The Dennis Franchione Saga
by kleph on Dec 12, 2008 10:56 PM CST
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PrintSo why is this year such a big deal? Isn't Alabama supposed to beat the crap outta everyone they face? Well, yes. But that's not always been the case.
In fact, this year represents a long long road out of the wilderness that began before the end of the millineum. The heart of the malaise can be traced to a man who has fallen so far as to be the front runner for the head coach of San Diego State University.
So how did we come from there to here? Well, our own Outside the Sidelines penned a heaping helping of the tale earlier this year on this here website. So, as we wait for the onset of the bowl season and the glories it entails, it might do us well to revisit the difficult days of the past and remember how long the road has been to this year's Sugar Bowl...
The Dennis Franchione Saga: Seedlings of Doom
In which one Mike Dubose takes over a vaunted football powerhouse and many alight along a primrose path.
The Dennis Franchione Saga: A Powerhouse Implodes
In which the affrontry of one Mike Dubose becomes revealed and much wailing and gnashing of teeth ensues.
The Dennis Franchione Saga: Starting Anew
Whereupon one galliant knight undertakes a noble quest and hints of later knavery is unknown.
The Dennis Franchione Saga: Fran Rebuilds
Where our heroes quail as the forces of darkness enveloping the land but a steadfast man stands against them.
The Dennis Franchione Saga: Turmoil Arrives
How a low down dirty dog put his tail between his legs and slunk outta town.
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So would the Saban years
be titled: The Empire Strikes Back?
I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR
Or
“A New Hope?”
I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR
by SugarBowl93 on Dec 13, 2008 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
I really enjoyed this
Back when the Dennis Franchonie Saga first started on here it was one of my favorite features. I would love to finally read the final chapter. So OTS if you get around to it, I think we would all love the final chapter
"Now Auburn is stinkin' like poop in the sun."
-Unknown (drunk) lyrical genius behind "Coach Saban All Our Love's for You"
It's like the new Guns n' Roses album...
…you’ll see it in 17 years! ;)
(that was a joke btw OTS…I just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to make a GNR joke.)
Axel is a big ole' d'bag....
Slash would drink a 24 of Hamm’s, piss out some stems and smoke them..all the while, Axel’s swallowing (lozenges, of course ;) )
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 13, 2008 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
R.I.P. Darrell
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 13, 2008 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
I'm calling Nicholas Cage...
That MF’er can find anything…I particularly liked the scene in American Treasure where he goes up Lincoln’s urethra and finds enough Chizik nickels to pay off Tubb’s contract (exchange rate = 340,900,021 yuan or $.14 and some navel lint).
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 13, 2008 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
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