Girl Fight '08: The Final Four

by Todd on Feb 8, 2008 7:22 AM CST in Humor

Another close match yesterday, with Scarlett Johansson pulling away late to advance to the final four over Minka Kelly with 56% of the vote. So, without further ado, here is your Roll Bama Roll Girl Fight '08! Final Four:

Voting will resume on Monday, so sit tight bamavicki, it's almost over.

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If these are the choices...

Then I'm ridin' Bilson (figuratively, sadly).

by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 8, 2008 7:55 AM CST reply actions

That's one...

...punch in the throat.

by Todd on Feb 8, 2008 8:36 AM CST up reply actions

Blondes creep me out...

After moving from TTown to Iowa, where damned-near everyone is Teutonic or Scandinavian, blondes are just creepy at this point. Sorry.

by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 8, 2008 9:34 AM CST up reply actions

Im gonna

Jump in on that one also. Not that Snow isn't hot but Bilson is the obvious choice.

by bammer on Feb 8, 2008 8:32 AM CST reply actions

There's another...

...punch in the throat. YOU WILL BEND TO MY WILL.

by Todd on Feb 8, 2008 8:37 AM CST up reply actions

Maybe I'm Weird..

but I find Johansson to be borderline Fugly.. is that just me here? I mean I'd rather have Catherine Zeta Jones or Angelina Jolie anyday - Johansson is like one step about Jabba the Hut, Hillary Clinton, and/or Rosanne.

by trailblazerk5 on Feb 8, 2008 8:36 AM CST reply actions

You are more than weird, my friend...

...you are crazy.

by Todd on Feb 8, 2008 8:39 AM CST up reply actions

lol - maybe so

but of the four up there to me Johansson doesn't compare - I mean Bilson, Snow and McAdams? please I'd say Johansson's one step above sandra bernhard to me. It's like a Pinto to a Corvette, Viper, and Ferrari.

by trailblazerk5 on Feb 8, 2008 8:56 AM CST up reply actions

I think Snow v. Johansson is like last year's AFC

Title game....

The winner should win it all IMO. I don't see what the rest of you see in Bilson. She looks like a grown up toddler to me.

by StuBone on Feb 8, 2008 8:43 AM CST reply actions

What's not to see?

I know, I know. It's hard to look at a cute, heart-shaped face; perfect, clear skin the color of cafe au lait; and, round, full breasts. mmmmmmm

by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 8, 2008 9:33 AM CST up reply actions

Maybe it is just a difference of opinion

Breasts are nice, but they aren't everything. With Bilson, I just think she has a kiddy face.

by StuBone on Feb 8, 2008 9:44 AM CST up reply actions

This whole thing has been a disaster....

...I might have to have my own bracket.

Roll Tide!

by Nico2.0 on Feb 8, 2008 9:40 AM CST reply actions

It's only a disaster...

...if the Snow doesn't win. YOU WILL BEND TO MY WILL.

by Todd on Feb 8, 2008 10:32 AM CST up reply actions

That'll be the biggest tragedy...

...of all.

Roll Tide!

by Nico2.0 on Feb 8, 2008 10:39 AM CST up reply actions

You're itching...

...for a throat punch, aren't you?

by Todd on Feb 8, 2008 11:39 AM CST up reply actions

Here's what a fight...

...between you & I would look like. I'm on the left:

Roll Tide!

by Nico2.0 on Feb 8, 2008 11:52 AM CST up reply actions

THAT. . . . . . .

. . . .HAS GOT. . . .TO BE. . . .THE . . . . . . . .FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN IN A LONG LONG LONG TIME!

Thanks Nico. Made my f_cked-up-Friday!!! (i'll be laughing at this all weekend. showing this to a mad-scad of my friends to boot. if you don't mind, i'm stealing your entire post and using it as mine. forgive me. it was just head-and-shoulders above anything i've wanted to email to all my friends anyways. gotta keep up correspondence in the most hilarious way, and yours has replaced anything i've had in mind. thank you)

by tapout on Feb 8, 2008 12:24 PM CST up reply actions

I pictured more like this....

You're Dwight, by the way.

by Todd on Feb 8, 2008 2:36 PM CST up reply actions

Scarlett and Rachel IMHO

Good girl hot vs Bad girl hot! and the winner is Scarlett Johanson by a breast.

by badassgsxr on Feb 8, 2008 9:50 AM CST reply actions

Thank God!

Also, I sure am glad I have not finished reading all the articles on rivals, scout, fox sports, al.com, etc about our #1 class! Screw ESPN.

by bamavicki on Feb 8, 2008 11:32 AM CST reply actions

I guess....

I need a throat punch, cause I'm not votin' for no Snow...she's not all that and a bag a chips. Scarlett has to be the one.

SDBama78

by SDBama78 on Feb 8, 2008 1:00 PM CST reply actions

See, this is where I'm not getting...

...all the Johansson love. Yes, the woman is drop dead gorgeous and the sexiest thing in Hollywood today, but she's engaged! We're just going to wind up having to boot her like we did the McPhee!

by Todd on Feb 8, 2008 1:20 PM CST up reply actions

Well...

I guess the nice pillows and lips were just getting in the way of the pending nuptials.

SDBama78

by SDBama78 on Feb 8, 2008 5:32 PM CST up reply actions

I'm yielding on Scarlett

And going with the clear-cut knockout in Ms. Snow. She looks awesome in a hounds-tooth fedora!

My reason is simple. 2-timin' wench! How could she? Now that Brittany has left an indelible mark on the x-rated side of my brain (both halves by the way) and Scarlett has dramatically diminished said defined part of my consciousness (but her RACK! Goodness gracious, mercy me. 10-pointer I tell ya!). Well, what Brittany brings to my lotion, er. . . I mean. . . fingertips. . .oops! what am I saying. . .my. . . uh, fantasies of imagination . .ahem. . is. . . a t-shirt with her picture and a heading that reads: 'Bama Lama BINGO! (front) and RBR Sweetheart 2008 (back)

Now, that'll satisfy the quench- no?

ps: but why is my throat just friggin ACHING right now?

by tapout on Feb 8, 2008 2:05 PM CST reply actions