Gene Chizik:

My friends, Auburn has once again tried to emulate Alabama in the worst way, and by worst way, I mean worst in the pejorative sense.  This is akin to Bob Bockrath all but forcing Gene Stallings out and hiring  a manageable toady like Mike DuBose in 1997.  This is worse, though, because at least with DuBose, we had the optimism that follows success, and we had an above average recruiter.  Has Chizik ever recruited well?  Is Auburn so envious of Bama that they're following the Mal Moore path to success?

Auburn's power players clearly panicked.  Even if Tuberville resigned by his own volition, I sense that he'd had enough of the meddling administrators and boosters breathing down his neck, seeing what we all saw coming.  Now they have to wonder (or admit) is there any coming back from a mistake of this magnitude? 

Did Auburn set their football program back to the days of Doug Barfield?  Let's hope so.

Party Monster Cabo:

I watch this show because I can't find Rambo or Rocky anywhere on DirecTv.  I have to admit, it sucks.  Sucks big time.  Today they had Puff Daddy (P Diddy?  Puffy?  Sean?) and I couldn't help but wonder how funny it would be if I could host a party for him.  I'd have three kegs in garbage cans and a bunch of drunk people standing around a boringly undecorated house.  And I would be sent home the next day.

Tim Tebow:

How did Tebow not win the Heisman?  Colt McCoy and Sam Bradford play golf and go to the gym.  Tim Tebow circumcises Pilipino orphans.  I doubt he's ever looked at a Playboy, let alone kissed a girl or touched a boob, and he loses?  The guy's the closest living thing to John the Baptizer in cleats and he lost a Heisman contest involving two quarterbacks from the same conference.  What happened?  He doesn't even take steroids.  He's never watched a porno.  I know this for a fact.

Pete Holiday:

You are the Bama voice on AOL's biased and annoying Fanhouse.  You are Pete.  What year did you graduate from Bama?  I ask because I wonder if I ever had a class with you.