The RBR Airing of the Sportsblog Grievances...
1. Blogs that run an "Airing of the Sportsblog Grievances" post with the sole purpose of calling out things they don't like about other blogs. Seriously? Get over it. If you don't like what we do, then don't read us.
2. Woefully out of date criticisms. It's one thing to think that Katharine McPhee isn't attractive or well known enough to be the official "cheesecake" of a blog (we actually refer to them as our official "sweetheart", but that's just arguing semantics), but it's another thing entirely to link two posts from last year to try and illustrate your point that you disapprove of our "cheesecake", as if you should have been consulted during the selection process, when she isn't even the official sweetheart anymore. I'd understand if we only occasionally posted her, but there's a post every friday and, at least as of this writing, last friday's post is still on the main page. Either you just didn't know Brittany Snow is the new face of Roll Bama Roll, which I would find hard to believe since she was featured in a post you yourself linked to and has been all over the blog for months now so you'd have had to scroll past her to get to the McPhee posts, or you don't have any issues with her and still felt the need to bring up stuff from last year in order to get a dig in. Either you're ill informed or just a jerk. Take your pick.
3. Implying that we write creepy, sexist captions with each posting of Snow (or McPhee, since it's still 2007 in Michigan, apparently) without actually linking to an example. That's just flat ludicrous since he singled out both Dawg Sports, the least sexed up sports blog on the internet, and us, where we (well, I) try to avoid posting pictures any less tame than a red carpet pose because I actually agree with him that posting pictures of celebrities in their underwear/bathing suits is stepping into the kind of creepy territory that we're not willing to visit. Our obsession with college football is creepy enough, there's no need for tawdry and gratuitous skin to drag us down further. I'm not saying there aren't some "I'd hit it" like comments in our comments section, but, unless Brian Cook is actually the online nom de plume of Buzz Bissinger, he should know that comments on a blog are entirely different creatures than the actual posts by the authors.
4. Calling out other bloggers for posting regular cheesecake and saying they are creepy, then saying it would be okay if it was Scarlett Johansson and posting a risque picture of her lounging in her underwear on your site.
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| Is wese okay wit you now, Massah Bryyn? We ain't knows no better than to posts those McPhees cuz wese down heer in the souf! Thanky, thanky, for teechin us the arruhs of our ways!" |
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If this was on the radio
I swear it would be a bit you guys do every now and again, to rile things up. ;)
by alextuscaloosa on May 29, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think the tag sums it up...
WTF is this kid’s problem anyway? I don’t go trolling MGo to look for shit that pisses me off.
by Stuck in the Plains on May 29, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
seriously
who does this guy think he is?? it would have been ridiculous enough if he hadn’t specifically called people out. with this list he discredits about 100 blogs i’d much rather read before mgo. is this guy 55 years old?? b/c he really does come off very buzz bizzinger-ish.
by gerry dorsey on May 29, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll say this for Cook...
...there is a reason he’s a giant in the sports blogosphere. The guy is absolutely amazing at covering the Michigan Wolverines, and were I a Michigan fan mgoblog would be the first thing I checked every morning and the last thing I checked at night. His problem is that he likes to shoot his mouth off about other stuff that he really shouldn’t and, despite being a hell of a writer and an amazing stats cruncher, he’s just a dick.
by Todd on May 29, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't let it get to you. The guy is obviously lacking in social skills..
BTW-
180 DAYS (+,-) TILL UM RECEIVES ITS ANNUAL BUCKEYE BEATDOWN!
by yellowhammer on May 29, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I do agree
...about those god-awful countdown posts. Memphis Tider does it right: countdown is an addition to other content. The number of days until kick-off is not, itself, content. Adding some photo to the giant number doesn’t really save it.
by PeteHoliday on May 29, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FYI...
The tag on this post should bring up far more responses than it does.
Let him sit in his tower. Keep on doing your thing, RBR. Although, the spam comment above this probably couldn’t have come at a worse time…
http://www.RockMNation.com
Chance McDanielson for Heisman
by RPT on May 29, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like Scarlett Johansson...
