to Walmart for that! I already have both of those!

it would probably sound like a bunch of kazoos.

but that sounds lame. We don’t need gimmicks and shit. We have pride, tradition, and championships to back that up. Leave bullshit like that for the Mississippi states of the world…

We will have the recruits Saban got on the field, winning the Iron Bowl to remind him, won’t we? That is more of the Bama way of doing things. BR07 is right.

I tend to think more along the lines of beating the sh*t out of them will be enough revenge and humiliation. But, when I brought up this page, there was a “Hunting Mexico” ad in the right-hand sidebar, with a guy pointing a shotgun into the air. Is that an omen? Guess I’ll have to find a duck call and just play it by ear.

is for Bama to play an annihilating brand of football for 4 quarters, for BDS to be at such a ferocity that it makes Death Valley look like a child’s birthday party, and for Rammer Jammer to be so loud at the end that little brother can hear it as they are stuck in traffic trying to leave at the end of the 3rd quarter.

I want to beat them so badly it sets their program back to the Barfield days. I want their recruits backing out immedately. I want Tubbs cell phone to go off at the end of the game telling him he is fired.

I want blood. I want their soul. And I want it now.

but maybe it could be for after the game…after we sing Rammer Jammer…
it would sound like kazoos, though…

F**& that.

Fear 12 National Championships, Fear 22 SEC Championships, Fear one coaching legend that OWNED AUBURN.

…will still be able to hold up seven fingers this year…one for each loss.

And please, no duck calls. I like your spirit, but let’s show some class. And sing, “WE JUST BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU” really, really loud.

I want it register on the Baton Rouge richter scale with the Rammer Jammer cheer. I can’t wait.

all the way over here in Arizona.

I realize it’s been a while since we’ve beaten that cow college, but what part of bringing duck calls to the football game sounds like “Acting like you’ve been there before?”

The classy way to win is to beat their asses, chant the rammer jammer, and then buy them a beer at the bars and show them the courtesy you’d never get down in the greater Opelika area. No “fear the _”, no middle fingers, no animosity. When you feel the very natural urge to do something stupid and classless remember that stooping to their level isn’t what we’re about.

Also remember that this is how it’s SUPPOSED to be. Little brother had a good run, but it’s time to go back to noogies.

how much BDS is going to be rocking with Rammer Jammer? I wish we could do the “we’re GOING to beat the hell out of you” version at the beginning of the game and then do the “we JUST beat the hell out of you” version SIX times at the end.