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Why Alabama and Auburn don't get along

This is probably old, but it's the first time I've seen it and I found it pretty funny.

Why  Auburn & Alabama don't get  along




4 football  fans go rock climbing.  An Alabama Fan, an Auburn  Fan, a
Tennessee Fan and a Georgia Fan 

They had been arguing  about who was the most die hard fanThen the Tennessee
 fan proclaims "This is for the Volunteers!!" and  jumped off the mountain as
a sacrifice screaming  "rocky top" as he fell to his death. 

Then the Georgia fan  jumped up and shouted "This is for the Dawgs!!" and 
jumped to his death barking and ringing his cow  bell.

The Alabama fan rose to  his feet and yelled "This is for the Crimson Tide"
and  without hesitation pushed the Auburn Fan off the  mountain shouting "Fly
War Eagle Fly!!"  


 


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Auburn fans.

I live all around them and they really think they are going to beat Bama again this year. Anything could happen, but they aren’t hoping for a miracle, or a fluke, or an upset. No, they really think they will win just because, well they are Auburn. They are the most crazy fans I know.

by 5026 on Nov 3, 2008 7:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Barners

Every thing they do revolves around us. Last year, even their on-line Alumni Christmas card said “Beat Bama.” They are a derivative team.

marycontrary

by adeleswims on Nov 3, 2008 9:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Please note my signature...

Alabama judges its team by national and SEC titles. Auburn judges its team by how many times it beats Alabama. You tell me who the dominant team in the state is.

by Nose Guard on Nov 4, 2008 5:10 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

we have teeth

and they dont, simple as that

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Nov 4, 2008 8:28 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

And the winner of the thread

even though adeleswims used a big word like “deriv….”

"With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM

by BamaReturns07 on Nov 4, 2008 9:24 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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