And the forces in maroon and white were not permitted to use a microwave last Saturday night. In a classic workmanlike effort by the Grand Army, the forces of Saban made the Dark Lord pleased and happy by continually improving during the battle to bring another victory to the Promised Lands.
Believe us, we know what lies ahead. We are pouring over the Great Tome of Saban to gain wisdom on the upcoming battle with The Great Ears. Will it be the last stand of that most despicable foe? Only time will tell.
In the meantime, enjoy the MSU Victory Post: Church Of Saban