Your Countdown to Signing Day.....
by comer4tide on Jan 29, 2009 5:25 PM CST
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PrintSo signing day is just around the corner and its a pretty hairy time, so I thought we could start a thread for your Top 10 (fill in the blank).......anything top 10 will do, and you can have more than one top 10, just something to pass the time and have a little fun with.....
My Top 10 favorite things to do for fun
1.) T-Town
2.) Remind Todd how NASTY snow is
3.) Drink
4.) Golf, plus drinking while playing makes it better
5.) Make fun of BR07 for his furry rat dog
6.) Braves Games
7.) Play the Field
8.) Go Fishing
9.) Dave Matthews Concerts
10.) Women
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Sorry I missed your call today, long week working on budgets.
I’ll hit you up tomorrow.
My top ten things about being married:
10.) Seeing my wife naked everyday
9.) Having someone cook me dinner like three times a week
8.) Someone to go to the store and buy me shit when I am too lazy
7.) Someone to keep my house clean
6.) – 1.) – I got nuthin.
What Would Don Draper Do?
Women No. 10?
And, you’re giving BR07 crap about his dog. Geez, Comer!
Anyway, here is my top 10 reasons why winter SUCKS!!
10. It’s colder than a well-diggers ass out here!
9. Can’t anchor out overnight on my SeaRay Sundancer 350
8. Fish ain’t bitin’
7. Lose a good 10-15 yards off my driver
6. No women are wearing shorts, short skirts, bikinis, etc.
5. It doesn’t freakin’ snow in Atlanta, so what’s the use?
4. There’s no good skiing anywhere around here.
3. No fun at the beach.
2. Basketball is the only sport on TV.
1. No Bama football until A-Day!
Dr. BamaFrazier is IN!
Top 10 Beers in the world (According to beeradvocate.com)
1 Trappist Westvleteren 12
Quadrupel (Quad) / 10.20% ABV
Brouwerij Westvleteren (Sint-Sixtusabdij van Westvleteren) A+ / 4.63 636
2 The Abyss
Russian Imperial Stout / 11.00% ABV
Deschutes Brewery A+ / 4.55 472
3 Dark Lord Imperial Stout
Russian Imperial Stout / 13.00% ABV
Three Floyds Brewing Co. / Brewery & Pub A+ / 4.54 444
4 Pliny The Younger
American Double / Imperial IPA / 11.00% ABV
Russian River Brewing Company A+ / 4.54 156
5 Kate The Great – Russian Imperial Stout
Russian Imperial Stout / 9.50% ABV
Portsmouth Brewery A+ / 4.53 147
6 Pliny The Elder
American Double / Imperial IPA / 8.00% ABV
Russian River Brewing Company A+ / 4.5 688
7 Founders Kentucky Breakfast Stout
American Double / Imperial Stout / 10.00% ABV
Founders Brewing Company A+ / 4.5 547
8 Trappist Westvleteren 8
Dubbel / 8.00% ABV
Brouwerij Westvleteren (Sint-Sixtusabdij van Westvleteren) A+ / 4.49 399
9 AleSmith Speedway Stout
American Double / Imperial Stout / 12.00% ABV
AleSmith Brewing Company A / 4.46 551
10 Masala Mama India Pale Ale
American IPA / 5.90% ABV
Minneapolis Town Hall Brewery
Thirty-Six to Nothing
Amen to that.
I have also recently fallen in love with the High Life Light. Low cal, low cost, and is delicious if you leave it in the freezer just long enough to make a “Blushy” (beer slushy).
by Bubba Chang on Jan 30, 2009 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
Glad someone else sees the light
the light champagne of beers, thats what!
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Jan 30, 2009 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
ICE HOUSE!
Cheap, highest legal alcohol percentage in AL for a beer, cheap, tasty, comes in a can, you can buy it from a store, and cheap.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
What?!
I can’t believe Guinness wasn’t even mentioned. Greatest beer ever!
