I need New Year's Eve plans.

by TopDaddy on Dec 29, 2008 4:30 PM CST Comment 23 comments

Because I'm about as unoriginal as they come and this will be the first year (in 3 years, anyway) that the wife and I get to have some fun without the little girl. In that time, I have lost all originality as to how to have fun, and do stuff that intices recreation. I realize that y'all don't know where I live and therefore can't tell me exactly what to do, so just throw your plans on this here thread and I'll steal from your collective plethora of originality and fun having capabilities. And if you're going to New Orleans for the bowl game or just to hang out, you may feel free to post your plans as well, as this is an equal opportunity thread, however, I will, BY NO MEANS, be headed to N.O. I am about 2 hours from there, but it is going to be a cess pool of retards, and I'd rather avoid it at all costs. Post away, and thanks for the input.

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Drink

and watch Anchorman, 40-yr old Virgin, Super Troopers, and Old School in no particular order.

"With a girl - I-HOP; with the guys - Waffle House; with a girl you are pulling wingman on - Taco Bell." Comer, on his favorite place to eat at 3 a.m.

by BamaReturns07 on Dec 29, 2008 4:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

This will happen on New Year's evening to assist with the recovery process.

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Dec 30, 2008 3:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Oh Come on

It’s a joke. Didn’t you see the smiley face? NOLA is a cess pool even when there isn’t a bama game. Hell at least you guys get a bowl game. Enjoy it.

"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum

by GumptownTiger on Dec 30, 2008 5:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Are you lost?

by NiceLittleSaturday on Dec 30, 2008 11:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

No. You lost

"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum

by GumptownTiger on Jan 7, 2009 5:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Dive head first...

…into the cess pool of retards. But seriously, watch Old School first.

Or book a hotel room in your own town, buy your wife lots of champagne, and…go to bed early (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). You could even talk dirty to her by saying things like, “First, I’m gonna rub…some furniture polish on the dining room table. Then, I’m gonna caress…the toilet with some Comet and a sponge. Next, I’ll heat up your…dinner. That’s right, girl, your breasts…of chicken will be marinating. All. Night. Long.”

by NiceLittleSaturday on Dec 29, 2008 4:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I hear ya...

So basically just tell her that we can talk dirty… dishes that need to be cleaned after we do the nasty… chore of cleaning the bathrooms?

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Dec 30, 2008 9:08 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

She'll be...

…putty in your hands. Especially if you actually do some of the chores. You know…finish.

by NiceLittleSaturday on Dec 30, 2008 1:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I agree about the cess pool of retards

After all…there is a Bama bowl game there : )

"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum

by GumptownTiger on Dec 29, 2008 5:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Merry Chizikmas!

Too bad your fan base of inbred trailer monkeys couldn’t make a bowl trip this year :)

At least it gives ya’ll more time to spend with the cows, uh, milking them and whatever else you beastiality junkies are in too.

"With a girl - I-HOP; with the guys - Waffle House; with a girl you are pulling wingman on - Taco Bell." Comer, on his favorite place to eat at 3 a.m.

by BamaReturns07 on Dec 30, 2008 1:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Ignore the stray dogs BR, they are, after all, lost.

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Dec 30, 2008 3:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I

plan on cooking dinner with my wife and toasting some champanya after watching LSU get their arse handed to them by Ga. Tech.

Thirty-Six to Nothing

by Bens4vcobra on Dec 30, 2008 8:25 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Good one, good one...

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Dec 30, 2008 9:03 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

First...

I’m going to Coach Saban’s Radio Show at the Sheraton on Canal beginning at 7pm. You could listen to that before starting some of those “chores”. Then I will celebrate the New Year with LittleSis and other BAMA fans, retarded or not.

BTW, the Sheraton is NOT the team hotel. I AM staying at the team hotel. Can’t wait.

"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!

by bamavicki on Dec 30, 2008 1:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Don't get me wrong, Vicki Bobby...

my friends here at RBR and Members of the Process will show The Big ~~Nasty~~ Easy a little class and how to handle yourself as a Southern Gentleman and Belle should (even Comer), but you can only polish a turd so much before you realize it’s still a turd, to put it quite frankly.

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Dec 30, 2008 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Get bombed

on a mix of bourbon, beer, and cheap booze. Then smoke a pack and a half of Winston Lights to extend your hangover until January 2, 2009.

This is my plan.

by Bamagrad on Dec 30, 2008 1:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

best one so far...

actually the wife just called up and said that we will be attending the party at the Flora-Bama. This is good, because the cover is only a month’s salary, then drinks (the real fruity colorful kind the wife likes) only cost a Benjamin or two, so I think we’re gonna get out pretty good on this one. We are then staying at the cheapest place we can find on the beach. The Winsons will be replaced with Camels, BTW.

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Dec 30, 2008 3:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs