Girl Fight #14: Brittany Snow vs What's Her Name

by Todd on Feb 12, 2008 7:03 AM CST in Humor

Well, I asked the posters over at the rachelmcadams.org message board to restrain themselves to only one vote each. Since it looked like Rachel Bilson had this thing wrapped up all through the day I assumed that she had this thing in hand and that the McAdams zealots had decided to help keep things honest by not stuffing the ballot box, but a late night surge for McAdams gave her 54% of the vote and a chance to win it all. I'm not ready to call shenanigans just yet, but there's something fishy about that many votes coming in after 11:00ish pm (the last time I checked the count, with Bilson still a good 20% ahead). Anyway, for good or ill, McAdams is now in the championship game to take on the winner of today's match:

Seriously, people, how can you even think of voting for Johansson? If the being engaged to Ryan Reynolds thing isn't enough, just look at her. She has a sinister mustache AND a hairy chest! Does Brittany Snow have a sinister mustache and hairy chest? No, no she doesn't. The choice is clear. And if it isn't:

You WILL vote for BRITTANY...You WILL vote for BRITTANY...You WILL vote for BRITTANY...

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Todd, you have lost your mind

But I'm voting for Brittany Snow since anyone who'll go to such a terrible level of MS Paint deserves to win.

by DiscoRick on Feb 12, 2008 7:25 AM CST reply actions

I was gonna vote for Brittany...

... but I really dig facial hair on women.

by TopDaddy on Feb 12, 2008 7:43 AM CST reply actions

"Anway, for good or ill"

WHHHHAAAAT? a 20% lead wiped out just before midnight?

That sounds like the Esser dude at the Washington GOP calling a race with 87% of the votes counted, and only a 1.6% margin of lead for a candidate.

I declare shenanigans. I demand IP logging. I insist up a recount.

by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 12, 2008 8:05 AM CST reply actions

Shenanigans?

I call BS.

by JR on Feb 12, 2008 8:08 AM CST up reply actions

I'll second that...

I mean, how ridiculous? Damn idiots are taking the fun out of this! Go Snow!

by GSCRocks on Feb 12, 2008 8:15 AM CST up reply actions

If I knew how to do IP logging...

...I would, believe me, but there's no hard evidence of vote tampering by the McAdams zealots (by which I mean they didn't brag about opening twenty accounts and voting frome very computer in their office on the boards like last time).

by Todd on Feb 12, 2008 8:34 AM CST up reply actions

This is beyond ridiculous...

You know they stuffed the ballot box at the last hour. They just got smart this time and didn't brag about it. Thanks, Rachel McAdams "fans", for ruining this. They've never been on this blog before and probably will never come back, yet they are determining the outcome.

by birmingham on Feb 12, 2008 8:46 AM CST up reply actions

Im calling a

Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!! Re-Vote!!!!!

by bammer on Feb 12, 2008 8:10 AM CST reply actions

I rest my case

I hate to say I warned all of you but I did.

I am a member of the Sabanation Roll!!Tide!!

by lawbama1 on Feb 12, 2008 8:18 AM CST reply actions

for...

...reals. this is turning into a third world election. obviously, rachel bilson should have already won. but since this is america, i say a brittany snow vs. rachel bilson runoff. two parties, no alternatives. usa! usa!

by joshoohahh on Feb 12, 2008 8:27 AM CST reply actions

Miss Scarlett!!

Want have they done to you Miss Scarlett!! I like
pretty women with good sized boobs and clearly Miss Scarlett wins that election over Brittany Snow. But, Brittany Snow is sexy as all get out!! I vote for Brittany Snow in the girl fight!! ROLL TIDE!!!

by tucker99 on Feb 12, 2008 9:03 AM CST reply actions

for the love of god...

i really miss football.

by kleph on Feb 12, 2008 9:52 AM CST reply actions

i don't really care

b/c i withdrew myself after last round's mcadams debacle...but the bcs has more credibility than this election.

by gerry dorsey on Feb 12, 2008 9:58 AM CST reply actions

It's like we're...

...The University of Alabama at Chicago with all of this vote rigging.

Roll Tide!

by Nico2.0 on Feb 12, 2008 10:17 AM CST reply actions

I say

If there is no recount or re-vote on the McAdams/ Bilson fight, we should all boycott future RBR sweet heart threads. I say, we as the people have the right, nah the duty to fight tyranny and stand up for what is right!

Who will join me?!?!?!!?!

by bammer on Feb 12, 2008 10:40 AM CST reply actions

Declare Bilson Winner

A 24% swing in the last hour of voting is a statistical impossibility. No way those votes are legit--call it based on the real results voted up until that time.

If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right.

by izntitgr8 on Feb 12, 2008 10:40 AM CST reply actions

Good idea.

by birmingham on Feb 12, 2008 11:24 AM CST up reply actions

Okay, informal poll...

....everyone respond to this comment on whether or not you want Bilson declared the winner or if you actually voted for McAdams, 'cause I really have a hard time believing that someone didn't take it upon themselves to stuff the ballot box for McAdams when they saw she was going to lose.

by Todd on Feb 12, 2008 11:20 AM CST reply actions

YES! Bilson please!

by birmingham on Feb 12, 2008 11:22 AM CST up reply actions

Bilson

If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right.

by izntitgr8 on Feb 12, 2008 12:02 PM CST up reply actions

Bilson

I even voted for Bilson, Todd. I have to admit all you guys freaking out has made this a little more entertaining for me, but thank God, I have OTS to read, plus I just bought my airline ticket for the A-day game. We have to make sure 92,000 are there again!!!

by bamavicki on Feb 12, 2008 12:10 PM CST up reply actions

92,000 two years in a row...

is a MUST. Whare are you coming from?

by Todd on Feb 12, 2008 12:38 PM CST up reply actions

A-Day

I'm coming from Virginia Beach, Va. I'm a travel agent and I was in Scotland last year, but I decided to skip the specialist convention this year to come to A-Day. ROLL TIDE!!!

by bamavicki on Feb 12, 2008 12:55 PM CST up reply actions

Hello

Bilson (see diary)

by bammer on Feb 12, 2008 12:13 PM CST up reply actions

Bilson

by JR on Feb 12, 2008 2:27 PM CST up reply actions

"I was saying Boo-urns..."

Mcadams for me.

just kidding, go Bilson!

by Johnny Moronic on Feb 12, 2008 2:30 PM CST up reply actions

Bilson

100%

by uaengineering1986 on Feb 12, 2008 2:51 PM CST up reply actions

Buy that man a drink!

The statistical improbability-guy is truly a man of honor, integrity, and intellect. Thank you homegrown! I'm diggin' your show!

With that said: RACHEL BILSON deserves her rightful place in the championship claw-fight with today's rightful winner. I dunno about shenanigans, high-jinks, or tomfoolery from last night- but it does RAISE A FEW EYEBROWS! (mine are still stuck. in the "off my head" position).

by tapout on Feb 12, 2008 4:31 PM CST up reply actions