Check this ad out. Hilarious!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6jr2q_the-best-beer-commercial-ever-guinn_fun
Top 10 Favorite Bama Teams
10. 1978 Krauss, Lyons, McNeal…. meet Mike Guman
9. 1966 Robbed of the MNC, this team was quipped as “My best team” by Coach Bryant
8. 1973 Thanks to the Wizard of Ox, the team brought home MNC # 9
7. 1994 Team sent Jay and Co. out, with the only loss by 1 in the SEC Champ. Game
6. 1964 Joe Willie lead us to to another MNC
5. 1925 Team won the 1st of 12 and counting, and gave pride to Southern Football, and the South in general in a terrible time in southern history.
4. 2008 Maybe I’m a little partial, but hey it was my senior year and beginning of the Proccess TM
3. 1979 The team that forced the most turnovers in modern history, and gave Coach Bryant his final MNC.
2. 1961 The team that started the Legend. They were told as incoming Freshman to a 1 win team that they could be MNC, and they did, lead by Pat Trammell.
1. Drumroll Please…..
1992. Hey I was a kid, and this was the coolest thing ever, and even cooler looking back, Teague, Langham, Rodgers, Curry, Copeland, Hall, Shade, Lassic…. and the look on Toretta’s face…
Agree? Disagree?
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
Good list
I’d give honorable mention to the 1994 team. Barker and S. Williams’ senior season, went undefeated in the regular season, lost to UF by one point. Went on to beat one of the most talented tOSU teams in their history in the Citrus Bowl. Stallings retired a year later.
Thirty-Six to Nothing
Just out of curiosity
Who would you replace them with?
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
I think he was just saying honorable mention
I don’t think he replaced them with anyone.
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Jan 30, 2009 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
Probably
nobody. I was just saying that team would get honorable mention since they came very close to playing for another NC and beat a very talented Buckeye team in their bowl game.
That year just really sticks out in my mind. That was the last year the Iron Bowl was a BIG game on the national level. Both were undefeated and ranked top 5. Auburn had knocked off #1 (or #2 can’t remember) Gators earlier in the season. That was the Pat Nix/Stephen Davis/Frank Sanders AU team that was very good.
The tOSU team they played in the Citrus Bowl was one of their most talented teams. Eddie George, Joey Gallaway, Shawn Springs, Orlando Pace etc…
Just seemed like ‘Bama found ways to beat teams that year that on paper, maybe they shouldn’t have.
Thirty-Six to Nothing
Yeah
That team was so awesome, I ranked them only as 7 because of the fact that their loss was not to the eventual MNC, but if I could go back and relive that year, I’d do it in a heartbeat. That team had so much heart…. And that was also the season the Barker out-gunned Eric Zier at one of the first BDS night games on National TV and shared his faith.
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
Top 10 things I like about gameday
10) yelling my azz off when the defense is on the field
9) a whiff of burbon after a Bama touchdown
8) Dreamland
7) The Houndstooth
6) The Quad
5) Celebrating a win with perfect strangers
4) CPB on the jumbotron
3) fully dressed stadium dogs
2) tailgating (ie: drinking excessively)
1) sun dresses
Top 10 things to do in T-Town on Gameday
1.) Dreamland
2.) ABC Package store
3.) University BLVD
4.) Tailgating in the publix parking lot
5.) Putting the entire bottle of dickel down before kickoff
6.) Filling your coke up with Dickel during the 2nd quarter becuase ur buzz is slipping
7.) Watching bama kick the shit out of the barn
8.) Walk the Quad
9.) The Houndstooth after
10.) Judge the beauty pagent on the quad
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
Top 100 sexiest women of 08
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
Top 10 Awkward Situations (of my lifetime):
10. Asking for a meal “to go” at the drive thru.
9. Watching strangers cry in the movie theater during The Notebook
8. Medical Physical (turn your head and cough)
7. Convincing a boss that I was just kidding when I said that his property had burned down in a storage facility (really bad joke)
6. Explaining to a friend why his sister stayed the night at my place
5. Hugging a total stranger from behind who I assumed was my girlfriend
4. Telling a girlfriend I was lying when I said she was the one.
3. Explaining to a friends’ mom why I was naked and muddy in her dining room
2. Hearing parents
1. Asking a kid, who’s mom had recently died, what he was going to get his mother for Mother’s Day.
one of most awkward situations
was when this kid saw me at a football game and said “where do i know you from?” and i asked him, “well whos your mom?” i had relations with his mom a few times
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
uh...