I did find Brian’s post a little odd. I also find it amusing that the interracial dating spammer hit both of our posts about The Great Cheesecake War.
by cocknfire on May 29, 2008 10:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Brian Cook
I really wouldn’t get bent out of shape about what he posted. Almost all of Brian Cook’s writing has an undeniably tongue-in-cheek tone. He might poke at people, but I doubt he means anything by it. There’s really no need to get upset. If he doesn’t like what you do, big deal. You can’t please everybody. Try not to feel insulted.
I don’t know why I’m defending the guy, but judging from what I’ve seen he spreads his criticism equally and it all seems to be meant humorously. He probably thinks everyone should lighten up. Again, I don’t know him, but I do think people might take his stuff way more seriously than he intends for them to take it. He’s joking.
I mean, this is football, a game played by kids, by egomaniacal jocks and scholastically incompetent meatheads in most cases; it’s coached by older versions of the aforementioned meatheads. All I’m saying is, it is a little ridiculous that we get riled up about something that’s a little silly to begin with, you know? Cook’s not trying to start stuff, he’s just taking a friendly jab.
Secondly, the interracial dating spammer is the first one I’ve seen on RBR. I know the benefits of interracial relationships better than most Caucasians, having dated almost everything (and they looked good, too, homie) and married an Asian babe with an awesome booty, so I will say this: people are people. It’s all the same. If something seems better or turns you on more, it’s all in your head. Yeah…so in other words, do whatever you want. But if you just go after one particular race you’ll probably be disappointed when you actually date someone from that race. If you set these kind of expectations for an interracial relationship, no one can ever live up to it.
by Bamagrad on May 29, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That spammer is ringing up quite a total...
There’s reports of that spam all over SB Nation over the past few weeks.
http://www.RockMNation.com
Chance McDanielson for Heisman
by RPT on May 29, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's one thing to pick at your friends and colleagues...
...it’s another thing entirely to single out a blog (or two) over something you don’t like about them. There are plenty of blogs that do posts I don’t like, but you’ll never see an RBR post to the effect of “you know what annoys me? THIS GUY!” It’s just poor form and a total dick move whether it’s meant in jest or not. If you patently disagree with an assertion made by another blog, then that’s fair game. But that’s like walking down the block to tell someone in your neighborhood that you barely know that you hate their choice of shrubbery and they should have chosen better.
by Todd on May 30, 2008 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um...
I just found it amusing that the interracial dating spammer - who has been quite a problem on SBN - was “commenting” on posts that were about beatiful women that people would like to, um, date. Thus making what was usually spam almost relevant. I meant no statement on interracial dating itself. Didn’t mean to offend anyone.
by cocknfire on May 30, 2008 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Cook.
I wrote a bunch more but I erased it. He looks down on the south, which obviously gives him a hard on and shows how ignorant he is.
I also echo Bamagrad’s sentiments. My wife is black, and I have dated all races as well. It has nothing to do with race, but the person inside and how well you connect.
Roll Tide, Bitches!!!
by BamaReturns07 on May 29, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
EDIT
My opinions of Cook come from the bullshit he started last time, not this. This incident is just stupid.
Roll Tide, Bitches!!!
by BamaReturns07 on May 29, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He probably
does look down on the South a little, which is too bad. I’ve lived in several parts of the country and folks seem to have negative opinions of other areas. Truthfully, there are just as many ridiculous people in Michigan as there are in Alabama. Is any place that great? People are people. The accents and tastes are different, the haircuts and trends change, but mankind has always had and will forever continue to have the same shortcomings. That’s just the way it is. Some things will never change. Mankind is a flawed beast. Without God, we are nothing.
by Bamagrad on May 29, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Relax
Easiest way to respond to this is to simply ignore it. Brian is posting inflammatory stuff on his site because it draws attention to his site – get people upset and they click over to his site to take a look at the post and perhaps comment on it. That drives advertising revenue for him since the site earns money when people view the page.
by Whiteshoes on May 30, 2008 6:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I’d be shocked if there were still deals out there that distribute ad revenue based on visits. Most now work on a “pay per click” basis.
by PeteHoliday on May 30, 2008 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
While I echo the general sentiment Bamagrad...
