FanPost

How NOT TO conduct business

Ok, this guy comes in and demands to speak with me, and is being a complete jackass to the other girl who works in my office (the non attractive one) Ok, two guesses as to what kinda guy he is.

Its a barner, sitting across from me with a jacked up grill, and smells like ass.

His Dress, Auburn T-shirt, cut off jean shorts, work boots, and a mobile home moving company trucker hat. Yes, he moves mobile homes for a living

Wife, looks like a heffer (actually, i think she is a heffer incognito)

He is looking up behind my desk and he sees a panorama of BDS from last year at the UGA game. A Buddy took the picture and blew it up for me. Oh, did i mention that my jack and coke is in the game cups you get a the stadium. I have a Big Al statue on the floor beside my desk (kinda like a watch guard or something), a few other Bama paintings. 

Oh shit, what a surprise, after 10 minutes of being in my office, he says "your a damn bammer!" my response "Wow, and who said barners arent a bunch of dumbasses. It only took you how long to figure that out?"

Needless to say, he left my office with a refund check, and lost his business. Oh well, it was priceless, My unattractive secretary is laughing her ass off still.

 

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