You know, my birthday is coming up next week...

by Todd on Sep 5, 2008 5:50 PM CDT in Humor

...so if any of you devilish scamps were looking to throw me a surprise party or anything, I'd just like to throw it out there that you can rent USC Song Girls for public appearances, which I assume includes surprise birthday parties. I'm just saying.

Best. Surprise Party. EVER.

(h/t Dr. Saturday)

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I'm guessing

their contract specifically excludes Alabama, though.

Go Big Red Nebraska!
Our Cobs Are Bigger Than Yours!
Corn Nation!

by Jon Johnston on Sep 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions

Dang! I already reserved

the Auburn dance squad. I got them cheap for you, though. A case of Natty Light, $20 in taco bell bucks, and a carton of marlboros. You owe me.

Roll Tide, Bitches!!!

by BamaReturns07 on Sep 5, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions

Did you...

offer some cows while you were at it?

by CaliforniaTide on Sep 5, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions

I tried but

one of the girls was holding up a sign that said “Eat More Chiken”

Roll Tide, Bitches!!!

by BamaReturns07 on Sep 6, 2008 6:58 AM CDT up reply actions

I had your back.....

I had to throw in some Chik-fil-a gift cards for the dancers and a Ryans dinner to get the cheerleaders there, they said thats the most romantic thing anyone has ever done

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!

by comer4tide on Sep 6, 2008 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions

All together now...

TROJAN MAAAAAAAN !!

by yellowhammer on Sep 6, 2008 8:56 AM CDT reply actions

Hiring these co-eds?

Wouldn’t that be yet another violation for USC? After all, “professional talent” is exactly that. Professional. (damn, we Trojans just can’t ever escape all these traps)

"Surround yourself with people who can't live without football" - 1st tenet of 3 for Bear Bryant's 3 Rules of Coaching . . . . .

by BixBeiderbecke on Sep 6, 2008 10:09 AM CDT reply actions