Shouldn’t it REALLY conclude with, “Without Brian Cook, we are nothing?” Just checkin?
by Stuck in the Plains on May 30, 2008 6:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Katharine McPhee
I am still stunned by the idea that he wrote: ” who is McPhee.” I would be willing to give him a little more credence with the whole Snow thing, but what? McPhee is an incredibly beautiful women, and was definitely my favorite sweetheart. I always kind of dug it that RBR did not just put up pictures of the new it girl.
I think we can all come to agreement, Cook is a flaming douche bag! I would make some statement about how I will never read his blog again, but frankly I could care less about UM football.
by Kenny483 on May 30, 2008 7:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I had no idea...
I had no idea who she was until Todd started posting pics of her.
As far as I’m concerned, Jessica Alba, the original RBR sweetheart from the early days still gets my vote for all time favorite.
by Nico2.0 on May 30, 2008 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm....
Cook didn’t mention having a problem with the beefcake pics.
Just saying….
by Crimson Daddy on May 30, 2008 8:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was unaware
anyone was still reading Cook. The Wolverines aren’t actually relevant this season, which pretty much makes his opinion irrelevant as well. Of course, with hockey season over, he’s pretty much left with nothing but false piety anyway.
@Bamagrad – it’s one thing to be tongue-in-cheek. It’s another to be football blog’s version of Comic Book Guy.
It’s also funny that he calls out countdowns, when the one person he seeks favor from-Orson-has done TWO consecutive countdown posts. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you, Brian.
by TideFaninTN on May 30, 2008 8:45 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"football blog's version of Comic Book Guy"
You hit the nail on the head with that one.
by Todd on May 30, 2008 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can I have the floor?
I’d like to make a motion if I could. From here on out on these here internets, Brian Cook shall only be known as “Comic Book Guy”. That is all.
Seconds?
by Crimson Daddy on May 31, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
one of you cheeky rascals...
...needs to get busy with the photoshopping of a UM shirt onto the comic book guy for us to post whenever Cook gets mentioned.
by Todd on Jun 2, 2008 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i just read his post on mgoblog...
what a dick.
i mean i am an auburn graduate raised a vol and i really don’t like you guys (but this blog is really well done and i check it every day), but, srsly, screw cook and screw michigan
that guy is a smarmy prick
by guilded on May 30, 2008 9:50 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What EDSBS and Brian Cook
do on their blogs is humorous, but I prefer Outside the Lines coverage and not just because it’s about Bama. While both Orson and Cook are talented, they lack the discipline of real journalists. I’m sure they prefer it this way, but I’m old school in this regard. I likes me some discipline and I don’t find the “I’m so much smarter than you…look at how obscure my word choics are” work of most bloggers to be anything more than pretentious, juvenile writing. They are capable of doing it the right way, they just don’t want to. So whatever. if they want to make fun of coaches and players who would physically hurt them badly if their paths ever crossed, that’s their mistake. I’m sure it’s easy to make fun of people who have no way of returning the favor (because it’s always easier to criticize than to actually do) but it’s not right. I’ve been there in the locker room. I know guys get bothered by what the newspapers say and I know they don’t like what bloggers say (especially if it makes fun of them the way EDSBS and Brian Cook do). I’d also be willing to bet Orson and Brian would reconsider a lot of what they post if they actually had to face the coaches and players they rip on a daily/weekly basis. They don’t strike me as big, physical, athletic, and tough guys, so I can’t believe they would say some of what they say. Maybe they think they’re so smart that they can get away with it. Either way, it’s not cool and it would never be permitted in a real newspaper.
For my preference, I like RollBamaRoll. OTL does a great job because he has a sense of integrity and I’ve never seen any of the childish, “Tommy Tuberville is a hermaphrodite” posts, which you see frequently at some of the other blogs. If I want to read Hunter S. Thompson, I’ll read Hunter S. Thompson, not an imitator, and certainly not an imitator who comes across as smarmy and meanspirited more often than he should.