“1. Asking a kid, who’s mom had recently died, what he was going to get his mother for Mother’s Day.”
the kid had just called him a ding-dong head...
the only course of action at that point is to subtley point out that his mother is dead, right?
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Top 10 Bama family I would love (or loved because they are no longer with us) to meet
10. Jay Barker
9. John Forney
8. Wimp Sanderson
7. Jeff Rutledge
6. Gene Stallings
5. Ken Stabler
4. Ozzie Newsome
3. Joe Namath
2. Nick Saban
1. Paul Bear Bryant
Well, are you gonna pull them pistols, or whistle dixie?
Dont get too excited
aout #8. You would be severly let down.
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Feb 3, 2009 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
Top 10 favorite things to eat...while watching Bama football...
10. Brautwarst with grilled onions and peppers..
9. White bean soup with caneka sausage
8. Grouper Sandwich
7. Any kind of Gumbo
6. Red beans and Rice
5. Home made pulled pork sandwiches
4. Hot wings
3. My dads award winning chili
2. A good quality hamburger with home made french fries
1. Smoked pork ribs
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I
like to put diced jalapenos in my ground beef, I use a 90/10 split if i cant get ground serloin. I like to get fresh potatoes and cut them up and bake them with seasonings instead of frying them. Seems to bring out the flavor. Oh, and gotta do it with a sesame seed bun and cold draft beer well good god all mighty which way do I steer for my….
Thirty-Six to Nothing
I actually put no seasoning in my hamburger
I make a mixture of seasoning salt, pepper, granulated garlic, oinion powder and love and use it as a “rub” on the the outside of meat. Then i cook it on the grill till its medium rare….dude its awesome..
Oh yeah and i use 85/15 split serloin….
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
We dont want to know
what the “love” ingredient consists of, but I’m sure your family would be surprised to know.
They surely you've been to
Rendezvous in Memphis? Best dry ribs in the world.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Its amazing
How talking about rubs…meat…and wet marinades…can sound…dirty…..
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
now my dads pulled pork is a family recipe
shit will make you cry…
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
Top Ten Numbers from 1-10.
10. four
9. six
8. three
7. one
6. eight
5. ten
4. five
3. two
2. seven
1. nine
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Top Ten things to do while bored at work...
10. Check RBR..
9. Post on other SB Nation (um TeT) blogs attempting to stir the pot…finding stats on line to back up your argument can really cut into the day :)
8. Walk around the building to “get some fresh air”. All the while just talking on your cell.
7. Talk recruiting/ sports with guys in the office. Most people don’t know squat, so you’ll be a freakin genius.
6. Create your own blog and write post while at work..
5. Think of the Top Ten things to do while being bored at work…
4. Join Goal Line Blitz (google it)
3. Use facebook as a reason to “contact” prospective clients…
2. Take frequent pee trips….throw in a #2 and you’re golden!
1. Check RBR about 100 times during an 8 hour work day (you can shorten that to about 7 1/2 by coming in late…taking a long lunch…and leaving early)
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
Top Ten College Football Teams...
…I like to see lose.
10. Ohio State
9. Miami
8. USC
7. Michigan
6. Oklahoma
5. Notre Dame
4. LSU
3. Florida
2. Tennessee
1. Auburn
by NiceLittleSaturday on Jan 30, 2009 10:19 PM CST reply actions
I suppose...
But I’d like to see our most immediate competition do well, until they play us.
