Your Most hated

Having grown up just a couple miles from the Tenn state line in NW Alabama, and having a brother that is a Vol fan,ugh that hurts, I understand everyones feelings on Tenn. But, let’s get real, AWBURN sucks. I now live in bham and I never remember it ever being this bad from other fans, especially when the barners are nothing but lucky!
I will admit that Peyton “the ugliest goofiest most unorthodox, but yet winning qb ever” gets on my nerves and to this day I can’t stand anything about him. But, between him and fat Phil, they don’t hold a candle to all the absolute STUPIDITY I have to hear from barners.
So here’s my breakdown on the “I hope your team loses badly, and I can laugh at you” poll.
100% BEING THE TOTAL

AWBURN – 75% You roll your own yard, how stupid can you be.
TENNECHEAT – 15% Your coach is Fat and your Mamas have always dressed you funny.
LSpeau – 10% You deserve the classless coach you got, good luck with that!

and it comes down to tradition. Auburn is only concerned with beating Bama while UT is concerned with winning SEC and national championships. Auburn represents a city, while Bama and UT represent states. UT is on our heels of total SEC championships and winning percentage and AU is not even close. Unless you live in Montgomery or Auburn I cannot imagine hating another team more than UT.

Auburn
Tennessee
LSU
Arkansas
Mississippi State
Ole Miss
Florida
Georgia
Vanderbilt
South Carolina
Kentucky

I root for one team and one team only.

1. I LOVE to beat Auburn. I had to think about this a lot. I almost wanted to do a 1a and 1b kind of thing, but that always seems like a cop out to me. I wanted to list UT here because Coach Bryant indicated that he thought UT was our biggest rival. I wanted to list AU second just because I know some AU fans who get upset when we say they are not our biggest rival. But it came down to this: during that terrible run from 1995-2000 that UT had, I used to say, “I almost want to beat them as badly as I want to beat Auburn.” Now, at the end of TT’s AU streak, there’s no question—I want to beat Auburn.

2. I LOVE to beat UT a.k.a. The Pukes of Flabbard—Fat Fill(s) Full-mer as Boss Hog, Peyton (0-4 vs. UF) Manning as Roscoe P(eyton) Coltrane, David Cutcliffe as Bo (I like) Duke, John Chavis as Luke Duke, UT’s puke orange (from a flower?) as Daisy Puke, and General Neyland as the General Lee.

3. I LOVE to beat LSU because, since Saint Nick rebuilt them, they have set the standard for the SEC West. And because DeMeco is better than Jamarcus.

4. I like to beat MSU because we have beaten them more often than any other team in our history. But I don’t love to beat them. I will pull for them against Ole Miss for the rest of my life because of their collective history. And I love Sylvester Croom. He’s a decent recruiter. He’s a good coach. He’s a great man. He’s a former Bama All-American. He’s one of Bear’s boys. That said, I’m wouldn’t trade Coach Saban for anyone…living.

...but I’m already married.

Seriously, though, you had me at ‘asshat’.