Bye Week Buffoonery, Part the Second
by Todd on Nov 18, 2008 8:00 AM CST
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...all day long, taylor swift and her handlebar mustache dream of cartoon hot rods...
You know what's really sad about this? I have a notepad full of scribbled notes on how Florida's offense isn't the unstoppable juggernaut that they seem, and yet this is what I decided to post today. You're welcome.
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And this...
…is comer’s dream girl?
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
HAHA
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Jack Daniels for breakfast
is not a good idea Todd lol.
Alabama judges its team by national and SEC titles. Auburn judges its team by how many times it beats Alabama. You tell me who the dominant team in the state is.
Todd would never drink Jack
because that shit is made in Tennessee. When I was young I was told no true Bama fan would ever drink anything made in that state, because nothing good can come from Tennessee. I guess it stuck.
I wouldn't piss off the boys from Alabama . . .
I seem to remember
a certain beer bottle…
Alabama judges its team by national and SEC titles. Auburn judges its team by how many times it beats Alabama. You tell me who the dominant team in the state is.
True, but...
the new master distiller there is a Bama grad.
mr jack or mr dickel
are a constant for me, yeah they are from Tennessee but jim beam sucks about as much dick as snow
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
Knob Creek
Straight Kentucky Bourbon. You don’t need to drink Tennessee piss to get good whiskey. Kentucky does it better.
Dr. BamaFrazier is IN!
by BamaFrazier on Nov 18, 2008 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
She looks like
Ivanka Trump in that picture (sans mustache).
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 18, 2008 8:58 AM CST reply actions
all of you can kiss my ass
becuase thats my future ex-wife. see what todd had to photo shop out was my picture in that dream bubble up there
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
She does have
a fleur de lis on her hand. Is she a who?
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 18, 2008 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
More believable
“I have a notepad full of scribbled notes on how Florida’s offense isn’t the unstoppable juggernaut that they seem, and yet this is what I decided to post today.”
…well, I’m more willing to believe that whats-her-name has a handlebar mustache than I am to believe that the Florida offense isn’t really alien mercenaries from another planet.
KARMA ALERT!
Have fun with comer’s sick child-fantasy for a little while, but make sure to shift your criticisms and witticisms toward Snow before long…we’ve got a game to win next week.
by NiceLittleSaturday on Nov 18, 2008 10:53 AM CST reply actions
18...
…may be street-legal, but she’s still a child. But I guess if you’re under 25, roll with it. I’m old enough to be her papa, so I’d rather tuck her into bed than…well, you know. The mustache is nice.
by NiceLittleSaturday on Nov 18, 2008 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
How about...
“At least Taylor Swift has to have mustaches photo-shopped on. For Snow they need about a gallon of airbrush paint per photo just to hide her she-stache.” Does that get the ball rolling?
by Bubba Chang on Nov 18, 2008 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
ive said it once and ill say it again
she is a taco bell kinda girl at 3am…….and left standing at the door when it comes time
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
Someone rang?
yeah, but she isn’t that hot. Doable after a jack and coke, though,
"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM
by BamaReturns07 on Nov 18, 2008 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
Taylor Swift
I agree with Comer on this one. They didn’t make girls that hot when I was 18. Snow’s allright, but Taylor is freakin’ hawt. And while we’re mentioning Country Music Hotties, how ’bout some love for Carrie Underwood?
The Process, Aight?
Carrie Underwood > Faith Hill > Taylor Swift > Jessica Rabbit > Smurfette > Troll > Brittany Snow > Winona Judd
"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM
This Press Conference is Over....Aight
Troll> Snow> Judd > Rossane> Rossie Odonel
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
Nice usage
of Rosie Odonnel. Glad to see she is useful for SOMETHING.
"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM
by BamaReturns07 on Nov 19, 2008 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
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