10. South Carolina (okay, okay, so they’re SEC, maybe I should have said the Head Ball Coach)
9. Texas
8. Texas A&M
7. FSU
6. Michigan
5. Oklahoma
4. Miami
3. Ohio State
2. USC
1. Notre Dame
I'd like to see...
…our immediate competition finish with a record of, say…5-7. I thought about including the Cocks on my list, too, for the same reason. Normally, I would have included Texas, but I like Mac Brown. I’ve never rooted against A&M…unless their HC was named Francionne. Too many Bama links.
by NiceLittleSaturday on Jan 31, 2009 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
Francionne's era there...
…started my ire. I like Mac Brown, too. But sometimes, I just think they get away with more than they should.
I have to admit that I respect most of the coach’s from this list, but at the same time, I don’t mind to see everybody else struggle.
a joke that came to mind while reading the above comments
What do Coors Light and making love in a canoe have in common?
They are both frickin pretty close to water.
Maybe we need a joke thread to pass the time till NSD?
marycontrary
MY Top 10 Quotes From Coach Bryant...
10. “Sacrifice. Work. Self-discipline. I teach these things, and my boys don’t forget them when they leave.”
9. “You must learn how to hold a team together. You lift some men up, calm others down, until finally they’ve got one heartbeat. Then, you’ve got yourself a team.”
8. "At Alabama, our players don’t win Heisman Trophies. Our teams win National Championships."
7. "When you get in the end zone, act like you’ve been there before."
6. “When you’re number one, you don’t play for the tie.”
5. “Never quit. It is the easiest cop-out in the world. Set a goal and don’t quit until you attain it. When you do attain it, set another goal, and don’t quit until you reach it. Never quit.”
4. “If you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride – and never quit, you’ll be a winner. The price of victory is high but so are the rewards.” One of my all time favorite Bear videos – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3VTk0cEQB8&feature=related
3. “Sure I’d like to beat Notre Dame, don’t get me wrong. But nothing matters more than beating that cow college on the other side of the state.” Keith Jackson makes the call on History when victory #315 happened to be over “that cow college” – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRMdNMjjBk4
2. "If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, "Roll Tide Roll!"
1. “I Ain’t Never Been Nothing But A Winner.” TRADITION – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oRS5nwijqM&feature=related
There are so many great quotes, it was hard to choose. Here’s a joke I love:
Guy gets into heaven. Sees an old man in a houndstooth hat walking on water. “Hey,” he asks Saint Peter, “is that Bear Bryant?” “Naw,” Pete says, “that’s God. He just thinks he’s Bear Bryant.”
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MEHHHHHHHHHN
2008 Iron Bowl Bumper Sticker: Shut DOWN, Shut OUT, now SHUT UP!
Alabama 36 - Auburn 0
You just won
the thread
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Jan 31, 2009 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
which was of course...
…her intention
2008 Iron Bowl Bumper Sticker: Shut DOWN, Shut OUT, now SHUT UP!
Alabama 36 - Auburn 0
Top 10 recruits i'm most stoked about seeing in Crimson (potentially)...
10. Rueben Randle- even though I think he is purple & gold
9. Ed Stinson- speed off the edge, maybe we can actually put pressure on the QB
8. Tana Patrick- will be a solid LB, and provides depth that is always useful
7. Bobby Massie-massive man to play OL, perhaps RT?
6. AJ McCarron-QB of the future, unless you think we already have a STAR at that position
5. Pat Patterson-good size,speed and hands. nice #2 WR next to Julio
4. Trent Richardson-bigtime playmaker.nice 1-2 punch with Mr. Ingram
3. Dre Kirkpatrick-might be the best corner on our team from day 1
2. Nico Johnson-great size and speed for LB, better than Rolando eventually
1. DJ Fluker- no explanation needed
I also have a few honorable mentions: Michael Bowman, Rod Woodson, William Ming
Top 10 reasons I hate UT.....
10.L
9. A
8. N
7 .E
6. K
5. I
4. F
3. F
2. I
1. N
Actually this list could have been MUCH longer, but I guess you already knew that…
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