Embarrassing Admission

by BamaFrazier on Nov 7, 2008 12:08 PM CST

OK. I'll get us started. Several Christmases ago, my brother and my sister-in-law gave me thong underwear as a gag gift. We all laughed. It was very funny. None of us could imagine my fat, hairy ass poking out the sides of a thong. Just thinking about it now makes me giggle ... hee, hee, hee ... ha, ha ... ho, ho ... ahem. I held on to them, though, thinking I could regift next year.

Well, I ran out of clean underwear a couple of months later. It was either do laundry or wear the thong. Of course, I could have gone commando, but Stanley having no buffer between him and a metal zipper just sends shivers up my spine. Or, I could have worn dirty underwear. But, I had already worn several of them twice. So, standing there in my birthday suit, staring down at my empty underwear drawer, I had to make a decision. ... I chose to do laundry. What do you think , I'm gay?! (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Not so fast, my friend! Out of laundry detergent. Shit! Long story short, they're really a lot more comfortable than you would think. And, it's a lot easier to scratch your ass. You just have to be careful when you jam your keys in your front pocket.

Roll TIDE!

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Wow… that ensures at least 6 TD’s.

by jetjaguar15 on Nov 7, 2008 12:16 PM CST reply actions

That is pretty

damn funny. My buddy got arrested at the beach one spring break for wearing those. The problem was that was all he had on. He did win $100 but, it he had to pick up trash on the beach the following moring.

Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

by IHC800 on Nov 7, 2008 12:19 PM CST reply actions

damn son

come on, i cant be reading stuff like that with my virgin eyes

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Nov 7, 2008 12:56 PM CST reply actions

This is shameful but what would you have done

if you had met a lady friend and things went down a certain direction? Would you have gone through with the dirty deed or made up some excuse to save your man hood?

When you are an Alabama fan you have to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because i want to.

by bammer on Nov 7, 2008 12:59 PM CST reply actions

i personally would have

played it up, been like “Hey im wearing one of those 2, how sexy is that?!?!?!?” And just went with the flow…..could have been kinda kinky

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Nov 7, 2008 1:05 PM CST up reply actions

Good question

I could have always peed myself again and used that as an excuse to discreetly retire to the bathroom. That totally would have saved the situation, right? …. Right? …. Hello?

Dr. BamaFrazier is IN!

by BamaFrazier on Nov 7, 2008 2:42 PM CST up reply actions