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I am new to roll bama roll so yall might already have this but i havent seen it!!!

Give me your best auburn/UT jokes pics videos etc!!!

my uncle is a UT fan and i have a cousin that is an AU fan! and they keep emailing me stuff so i want to send back!!!

it can be anything as long as it is funny!!! that is the only requirement!!!

thanx i appreciate it!!!

RDT!!!

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ah tel yew whut

sat’ra days on the river man. ain’t no better place to catch a home loss to wyoming….

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on Jan 20, 2009 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Another one similar to the last pic...

"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!

by bamavicki on Jan 20, 2009 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

really...

how can you tell?

When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.

by bammer on Jan 20, 2009 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Shopped...yeah...

by a Vol envisioning his dream boat!

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Jan 20, 2009 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

That picture of the students spelling "ABUURN"

has been around for awhile and is starting to get a little old.

And by “old” I mean more and more awesome. I swear, I laugh every time I see it.

by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 20, 2009 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

TWOFER...

"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!

by bamavicki on Jan 20, 2009 9:34 AM CST reply actions  

This is a true story, but seems like a joke...

My uncle is an avid golfer, and a huge Tide fan. One of his best friends, and golfing buddies, is an Barner. Well, my uncle, in the process of playing with a few other folks, came across some collegiate putter grips. He asked these guys where they had gotten their’s, and he found out you had to order them over the phone. He was given the number and decided to get a Bama grip for himself, as well as an Auburn grip for his buddy.

A couple of days later, he calls this number and tells the lady who answered that he would like to order two of their putter grips, one with the University of Alabama logo, and one with the Auburn University logo. The woman immediately asked him to repeat the second school.

“Auburn University, A-U-B-U-R-N”, he replied. He could tell she was a little perplexed due to the long, awkward pause she gave in response to his reply. After about 30 seconds of silence, she replied, “I’m sorry sir, we only do major schools, and there’s no one here whose even heard of Auburn University.”

And that is an honest to goodness true story.

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Jan 20, 2009 9:35 AM CST reply actions  

Great story...

"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!

by bamavicki on Jan 20, 2009 9:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Caption this...

"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!

by bamavicki on Jan 20, 2009 9:36 AM CST reply actions  

I'm gonna take the high road...

and not touch this one.

But I can see #2 from Cal saying, “It’s okay. Go and sin no more.”

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Jan 20, 2009 9:39 AM CST up reply actions  

warm up to this

cause big als’ is bigger

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."

by comer4tide on Jan 20, 2009 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Or, you could always show them...

The not so straight side of the Auburn student body.

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Jan 20, 2009 9:44 AM CST reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGuCFE2AO-4&feature=related

made watching that link worth it

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on Jan 20, 2009 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh...

That guy is definitely in a dorm in Burke East. I’ll never forget those ugly-ass cabinets.

by Bama philosophe on Jan 20, 2009 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Burke East is a dorm at Alabama, BTW.

by Bama philosophe on Jan 20, 2009 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Or...

The fat, lizard eating side of the fanbase…

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Jan 20, 2009 9:47 AM CST reply actions  

Jesus...

that is insane! I love it when the guy yells, “eat it like a tiger!”. Always bust out laughing when I think of that.

by Zoltar on Jan 23, 2009 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

UT cheerleaders...

Also remember, you can’t spell SLUT without UT.

"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!

by bamavicki on Jan 20, 2009 9:58 AM CST reply actions  

I'm really having fun now...

"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!

by bamavicki on Jan 20, 2009 10:01 AM CST reply actions  

Moving on to the Barn...

HT LittleSis

"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!

by bamavicki on Jan 20, 2009 10:27 AM CST reply actions  

Do you know . . .

What the “n” in Auburn stands for?

by MeanBobMean on Jan 20, 2009 4:04 PM CST reply actions  

Necks?

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Jan 20, 2009 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

As in, Alabama Usually Beats Us Red Necks?

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Jan 20, 2009 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Noledge.

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Jan 21, 2009 12:22 AM CST up reply actions  

So...

A Bama guy, Barner, UCheat fan, and a Georgia Dawg go hiking a mountain. They get to the top. The Georgia fan says, “To Show my support for the team, "Go Dawgs” and he jumps off the edge. The Tennessee guy, not to be outdone, says “F it, Go Vols!!!!” Then he jumps off the edge of the mountain.
(insert your favorite Bama player here) says “I too will show my support for the team” He then yells “Roll Tide” and pushes the Auburn guy off the mountain…

Crickets… Hope not…

by rolltidefromaz on Jan 20, 2009 11:24 PM CST reply actions  

How do you get to Auburn from Tuscaloosa?

Go South till you smell it and East till you step in it.

2008 Iron Bowl Bumper Sticker: Shut DOWN, Shut OUT, now SHUT UP!
Alabama 36 - Auburn 0

by LittleSis on Jan 23, 2009 8:53 AM CST reply actions  

Ouch

Now tell me this:

What is the difference between a squad car and an Auburn Coed?

Takes two squad cars to block an alleyway.

Cheers

by MeanBobMean on Jan 23, 2009 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Who is Auburn's head coach?

Gene Chizik! Hahahahahaha! Get it? It’s Gene Chizik! Heehee!

by NiceLittleSaturday on Jan 23, 2009 9:04 AM CST reply actions  

Maybe...

…but it makes me smile every time.

by NiceLittleSaturday on Jan 23, 2009 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I get it! That's hilarious!

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Jan 23, 2009 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

What's the difference . . .

Between Gene Chizik and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.

by MeanBobMean on Jan 23, 2009 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

What's the difference...

…between looking at Auburn coeds and sticking your finger down your throat?

Nothing.

by NiceLittleSaturday on Jan 23, 2009 3:11 PM CST reply actions  

Whats the hardest decision an Auburn student makes during football season?

Wipe their ass or thow that paper in a tree

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."

by comer4tide on Jan 23, 2009 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Love that one, comer...

They had a lot of leftover paper this year to wipe that ass.

"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!

by bamavicki on Jan 25, 2009 7:34 AM CST up reply actions  

So

this is a true story!!!

my dad was on his way home from the bama UT game in 05 and he stopped at a gas station and went in! well he was checking out and the guy working the register was an AU graduate of about 40! and he started messing with my dad about auburn beating us and just stupid stuff!!! well while he was rambling on he said " I myself am an AU graduate and i was top of my class" after he said that my dad took his groceries looked aat him and said “yeah and you are working the register!!!”

The same things win that always won, and we just have a bunch of new excuses as to why we didnt achieve it!!! RDT

by bamacamp84 on Jan 29, 2009 8:11 AM CST reply actions  

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