Well, Im bored at work so I just think it would be fun to see what kind of story I can make out of some of my all time favorite movie quotes.

First I just want to say that this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here. Harry Im going to drop the hammer here. Son of a gun just slammed into me. No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he *rubbed* you. And rubbin, son, is racin'.  So I  crashed a funeral today, It wasn't my idea, I was basically dragged to it.  I went with Chazz who you forgot to tell me is totally insane. He also might be a genius because it actually does work, he's cleaning up. True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... You know, in my life I thought I'd never say, "Look at the ass on that second baseman." But look at the ass on that second baseman.

My life motto: "You see every drink of liquor you take kills a thousand brain cells. Now that doesn't much matter 'cos we got billions more. And first the sadness cells die so you smile real big. And then the quiet cells go so you just say everything real loud for no reason at all. That'ok, that's ok because the stupid cells go next, so everything you say is real smart. And finally, come the memory cells. These are tough sons of bitches to kill. "

Tower, this is Ghost rider requesting a flyby