I'll toss my faves into the ring for RBR Sweetheart
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 16, 2008 9:06 PM CST
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Feel free to mock my tastes...BUT, here are a few suggestions.
Ms. Hope Sandoval of the excellent band Mazzy Star, a bit skinny, but hey, it works..
Premiere soprano and ultimate friggin' hottie, Anna Netrebko.
The Irredoubtable Patricia Day of the Horropops...100% woman. No waif here.It doesn't hurt that she looks like Girlie.
Also not a skinster...Ms. Zeta-Jones is top shelf (hear that Todd?)
Sarah Silverman. Perfect. Girl next door, if next door is Hell. Love her :)
Freema Agyeman from BBC's Dr. Who (long live the 10th Doctor!)
Billie Piper: Dr. Who (long live the 9th and 10th Doctor!) and Secret Diary of a Call Girl. (Yes, Todd, she's blond...).
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laura ballance
cause there’s something about a woman who plays bass…
by kleph on Dec 16, 2008 9:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Oh, hell yea' there is!
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 16, 2008 9:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Damn straight.
Fifteen years ago, I had a huge crush on the lovely (and badass) Ms. Ballance.
The most beautiful phrase in the English language: "Touchdown, Alabama!"
by turnover on Dec 25, 2008 12:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
alright
They have to be single and have a sense of ‘sweetness" in them. A girl rocker isn’t exactly ozzing sweetness!
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
by bammer on Dec 16, 2008 9:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Sweet is subjective...
Do you think Snow is “sweet”? If so, is she “sweet” in that Mortimer Snerd sorta’ way?
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 16, 2008 9:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know about sweetness, but ballance's degree of awesome is pretty formidable...
…not only can she rock the bejesus out of the bass. she also formed her own record company in order to keep artistic control over the works of her band, superchunk (with band frontman and former beau mac mccaughan) . she then deliberately kept the label independent to give other bands with a similar sensibility a means for reaching a wider audience.
laura ballance: a change we can believe in
by kleph on Dec 16, 2008 9:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll see your Laura Ballance, and raise you...
Jo Bench from Bolt Thrower, a superb doom/death band outta’ the UK … or ….
Sean Ysuelt from White Zombie
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 16, 2008 9:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
If you like the musicians (and sweet)
look up the lead singer for a band called Paramore and there’s another one that sings for Flyleaf. I don’t know how to do pictures but they’re worth the effort.
I don't want to seem like a traitor but. . . I freakin love corndogs.
by crimsonpride19 on Dec 19, 2008 1:35 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
#2, #4, 5, and 6 are all great choice.
I say Beyonce or, my old favorite, the italian chick that gets killed in the hammock from “Casino Royale”
"With a girl - I-HOP; with the guys - Waffle House; with a girl you are pulling wingman on - Taco Bell." Comer, on his favorite place to eat at 3 a.m.
by BamaReturns07 on Dec 16, 2008 10:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Beyonce...
Let me UPGRADE!!!
~ ROLL TIDE ~
GO SOX!!
by Bama Sox on Dec 16, 2008 10:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No, let's not..
she’s HOT, but she loses points with me everytime I see that FRIGGIN commercial
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Dec 17, 2008 11:37 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I SOOOO agree....
and she’s not single anymore.
Well, are you gonna pull them pistols, or whistle dixie?
by jtCRIMSON on Dec 17, 2008 12:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
My Choice...
Lane Kiffen’s wife, Layla…
~ ROLL TIDE ~
GO SOX!!
by Bama Sox on Dec 16, 2008 10:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
NICE
I was stoked when i saw you included the Dr. Who babes. I thought i was the only one in love with them.
Great Blog dude. Hope to see ya in NOLA.
by distantUte on Dec 16, 2008 11:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Good job on the recommendation of...
…Anna Netrebko (I see there’s other opera fans in the house), Sarah Silverman and Catherine Zeta-Jones. I had no idea who Freema Agyeman was, but she’s definitely cute.
I would also add…
Shannyn Sossamon:
Parker Posey:
Rosario Dawson:
I would be more inclined though towards a super talented woman (who also happens to be beautiful) for sweetheart
Classical pianist, Hélène Grimaud…who also raises wolves!:
by Nico2.0 on Dec 17, 2008 3:54 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Opera FTW!
And, Hélène Grimaud is an excellent choice…she needs to go in the bracket…perfect girl next door sorta’ hot.
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 17, 2008 6:30 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The Atlanta Opera...
… performing Philip Glass’ Akhnaten on two nights soon, but it sold out before I heard about it.
by Nico2.0 on Dec 17, 2008 6:58 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Grimaud is spot on gorgeous...
…but in that somewhat crazy french way that will have you crawling around on the floor after a week. for god’s sake, proust spent the last third of his life in bed writing his novel about how one screwed him over. still, it would be one hell of a week.
by kleph on Dec 17, 2008 4:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
And worth the final (crappy) 3rd of your life over ;)
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 17, 2008 5:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Parker Posey
gotta love her. She’s from Mississippi, dated Ryan Adams, and is a freakin great actress.
