I worked on my Aunt Betty's farm. From the main road through town, you turn right onto Home Butte Road and way-the-f*ck down Home Butte -just before you hit the granaries and mills, I believe that area of Yuba City is called BFE? Wait. That's right, all of Yuba County is BFE. Anyway's . . .it's insanely beautiful out there! And hey- Marysville has one of the world's best small-town Fourth of July festivities I've ever experienced. (No 916-Tider, I DIGRESS. . . but I'm picking up what you're putting down. It's a location thing. . . ". . . I'm goin' back Cali! Cali! Cali!. . .she said. she liked. the OCEAN!. .  ")

A couple of places that should be on the list:

(if it's just for CFB)-
Lincoln
South Bend
Austin
Los Angeles
Miami
Lincoln

of course there are a sporadic few others who'll claim some weird way for placement. people are liable to sincerely believe in anything, if they hear or say it a few times.

of course II: Why bother with an open competition in the first place? Instead, why not make it a "friendly" yearly thing and have "TitleTown" rotate from town to town which best exemplifies (historically or recently, min: 1 bonafide NC trophy), thereby making it a friendly competition of recognition. But on one condition: TUSCALOOSA GETS IT FIRST. (It just seems right. To me.)

'Cause, for all intents and purposes, many of the repeat NC championship teams throughout the ages "can" have a valid argument as to why their "town" deserves distinction. Dare I invoke "BCS around November"?

I mean, whatever's clever Trevor?  Chew on this: Titletown, USA is Santa Barbara, CA.  Go UC Santa Barbara Black Tide! Why? Because as college champions of the game of Ultimate, they've won many titles. (That is, if you're into that? Riiiiiiiiiight!) Besides, their Ultimate team name is The Black Tide.

Just bring all of whatever ESPN's got, along with all the pomp and pageantry, over on down to Tuscaloosa already. (could you just see all those customized dope-ass banners and ribbon draping BD Stadium? fuckin' A to Z)