Why i hate jorts, airbrush, and everything florida
my second game seeing bama v. florida was the 93 sec championship game at legion field. david palmer was taking snaps at quarterback because of injuries. our defense was stifling, but not at its best b/c our offense couldn't hold onto the ball. the weather was miserable. it was cold and rainy. my dad had 8 tickets. we only used two, but didnt sell the rest, since they were free to us and looked pretty cool. it was better than selling for five bucks a pop outside of legions field. we took the seats under the upper deck because of the sorry weather. the game was just plain sloppy. this was the first time i saw florida fans as "those obnoxious sons of beotches". i remember seeing cigarette smoking, torn jeans wearing auburn fans taunt my father while watching the iron bowl, but this was something different. florida went on to win (insert score here). since the sugar bowl was at stake, all of the florida fans found it appropriate to toss sugar from the upper deck. if you've never experienced this, sugar and rain make for a bit of a mess. this was also the first time i thought i was going to see my father whoop somebody's arse. the combination of the rain, sugar, and arrogant gator fans damn near sent my normally pedestrian father into a "mood". walknig back to the car, i couldn't help but thinking, "holy crap! i'm gonna have to restrain my father from kicking the ever living crap out of some idiot in orange." on the way home, we had to stop at arby's to wash off and calm down. we weren't too surprised about the outcome of the game, but i was totally shocked at the conduct of the florida fans.
luckily in 1999, i was able to see bama whip florida's butt in the georgia dome, with my father. as satisfying as it was, i feel that there is some payback due. i will not be attending this seccg, nor will my father. however, i still remember having domino's sugar poured on me in the rain 15 years ago and i'm still pissed. for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. this is yours, florida. be ready.
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yeah but
we don’t have as many horse farms as yall do, so sugar cubes are in short supply. Just be glad you weren’t at the Vandy bowl-clinching game, as you might have been pelted with weedeaters.
1996 Game
Better known as “Dear God, can we please stop Wuerffel throwing the damned corner fade, 45-30 and not that close game”…we were at a pub and some jort-attired Gators came over, bought us a pitcher then proceeded to Gator chomp and scream at us the entire meal. The bartender took pity on us and played “Sweet Home Alabama” and the Gators screamed even louder “Spurrier is of the Virgin Mary”
Any time Florida is involved, it’s surreal
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 5, 2008 9:05 AM CST reply actions
heck yes
i did too. Brodie Croyle was and is basically my man crush and i let every florida fan in ear shot hear what I had to say.
long live Brodemus Maximus Croylus, Smasher of Gators, Defeater of Meyers.
im not impressed with your performance
Don't
forget the worst thing about Florida, hair gel. I went to the Bama-FSU game last year in freakville and I swear I saw enough dudes with their hair encased in liquid goup to last me a lifetime…
I myself
am a Dapper Dan man.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
And...
…a man of constant sorrow?
by NiceLittleSaturday on Dec 5, 2008 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
Do you often find yourself...
in a tight spot?
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
I'll tell ya'll one thang shure...
Them Gators is gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T after they git their tales whuped!
I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR
Come on...
no need to rip on Jacksonville. A great city by the way. Growing up in Jacksonville, I’ve always hated the Gators as much if not more than anyone else. But I’ve been a Tide fan since I was born in ‘86 (my momma gre up in B’ham). I love Jacksonville………Roll Tide!!!! Bring it home tomorrow!!!
I found your culprits, sir...

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Don't look too far into the picture, Troy.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
LIVESTRONG, red headed mullet jort gator fan, LIVESTRONG...
and P.S. to the non-LIVESTRONG jort gator fan, the beer goes IN the coozy… but you can just hold it if you’d like… you’ve earned it…
MR. NONLIVESTRONGJORTSWEARINGGAAAAAAATORFAN.
(Anheiser Busch, St. Louis Missouri)
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Those guys
crack my s*** up….every time. It’s the gift that keeps giving.
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 5, 2008 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
You gotta love that redhead JUST cut off his jeans!
I wonder how many layers of skin peeled off after exposing those legs to the sun??? Ouch!
Unfortunately, the gator fans I KNOW, aren’t this sad, they are arrogant snobs! We all met at a UA/UF game in Ttown in the late ’80s early ’90s, and still keep in touch—-until THIS WEEK! I made the decision not to listen to their BS this year. Maybe I can use this pic, somehow….
Be sure to use this one, too

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Metal up your ass, big guy.
Keep Rok’n
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 5, 2008 6:33 PM CST up reply actions
Ha
I used to be a big fan of him back in the day, I went out and bought a bass guitar just to learn (Anesthesia) Pulling Teeth… and in case you’re wondering, I pulled it off and it was the best day of my life. Except for around 7PM this evening.
baseline from hell...
try keeping up with the title track from Master of Puppets. Congrats on Anesthesia though…it’s pretty sweet.
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 6, 2008 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
WOW!
He did stay in the sun too long. That is sickening in so many ways….I can use this, no matter the outcome! Hey, where did his rodeo belt go?
It would be funnier
If they weren’t UGA fans in Jacksonville “dressed up” at Florida fans.
The real humor is that the redheaded UGA fan actually had that haircut BEFORE he decided to dress up.
Me thinks he doth protest too much!
I am SO SORRY skigator! I didn’t realize it was you, or I wouldn’t have kept it up. ;)

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