I honestly don’t want to see anyone get bothered by any more of this. People are too hateful in this age. I know Cook was being a jerk by singling Todd out, but try to brush it off. If anyone has a problem in this situation, it’s Cook. Don’t keep the fire going if you can just turn the other cheek or walk away from the conflict. A wise man once told me an asswhipping can be the best thing that ever happens to a person. Why? Because it brings a cocky person back down to earth, because it knocks the smartass out of a smartass. I’m not suggesting someone beat up Brian Cook, but I do think he should learn some humility. It’s clear he has gone through life without being humbled.
by Bamagrad on May 30, 2008 11:32 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You put yourself in the public eye...
You’re going to get criticized and satirized. I say this as a blogger and a journalist who’s also been criticized and satirized. If you choose to play or coach football - especially if you make millions of dollars coaching it or play it with the hopes of making millions in the NFL - you know what comes with it. Sorry, no sympathy.
by cocknfire on May 30, 2008 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course,
but there’s a classy way and not so classy way of criticism. There are bloggers and journalists who have tact. I believe more respect should be given and that goes both ways.
by Bamagrad on May 30, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This thread is full of LOLZ
“Football’s version of Comic Book Guy”
“Tommy Tuberville is a hermaphrodite”
That made my day…
Cookz es n AZZHOL…RBR Rulez teh Intrnetz Wo0T!!!!!
Roll Tide, Bitches!!!
by BamaReturns07 on May 30, 2008 1:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I honestly only
wrote that to illustrate a point about the difference between professional sports coverage and the typical fare of numerous internet bloggers. I respect Coach Tuberville as a competitor.
by Bamagrad on May 30, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know what you meant
And I took it in the proper context. I was just having a little laugh at some of the clips in this thread. You made some very good points; I also respect Tubby as a competitor but everytime I kinda start to like him as a person, he does something a little prickish to rub people the wrong way.
But he has beat us 6 straight, so I want trash talk him until Nov.
Roll Tide, Bitches!!!
by BamaReturns07 on May 30, 2008 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let the baby have his bottle
Is there any doubt this is a pre-emptive strike for the inevitable “Brian Cook was wrong to single us out for oversigning and here’s why” article? I mean, we all knew it then, but obviously couldn’t “prove” anything. As the weeks have passed, it’s become clearer and clearer that, as usual, Saban knew exactly what he was doing. Which, zero sum speaking, means Cook is probably realizing as well, yet he comes out on the bad side of that equation.
Hey, I just had what I think might be a genius epiphany. Not only do I think y’all should savor this knowledge, I think there should be a “Brian Cook was wrong and let us count the ways” article countdown. Easy way to drum up offseason interest AND you get to push an admitted button. Win-win.
"YouTube has destroyed our ability to know when we're entertained. It has turned us into a nation of deranged Roman emperors. We're a continent of Caligulas, sitting around in our bathrobes saying, 'Hmm ... I'm bored. I'd like to see something poop or sneeze.'"
--Patton Oswalt
by pantsfucious on May 31, 2008 3:45 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
cook=tool
this guy is a complete moron who predicates his arguments on outright fabrications. it’s childish behavior and we only reward it by visiting his blog. for example i have a 4 month old puppy, when she pisses on the floor, I tell her “NO” in a stern tone and take her outside, but do not reward her with attention. we need to treat this d-bag the same way.
and like an earlier commenter said, michigan is pretty much irrelevant at this point. they just upgraded their head coach but the boosters dont like him, so he’ll be hamstrung and gone after 3 seasons, then they’ll be back to square one. in the meantime, if JoePa’s successor takes the reins smoothly, then michigan will likely wind up hoping to compete for third and fourth place in their feeble “conference”. (tOSU and Wisky are set up to run smoother than teddy pendergrass for the next several seasons. UM will be slugging it out w/ illinois, penn st, and iowa for holiday bowls at best)
by tempebamafan on May 31, 2008 12:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If Cook invokes 2007, can we. . .
. . .talk about Appalachian State? How about Rose Bowl vs. USC and their vaunted offensive and defensive lines?
I don’t know about you Brian Cook. You wanna arse-whoopin’, you can sure as hell come over here and get one. (i’m gettin’ my belt out already, you silly duncebucket. why i oughtta. . . . .;-)
Cheesecake? I’m sorry, that’s just a tad too close to “beefcake”. I try to make it a point to not tap out switch hitters. It just ain’t fair.
by BixBeiderbecke on Jun 1, 2008 7:49 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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