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BlogPoll Roundtable: The Regular Season is Winding Down

CollegeGameBalls is hosting the BlogPoll roundtable this week and with that, we're going to hop right in to the questions:

1. By now everyone has heard that if there is a three way tie in the Big 12 South the highest ranked team in the BCS will play in the Big 12 Championship Game. That means the humans (66% of the BCS Poll) will determine the Big 12 South representative. Let’s assume Oklahoma sinks the pirate ship at home next week. Try to sway the pollsters by arguing which team you think should face off against the Big 12 North.

Is that really how it's going to be determined? Wow. That is completely stupid. A coin flip or round robin tournament of paper football among the head coaches would be more fair than that. I understand that the national picture has to somewhat be determined by the voters, but there should be a mechanism in place to break a tie in a six team division by what happened on the field. I would suggest using something similar to goal differential in soccer to break the tie. I wouldn't do it based on their entire schedule seeing as Texas Tech decided to go cojones out and schedule two 1-AA schools this year (Eastern Washington and Massachusetts.) (No, I'm not saying Texas Tech isn't awesome, I'm just saying they went a bit soft on the out of conference scheduling this year.) I would take the total points scored and subtract the total points allowed among those three teams in the games they played against each other and use the greatest difference to determine the winner. If there was still a tie, it'd 99.999999999% be guaranteed to be a two way tie and then you could use the head to head  to determine the winner. Another alternative could be to use the differential of all of their games in the Big 12 South.

2. ESPN is aggressively bidding on the rights to the BCS when Fox’s contract expires after the 2009 season.  My half baked theory is if they do win the rights they will push for a +1 system. Lucrative television deals have landed ESPN in bed with each of the BCS conferences. The revenue a playoff would generate could be a huge motivator for the four letter to be the common denominator and unifier among the conferences that finally helps them all to see the light of why a playoff would be good for college football.  Help expand upon or debunk this theory.

ESPN has a lot of influence, but I don't think they have THAT much influence just yet. The Rose Bowl still has a separate TV deal and these conferences all have enough disdain for each other that it'd be insanely difficult to make something they could all agree on that would be so radically different. from the system already in place. Maybe it'll happen, but I think it'll be a long time before we see anything like it instituted.

3. Rivalry week is around the corner. How do you think your team will fare? Feel free to talk a little or a lot of trash.

If we don't break Auburn's six game win streak against us this year I just might have to seek counseling. Auburn is 5-6 with wins over Louisiana-Monroe, Southern Miss, Mississippi State, Tennessee and Tennessee-Martin. Of those five schools, only Tennessee-Martin has a winning record and they aren't even D-1 (I refuse to use those stupid new names for the various divisions.) I don't think it's going to be a walk in the park though because most of their losses have been close (the average margin of loss being less than a TD...and it's less than five points if you only count conference games.) I'm not counting it as money in the bank for sure, but an 11-0 team should surely be up to the task of beating them.

4. And now for a little fun… Assemble your dream announcing team.  Pick a play-by-play announcer, color commentator, sideline reporter and for the hell of it celebrity guest that drops on by.

I'd have Stuart Scott calling the play-by-play with Don Imus as the color commentator (no pun intended.) I think I'd have to go with Jessica Simpson as a sideline reporter to complete the mega trainwreck trifecta. I don't find her attractive, I'd just be hoping for more "chicken of the sea" type comments. Celebrity guest? Have Ricky Gervais drop in, but playing the David Brent role to make things even more insanely uncomfortable than they already would be....

Truthfully though, I'd like to see Eli Gold and The Snake re-united. That's my favorite team ever. I think the guest in the booth would have to be Joe Willie. I guess for Joe's sake, we could have Suzy Kolber on the sideline.

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My answers...

