Dear Vic Koenning,

Coach Koenning,

Eff you....eff you, and your entire staff. Thanks for the bulletin board material, and I hope you enjoyed burning all your recruiting bridges in south Alabama. Also, good luck with the woman beater you allowed (excuse me, I should have said: "fought to allow") to play tonight...not that it stood in the way of you getting sodomized on national television. Eff you, and I wish we would have hung 50 on you, jackass.

Dear Clemson Fan,

Thank you for the class you displayed in Atlanta, and at all other times leading up to this game....I honestly believe that the SEC is a poorer conference without you, and my one wish is that circumstances allow you to join us one day. I sincerely hope that you're soon able to obtain a coaching staff that's worthy of such a classy, passionate fanbase. Good luck to your team the rest of the year, and I wish you moments of joy on future Saturdays: you definitely deserve them.