I wouldn't piss off the boys from Alabama . . .
by I hate UT on Dec 17, 2008 10:50 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
is this is official nomination post???
cuz I got a few but don’t wanna post ’em just yet…
RBR's KING of HIP-HOP...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 17, 2008 7:24 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nah...just bored.
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 17, 2008 7:48 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
no this is nothing offical
YET…..come jan 3 when snow is no longer useful to us….its on
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
by comer4tide on Dec 17, 2008 8:20 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Holla!
Rosario Dawson is definitely a cutie (boobs in Alexander FTW!) and Shannyn Sossaman is hot (although she named her daughter something weird) .
I am a sucker for Zeta-Jones, I mean, damn the girl looks good after two kids and hitting her 40s. I am also a sucker for Jennifer Anniston (single) and Halle Berry (xtra hot)
"With a girl - I-HOP; with the guys - Waffle House; with a girl you are pulling wingman on - Taco Bell." Comer, on his favorite place to eat at 3 a.m.
by BamaReturns07 on Dec 17, 2008 8:49 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Remember though...
It’s not the votes themselves, it’s who counts the votes.
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 17, 2008 8:57 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I AM A WEREWOLF
BY WHICH I MEAN SNOW RULES YOU ALL
by Todd on Dec 17, 2008 9:00 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thank God
i puked a little bit looking at some of these girls.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
by IHC800 on Dec 17, 2008 8:36 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
The first one
I hope was a joke. I have turds that look better than her.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
by IHC800 on Dec 17, 2008 8:38 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Then can I have their number?
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 17, 2008 8:47 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You should have
put a warning up on this thread. This thread contains graphic images that are not suitable for anyone.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
by IHC800 on Dec 17, 2008 9:20 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Todd
and I seem to have similar taste. I like Snow, and his suggestions in this thread. I don’t get the rocker girl vibe, especially when they lack a certain fem quality.
Thirty-Six to Nothing
by Bens4vcobra on Dec 17, 2008 9:20 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I mean
I like Nico’s suggestions. oops.
Thirty-Six to Nothing
by Bens4vcobra on Dec 17, 2008 9:20 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Because chicks with instruments = uberhot
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 17, 2008 9:30 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah but its not called
the RBR hot girl…its the RBR Sweetheart….i don’t want to look at a girl for 365 days that looks like she could rip the head off a small child….call me crazy..
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
by bammer on Dec 17, 2008 9:46 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Bammer's Sweetheart...
I’ll bet she’s as sweet as they come, but you see my point, right?
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Dec 17, 2008 11:45 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
HEY!!!
Big girls need lovin too!!
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
by bammer on Dec 17, 2008 1:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
not from me
im not impressed with your performance
by troy145 on Dec 17, 2008 1:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
thats why god made a silver bullet
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
by comer4tide on Dec 17, 2008 3:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
but they gotta pay.
GIGGITY GIGGITY, ALRIGHT!!
by J.JACOBS4PRES on Dec 23, 2008 1:17 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Are you guys freakin crazy
After the year we have had wit Snow 12-1 hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If she is not the sweetheartnext year then yall are retarded. Why mess with a good thing. Please Please dont do this. RBR if you read this Todd DESERVES another year of the snow. Hell we all do. And I promise I was the loudest complainer about the ripoff last year when my gal Jessica B didnt win. But hey I am a homer and am now on the Snow bandwagon. So get back snow haters I fry your brains with my Laser Vision thoughts.
I am a member of the Sabanation Roll!!Tide!!
by lawbama1 on Dec 17, 2008 11:05 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
you cant fry my brains
ive got my aluminum foil cone hat on beotch
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
by comer4tide on Dec 17, 2008 11:42 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Correlation ain't causation, brother.
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 17, 2008 12:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
they are all skanks to my nominations which will come on the 3 of January
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
by comer4tide on Dec 17, 2008 11:41 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Again, there is nothing wrong with skanks...nothing!
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 17, 2008 12:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Zeta-Jones
is def the hottest of all those listed above. But I must admit, Jennifer Anniston has always been a crush of mine. I’ll throw Courtney Cox in the hat, after all she is from Alabama.
by Chadrob15 on Dec 17, 2008 5:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
She needs a cheeseburger
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 17, 2008 5:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sara Evans for RBR Sweetheart
Sara Evans for RBR Sweetheart…… She did marry Jay Barker!
by Big_AL on Dec 18, 2008 8:22 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
she is married or she would be my nomination
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
by comer4tide on Dec 18, 2008 8:45 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hot, but...
a goody goody.
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 18, 2008 11:28 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
thats my type brother
arm candy but someone who momma would approve of
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
by comer4tide on Dec 18, 2008 11:35 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ok.... Maybe not Sara Evans - but what about....
Eva Longoria
by Big_AL on Dec 18, 2008 12:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
taken
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 18, 2008 12:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
But...
Kim Kardashian (purrrrrrs)?
