Get your church on . . .
by Lawboy on Sep 24, 2008 4:11 PM CDT
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Printat the Church of Saban. Today's sermon is by me -- http://www.churchofsaban.com/the-blackout.
A letter from the solicitor Timothy:
In the days before the great clash, which was to occur at sundown, the troops of the fair haired general appeared before him and spoke: “General, may we dress in dusky robes so as to confuse the army of the Great Saban.” And the general made a covenant with his troops to cast aside their vestements and don robes of black during battle. And much hope was placed in these clothes, for they had curried favor with the gods in earlier battles.
As the news spread across the lands, there was much commotion. And some in the lands of the Great Saban were vexed. And on the day after the covenant, the Great Saban appeared. And it was seen that the Great Saban, too, was clothed in black. And his army, and their followers, were at ease.
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Good one...
…Lawboy. Man, that site looks Satanic. Or should I say Sabanic?
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
yeah...
I like the analogy but it’s kinda freaky. I feel like I’m going to be excommunicated just for reading it. haha.
Brothers In Saban....
We thank the Solicitor Timothy for his contribution. He is obviously strong in the ways of the Dark Lord.
by TheReverendDoctor on Sep 24, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions
Not to be a party pooper
But as a christian man…..the Dark Lord references bother me…..im all about Saban but refering to him as Lord is a little over the top.
Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.
Serious, out of character answer...
Guys,
This is, obviously, a satire website. It’s meant to be entertaining, and although it is written in what I would call “King James languages”, it is not meant to poke fun or demean any religion.
“Dark Lord” is a term that has been often used in literature and movies to represent “bad guys” that wield extreme power. The use of that term on the site is nothing more than such a literary tool.
by TheReverendDoctor on Sep 25, 2008 10:13 AM CDT reply actions
Hey man
Im not like offended or anything. Do what you do! Its just not my cup of tea!!
Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.
Re:
That’s fine. We just wanted to make it clear to everyone that it is NOT our intention to demean or degrade anyone’s faith and that we apologize if anyone (not saying you, but anyone out there) took it that way.
by TheReverendDoctor on Sep 25, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
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