Caption Contest time, folks, 'cause the look on Bowden's face is priceless. My suggestion: "Don't worry, Tommy, we're taking them to a nice farm where they'll have plenty of room to run and play with other overrated teams."
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Show him my O-face
’Oh Nick, run the ball all over my D on national TV, oh- – - oh god yes, dominate my line… oh oh sack my qb"
Cause bama's pluck and gritt has writ her name in crimson flame.
by pluckandgritt on Sep 2, 2008 11:40 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
“Oh so that’s how real football is played…. Oh ok… I get it now…. I wonder if Clemson needs a basketball coach?”
by morri029 on Sep 2, 2008 11:48 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha
“What just happened? I was sitting at home, eating spaghetti with my family, and I woke up in the fourth quarter with migraine and a sore ass!”
Roll Tide, Bitches!!!
by BamaReturns07 on Sep 2, 2008 11:55 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank You
I’ll take those tickets to Miami off your hands now. What hotel did you have booked? Never mind I think we’ll just drop in on my old buddy Le Batard.
by leebenp on Sep 2, 2008 11:59 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
[Saban talking] “A rematch? How about I take half of your money and kick you in the balls a few times, and we’ll call it even?”
(With apologies to Wallace Shawn)
by NJBammer on Sep 2, 2008 12:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I just beat you worse than your dad does
OR
That’s going to leave a mark! Soak it in the ACC and you should be fine.
OR
Thunder and Lightning? Looked more like a fart in the kiddie pool!
Sure I'd like to beat Notre Dame, don't get me wrong. But nothing matters more than beating that cow college on the other side of the state.
by C_Dog on Sep 2, 2008 12:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I just beat you worse than your dad does
probably my favorite
Cause bama's pluck and gritt has writ her name in crimson flame.
by pluckandgritt on Sep 2, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cheer up, next week you’ve got The Citadel.
by 5026 on Sep 2, 2008 12:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Saban: Oh god this is awkward… uhh… maybe next year?
Bowden: silence
or
Saban: Says nothing, just hugs tighter and tighter
Bowden: whimpers
Shaq as an undercover cop:
Shaq: yo man, can I score some dope?
Dealer: Motherfucker, you shaq.
by kguner on Sep 2, 2008 12:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Says nothing, just hugs tighter and tighter"
That’s a winner right there.
by Todd on Sep 2, 2008 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Nick...
do you know why they haven’t fired me? I mean, when I ask, the chancellor just laughs hysterically. Why won’t they fire me?!? Why???
Pants! That is all.
by Randompants on Sep 2, 2008 12:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ouch..
I’m not very good at coaching.. I’m gonna give you a ring tomorrow, maybe you have some advice for me..
And it’s funny cuz it’s true! http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/latest/lat_406758.shtml
"Remember the Rose Bowl, we'll win then.."
by AstroAla on Sep 2, 2008 1:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, in light of that, I'd have to say...
Saban: Hey Tommy! Why don’t you go take you a good bath, get that sweet ass wife of yours to tell you that you’re still the man, 2nd best on this field as far as I’m concerned, and that’s something; get you a nice hot cup of coffee, and gimme a shout Sunday and I’ll tell you how I methodically kicked your ass. Don’t worry about this, Tommy, I plan on doing this a lot more to coaches much better than you…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Sep 2, 2008 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saban wispers softly in Bowdens ear
See what happens when one of your coaches talks shit about one of my boys. Thats right you get castrated on national TV. Next time ill just kill ya!
Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.
by bammer on Sep 2, 2008 1:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Saban walks up
Grabs Bowden by the balls and says, " Ill take these, oh SHIT, where are they!"
Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.
by bammer on Sep 2, 2008 1:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah, the upset was more personal than that...
Bowden: “Nick, will you sign my Nick Saban PJ’s?”
Saban: “I don’t think so son.”
Bowden: :shock and awe.:
by BigBamaDaddy on Sep 2, 2008 1:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or CNS says,
“By the way, I also took that picture of Lauren, aight?”
by NiceLittleSaturday on Sep 2, 2008 2:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
On Cafeteria food
Bowden: ‘What do ya’ll feed that #62?’
Saban: ‘Pork chops baby, pork chops…’
by figtide on Sep 2, 2008 3:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Saban whispers:
Now where’s that wife of yours…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Sep 2, 2008 3:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Or...
Saban (softly, as in Bob Ross): Go ahead… say it… it’s ok, just say it… Who’s your daddy, Tommy? Who is it? Come on, Tommy, this is where the healing begins. Who’s your daddy?
Bowden (on the verge of tears, voice breaking): I don’t think I can…
Saban: Yes you can… you can do it…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Sep 2, 2008 3:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Coach
Bowden: Uh coach those are my balls….
Saban: Yeah, I know, I’m taking those too.
by ATLbamadave on Sep 2, 2008 4:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is not my beautiful house... this is not my beautiful wife...
by kleph on Sep 2, 2008 5:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good night lil' Tommy...
Bowden: What time will you be by to tuck me in, Daddy (pronounced "Didde")?
Saban: I’m sure your ass is so sore, lil’ Tommy, you won’t be doing much sleeping, tonight!
Tommy: What do you think I should do?
Saban: It’ll be aight, just make sure you throw on those Nick Saban pajamas and hope for the best…
by Whistlin' Dixie on Sep 2, 2008 5:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
...
CNS: What was the score? I’m sorry, I didn’t see it…do you know what the score was?
DUSTED. OFF.
RBR's KING of HIP-HOP...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 2, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Im Sorry, I thought we were playing Tennessee for a minute….
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
by comer4tide on Sep 2, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Saban:
Thanks for taking part in the ‘process’. Now get the hell outta here.
by yellowhammer on Sep 3, 2008 8:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bowden
I wonder if Daddy will make Jimbo hire me?
by beaver_dd on Sep 3, 2008 10:19 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Saban:
Thunder and Lightning couldn’t penetrate my defensive line if they were both driving Cadillac Escalades, Tommy.
by bamatillidie on Sep 3, 2008 11:31 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Saban's Process of NCAA Domination Continues.....
Saban: “When I snap my fingers, you will turn and jog to your locker room. When you get to your office tomorrow you will call me for further instructions.”
Bowden: “Yes, master.”
by yellowhammer on Sep 3, 2008 11:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good one...
Bowden does have that hypnotized, mesmerized, deer in the headlights look.
Bowden: WTF just happened?
Saban: You just got screwed and only the boys from Tuscaloosa had a good time.
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
by bamavicki on Sep 3, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He probably said something like...
Hey, you remember when you sold your soul to me for this job…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Sep 3, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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