Why Alabama and Auburn don't get along

by TexasTideGirl on Nov 3, 2008 7:10 PM CST Comment 5 comments

This is probably old, but it's the first time I've seen it and I found it pretty funny.

Why Auburn & Alabama don't get along

4 football fans go rock climbing. An Alabama Fan, an Auburn Fan, a
Tennessee Fan and a Georgia Fan

They had been arguing about who was the most die hard fanThen the Tennessee
fan proclaims "This is for the Volunteers!!" and jumped off the mountain as
a sacrifice screaming "rocky top" as he fell to his death.

Then the Georgia fan jumped up and shouted "This is for the Dawgs!!" and
jumped to his death barking and ringing his cow bell.

The Alabama fan rose to his feet and yelled "This is for the Crimson Tide"
and without hesitation pushed the Auburn Fan off the mountain shouting "Fly
War Eagle Fly!!"

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Auburn fans.

I live all around them and they really think they are going to beat Bama again this year. Anything could happen, but they aren’t hoping for a miracle, or a fluke, or an upset. No, they really think they will win just because, well they are Auburn. They are the most crazy fans I know.

by 5026 on Nov 3, 2008 7:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Barners

Every thing they do revolves around us. Last year, even their on-line Alumni Christmas card said “Beat Bama.” They are a derivative team.

marycontrary

by adeleswims on Nov 3, 2008 9:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Please note my signature...

Alabama judges its team by national and SEC titles. Auburn judges its team by how many times it beats Alabama. You tell me who the dominant team in the state is.

by Nose Guard on Nov 4, 2008 5:10 AM CST reply actions 0 recs