How about? Not that I am a huge fan of SMG, but she aint bad to look at....

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better than snow

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Dec 16, 2008 2:48 PM CST reply actions

Photoshopped

Her boobs aren’t anywhere near that big, She is a pretty girl, but that’s not her.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.

by That Other Dave on Dec 16, 2008 2:51 PM CST reply actions

was just thinking the same thing...

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Dec 16, 2008 3:00 PM CST up reply actions

^^^^^^No way^^^^^^^^^^

My HS girlfriend use to watch Buffy all the time. There for i watched it as well and the girl’s fun bags weigh more than SMG does. can’t be her body.

Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

by IHC800 on Dec 16, 2008 3:00 PM CST up reply actions

I was thinking the same too...

but then I googled her, she has apparently “had some work done” since her Buffy days. Perhaps to break the little girl image…anyway, I like it!

by String30 on Dec 16, 2008 3:16 PM CST up reply actions

She looks so happy...

…is it because her husband is the new HC at UT?

by NiceLittleSaturday on Dec 16, 2008 3:36 PM CST up reply actions

That is still...

basically a painting up there, though.

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Dec 17, 2008 2:45 PM CST up reply actions

I am looking forward to the Sweetheart Competition

When will that be this year! Maybe a committee should be set-up to develop the rules instead of just letting Todd make changes on the fly.

by FloraBama on Dec 16, 2008 3:25 PM CST reply actions

yeah i have a feeling

this year its going to get nasty…

When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.

by bammer on Dec 16, 2008 3:59 PM CST up reply actions

Last year was a debacle...

and rigged.

"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up

by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 16, 2008 4:25 PM CST up reply actions

THERE WILL BE NO COMPETITION

I WILL NAME HER ACCORDING TO MY TERRIBLE WHIM, AND YOU WILL ALL SUFFER.

Roll Bama Roll

by Todd on Dec 16, 2008 4:58 PM CST up reply actions

Also...

…totally not SMG, she’s waif thin, and I would name her RBR Sweetheart for Life is she weren’t married because she is teh awesomez.

Roll Bama Roll

by Todd on Dec 16, 2008 5:12 PM CST up reply actions

so todd what are the requirements to be rbr sweetheart

Ugly obviously cause the one we have now is….but what else

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Dec 16, 2008 6:45 PM CST up reply actions

Requirements to be an RBR Sweetheart

1) Would have to think comer is lame. That doesn’t really narrow it down.

Roll Bama Roll

by Todd on Dec 16, 2008 6:58 PM CST up reply actions

The following are the quals for RBR Sweetheart:

1. Waif (e.g., bruised hips for life, baby!)
2. Blond (real or false, doesn’t matter to Todd)
3. So utterly Teutonic that Odin gets wood
4. Dressed like a rich bag lady (seriously, have you seen what Snow wears on an average day?)
5. Sparkle in the eyes that’s supposed to be charming but was actually last seen in “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” or “Hannah Montana: Best of Both Worlds” (It’s just creepy and borderline paraphilic)
6. Vaguely mythological facial features: trolls, gremlins, kobolds, hobgoblins, goblins and banshees are acceptable here.
7. No rack (except for one the back of the truck).

Hmmmm, piecing this all together, I have one conclusion…Todd’s fantasy Sweetheart is really…a Vandy Alum.

"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up

by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 16, 2008 7:54 PM CST up reply actions

McPhee was none of these things.

The man made one questionable choice (which I don’t find all that questionable). Give him a break.

by rugman11 on Dec 16, 2008 11:23 PM CST up reply actions

Ok...McPhee was a cutie :)

"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up

by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 17, 2008 12:35 PM CST up reply actions

lol

"With a girl - I-HOP; with the guys - Waffle House; with a girl you are pulling wingman on - Taco Bell." Comer, on his favorite place to eat at 3 a.m.

by BamaReturns07 on Dec 16, 2008 9:00 PM CST up reply actions

Ugly definitely

and skanky looking….I seriously think Todd has had beer goggles on for a year now.

"With a girl - I-HOP; with the guys - Waffle House; with a girl you are pulling wingman on - Taco Bell." Comer, on his favorite place to eat at 3 a.m.

by BamaReturns07 on Dec 16, 2008 9:01 PM CST up reply actions

Again...Nothing wrong with skanks.

Skanks need love to. What is to separate them from the darkness if not us?

"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up

by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 16, 2008 9:09 PM CST up reply actions

Snow was a terrible choice...

There were SOOOO many better options out there…choosing Snow was akin to walking into Baskin Robbins and getting the vanilla sorbet…with out any chocolate syrup.

by String30 on Dec 17, 2008 8:24 AM CST reply actions