…am a big fan of Throwdown, but I just couldn’t figure out how to make it work in this context.

…is incredibly overrated in my book.

Guy is a total ass clown. All the way from the spiked hair to the sunglasses holder to the shirts with flames on them… he’s just unbelievably annoying.

And his shows always suck because they send him out to the middle of nowhere. I swear, that guy has to visit every greasy spoon and / or choke and puke in the country; it’s almost like it’s a contractual obligation. And he has to choke all of that crap down, too. I swear, he’s going to have a massive heart attack by the time he hits 40 just from wolfing down all of that junk. He’ll probably win a lawsuit against them one day…

Agreed completely. And I rarely like the food she cooks.

I think you ment beat your meat and need your dough!

But she is so somoking hot, just imagine sitting in the recliner, look in the kitchen, and see that cute lil thing making you a sandwhich and getting you a beer on Saturdays, wearing an alabama apron!

for all you who thought that may have been an insensitive thing to tell my wife, she started it by telling me the same about Brad Pitt. And I’m MUCH better looking than Brad Pitt. Or maybe it’s just those crimson glasses that are permanantly glued to my head…

. . . . sh_t about Rachel Ray. And OMIGOD! I find it actually incredulous that I of her celebrity. But you nailed it Spock! I don’t get the Rachel Ray fetish. That voice. Her big _______! I’d need a high strength prescription for “closing-time glasses” to like her.