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 18, 2008 12:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Like soooo
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 18, 2008 12:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Reggie Bush has a monopoly on that
I don't want to seem like a traitor but. . . I freakin love corndogs.
by crimsonpride19 on Dec 19, 2008 1:31 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
^^^^^^^^^^^^^YES^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Megan Fox.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
by IHC800 on Dec 18, 2008 1:08 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Bingo
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 18, 2008 1:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
done deal
write it down, take notes, lock it away….throw away the key….
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
by bammer on Dec 18, 2008 2:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Megan Fox...
….is a trashy ho bag suitable for seedy bar bathroom antics only, and his thus not sweetheart material.
by Todd on Dec 18, 2008 3:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
you sure your not talkin about SNOW again......oh wait
id still doink fox without being sloshed
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
by comer4tide on Dec 18, 2008 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
How dare you speak about
my woman that way. She would eat Snow………….for breakfast.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
by IHC800 on Dec 18, 2008 3:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
zzzzing.
Be the only time Snow looked decent. Really, the ladies are right, accessories are everything :)
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 18, 2008 3:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
A trashy what?
So, only mildly attractive, bland bimbos get nominated? ’09 is gonna be a long year.
by NiceLittleSaturday on Dec 18, 2008 4:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Comer
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewAlbums&friendID=77038048
This one is for you. She is a good friend of mine that is now living in Nashville. She signed with Dreamworks before they merged with another label. She plays some up there. if the link does not work google Tori Baxley and check out her myspace page.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
by IHC800 on Dec 18, 2008 3:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
wow
anyway shed wanna go to kobies steakhouse or ruths chris?
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
by comer4tide on Dec 18, 2008 9:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
this thread is full of fail
im not impressed with your performance
by troy145 on Dec 18, 2008 8:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Megan Fox
I mentioned her on here a while back, and Todd did point out that, even though she’s uber hawt, she is hooked up with Brian Austin Green. Yep, the nerdy gay lookin’ dude from 90210. That knocks her down a few notches, but does give hope to men like me…..
by rolltidefromaz on Dec 18, 2008 9:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
She likes
women + 10000.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
by IHC800 on Dec 18, 2008 11:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 19, 2008 6:25 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Rule for the thread (sorry comer)
Here’s the new rule. If she couldn’t wear it a decent restaurant, don’t post it (no, Hooter’s doesn’t count).
by Nico2.0 on Dec 19, 2008 7:58 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Then can we make the same rule for Todd's beefcake pics?
I’m no prude, but that pic of Zappa is not something I want to pop up on my office screen. I’m just sayin’.
by Bubba Chang on Dec 19, 2008 8:07 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
On behalf of all the ladies....
T H A N K Y O U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by crimsongirl on Dec 19, 2008 8:19 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Does Applebee's count
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 19, 2008 8:31 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
damn, im out.....boycott
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
by comer4tide on Dec 19, 2008 8:33 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The picture...
…looked great man, no doubt about it. I strongly support the election of Miss Franco, but just with more clothes on.
by Nico2.0 on Dec 19, 2008 8:43 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
but i understand why she cant be a hooters
even if I dont like it
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
by comer4tide on Dec 19, 2008 8:36 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh sure...
Like the dress(?) on Megan Fox can be worn to a decent restaurant? The ‘08 Girl Fight was loooong and horrible and that didn’t even start til February. I can see this is going to be even worse.
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
by bamavicki on Dec 19, 2008 9:06 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
this is going to be a battle
i will not be cheated this year
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
by comer4tide on Dec 24, 2008 8:28 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I have it!
What about taking all of our beautiful ladies here that are single and pick one of our own.
Bamavicki, crimsongirl, ect.
JJ
by rolltidejunk on Dec 19, 2008 3:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
new rule...
..no Ronaldo castoffs. cause no matter how hot they look, you never know what you might be getting.
by kleph on Dec 23, 2008 5:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Here's one...
Trying to stay within the “Sweetheart” mentality, i give you Lauren Conrad(if it works, 1st attempt at posting a pick)
"When you ask me those kind of questions it really pisses me off! aight" - CNS
by IN.Bamaman on Dec 25, 2008 1:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
kate beckinsale and ashley russell
I know Kate probably doesn’t count cause she’s British and already married, but she’s still hot.
And what about Ashley Russell from Rivals
http://kegeratornation.com/?p=1002
http://rivals.yahoo.com/video/rivals-minute/RivalsMinute-12-17-08-42572
http://rivals.yahoo.com/video/rivals-minute/RivalsMinute-12-18-08-42610
http://rivals.yahoo.com/video/rivals-minute/RivalsMinute-12-23-08-42769
by CSon on Dec 28, 2008 10:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
ashley russell
has my vote, unless i see somethin better between now and ’lection day
by tempebamafan on Dec 29, 2008 8:44 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
How about a little Sarah Chalke
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
by bammer on Dec 29, 2008 9:44 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I vote for Snow again.....
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
by comer4tide on Dec 30, 2008 9:23 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Snow again
I’ve heard of lipstick on a pig, but…
by figtide on Dec 31, 2008 12:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
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