Orson has come up with a brilliant idea to focus the intense hatred all college football fans feel for their rivals on helping those affected by various natural disasters. Here's the run down:

As kleph so elegantly put it in his e-mail about this, if we lose to LSU, I'm going to puke.

If hate daggers of the mind counted as charitable donations, this one would be in the bag.

[UPDATE]

As of right now, we've tied up Auburn with $130, but Michigan (boo! hiss!) has a commanding lead with an even grand. That's some generosity right there, so hats off to them for going large with the donations, but we still can't let those sanctimonious bell ends win this one. So all you Bama bloggers and message board types, spread the word. And hey, even if Alabama doesn't win, it's still some good clean fun at (hopefully) the expense of our rivals in the offseason that actually benefits people.