1. It should probably be OU (since they would have the latest big win and played the hardest non-conference games of the three), but I would choose Texas Tech, simply because I cannot stand OU. How’s that for rational?
2. I can’t debunk the theory…but why would a playoff be good for college football? Is there something wrong with college football (other than teams that wear orange)?
3. We will destroy Auburn…or I will destroy my tickets to the SEC title game.
4. Chris Tucker, Chris Rock, Halle Berry…and Halle Berry.

by NiceLittleSaturday on Nov 20, 2008 11:10 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gotta ask about the side poll

Funny stuff btw on #4

“When we beat a rival” is running away with the voting, so let me paint you a (highly unlikely)scenario:

Auburn and Alabama are tied at 68 entering the 10th overtime. Auburn outgained Alabama by 150 yards during regulation, but missed FGs and missed XPs, along with a couple of costly turnovers made the game a tie. Auburn gets the ball first to start the 10th overtime, and Kodi Burns was injured running in for a TD in the 9th OT. So in comes Chris Todd. On the first play, he receives the snap, proceeds to sprint backwards 70 yards and punt the ball out of the back of Auburn’s own end zone (not because he did it on purpose, but because he’s THAT BAD AT FOOTBALL). Alabama wins 70-68 in 10 OT on a safety. Did you really “just beat the hell out of” Auburn? Would you feel kinda stupid singing that?

I’m sure I already know the answers to those two questions, just thought I’d give you something to chew on.

War Damn Eagle!

by PowerOfDixieland on Nov 20, 2008 11:45 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Winner of the stupidest question/scenario ever.

by Kenny483 on Nov 21, 2008 7:28 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just because that ONE line isn't true

doesn’t mean we shouldn’t sing it! The rest of it would be pretty true. In your scenario “give ’em hell Alabama!” would be appropriate!

I am sure at every game this year you guys played/sang the fight song, even if every word wasn’t necessarily true, right? What’s the big deal if WE do it?

by crimsongirl on Nov 21, 2008 12:02 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My answers...

1) the Big 12 are so deadlocked on who nominate from the Big 12 South, that Baylor actually sneaks in and defeats Mizzo 45-1. The score in and of itself is still a mystery.
 
2) oBAMA becomes the first president to yell “roll tide” at inauguration, first day in office boots paulson, uses all the wallstreet bailout money to socialize Walt Disney (parent company of ABC, parent company of ESPN)… decides to play hardball with NCAA by threatening to withdraw federal funding of state educational institutions… long story short we get a playoff system… USC wins 4 straight NCs… which leads to mass rioting… which leads to Ron Paul getting elected the next prez of the US of A.

3) bama goes tsunami on auburn so badly the entire team and all auburn fans drown, bama is put on trial after the game for human rights violations on trumped up charges of hate crimes against a rival. alabama enlists the services of Morris Bart the personal injury lawyer and turns “this wreak into a check!” BDS expansion paid for in full.

4) since we all grow tired of seeing pretty girls doing all the sideline interviews… ESPN after learning of youtube sensation and “RBR’s Drunken Hero”… imaBamafan… hires him to represent small town USA, the grit of the earth, the common people’s champ… in his first halftime question he asks CNS to explain the secret of bud light’s drinkability… ratings sore! “we whoopt tha’ight a$$” becomes an instant national catch-phrase!

by K. brevis on Nov 21, 2008 12:32 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not finding J Simpson attractive?

FAIL

at least you didnt say you didnt find rachel mcadams attractive

im not impressed with your performance

by troy145 on Nov 21, 2008 1:45 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Simpson...

…has a weird face. I’d hit it, though.

by Todd on Nov 21, 2008 8:49 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Simpson has a weird face...

…but Snow is somehow considered beautiful? Man, I worry about you.

by NiceLittleSaturday on Nov 21, 2008 9:12 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow...

we agree on something, onion booty with a butter face

by BigChief on Nov 21, 2008 11:57 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let me break it down...

1. I’m rarely into blondes
2. I don’t like the end result of tanning booths
3. She isn’t going to be splitting any atoms anytime soon.

by Nico2.0 on Nov 21, 2008 9:58 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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