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I am not ashamed to beg...

...by which I mean I am totally willing to whore out RBR for some product placement right about now, so if the following companies are willing to trade appropriate (by which, in most cases, I mean unlimited) amounts of their goods and services to a popular and influential blog that will heartily endorse them to a passionate fanbase that will buy just about anything, please feel free to contact us at rollbamaroll -at- gmail.com.

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1) Zaxby's:  There isn't a single thing that I have tried there that I didn't immediately think "I could eat this every single day."  That's the kind of copy you will see on this blog at least four times a week should you provide us with some sort of card or magic bean that will allow me to walk into any Zaxby's in the country (or even the city of Birmingham) and eat for free.

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2) Fanta:  Technically this one falls under the umbrella of Coca Cola, but I'm pretty sure Coke doesn't need anyone's help.  Their weird, apparently Indian, fruit flavored sodas, on the other hand, probably do, and that's where we come in.  I've already shared my feelings about Fanta Pineapple for free; if you want some glowing reviews of the rest of the gang, I will gladly accept three (3) crates of each flavor for sampling purposes.

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3) Westinghouse:  Even if you do get sold at at least both Target and Best Buy, I see the "Westinghouse" logo on a TV and I think "store brand." Even Vizio, which I used to consider a Wal-Mart brand, has an endorsement deal with ESPN and has upped their profile.  I'm not saying we can deliver the same kind of brand recognition that a "brought to you by" bumper on ESPN can, but I will willingly watch Alabama games on your TVs (42" or more minimum) and rave about the crystal clear picture quality during our open game threads, all while touting their affordability and sleek, stylish good looks.

That's it for now, but if anyone knows of a good company that produces dinosaurs and is looking for some good PR, send them our way.

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At first I thought you’d gotten some kind of deal though and was wondering why OTS and I got left out.

by Nico2.0 on Dec 16, 2008 7:09 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

ALL THEIR PRODUCT ARE MINE!!11

Thought I will happily share some Fanta.

by Todd on Dec 16, 2008 8:23 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

One more thing....

…I’m disappointed you passed up an easy TLC reference in the naming of this post.

by Nico2.0 on Dec 16, 2008 7:14 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Or the retro...

Temptations

"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!

by bamavicki on Dec 16, 2008 9:40 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Having a conversation with myself is awesome!

Oh yeah, my brother has one of those Westinghouse flatscreens and it’s nice.

by Nico2.0 on Dec 16, 2008 7:19 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Don't ya want a Fanta...Fanta?

Not so much. But I’d gladly take one of the Fanta girls.

by capstonereport on Dec 16, 2008 8:24 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

This one's easy.

They bill their product as “The Secret of Great Southern Cooks”, and I’ll be damned if they ain’t right. Because this stuff…

Duke's

…is absolutely incredible.

I used to use mayo very sparingly if at all. But since the (fixin’ to be ex) mother-in-law turned me on to Duke’s, I’m actively seeking reasons to style up on the may-o-naise.

The most beautiful phrase in the English language: "Touchdown, Alabama!"

by turnover on Dec 16, 2008 8:31 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

I love mayo...

…but eeewww.

"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!

by bamavicki on Dec 16, 2008 9:35 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If I ever stoop...

….to shilling for free mayonaise, you may shoot me.

by Todd on Dec 16, 2008 11:25 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

umm Zaxbys

we have the hottest little chick that works at the one here in town, im a frequent visitor. how bout some nibblers for all?

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Dec 16, 2008 9:20 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Fanta

You’re not fooling anyone—you just want to taste the rainbow.

by jthomas666 on Dec 16, 2008 9:58 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

It's all tasty

"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up

by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 16, 2008 10:12 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Zaxby's

kicks bootay. Good stuff.

by Bens4vcobra on Dec 16, 2008 1:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Zaxby's and

Chick-fil-a double good stuff

That's the paradox of success. The moment you stop to enjoy it, you are in trouble. You have to keep moving forward. It's not what you have done that's important. It's where you are going.
— Alabama coach Nick Saban

by imaBamafan on Dec 16, 2008 2:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

FANTA!

you guys haven’t lived if you haven’t tasted real Fanta and not this high sucrose corn syrup crap they give us in the states! the real Fanta in other countries is sweetened with sugar… it is liquid cocaine!!

by K. brevis on Dec 16, 2008 2:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That's why I buy soft drinks....

…from places like Mexican or Indian grocery stores. They import the Coca-Colas, etc. from back home where sugar still used instead of corn syrup.

by Nico2.0 on Dec 16, 2008 3:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

O.o

great idea! now we just need to find some country who still uses the original coca-cola formula.

now I have a theory… remember back in the day when coke changed its formula to taste more like pepsi and everyone went ape-shit about it… then after a little while they recanted and brought it back as coca-cola classic. I wonder if it was then that they did the old switch-a-roo from sugar to HFCS. because coca-cola tastes TOTALLY different between those two sweetners. and just blatantly one day switching them would have caused people to be like “hey WTF my coke is broke!”

by K. brevis on Dec 17, 2008 1:39 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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