The Offical RBR Sweetheart Nomination Thread
Yep, guys its 09 and that means SNOW is gone, thank god. Its time to toss ur favorites into the ring. A few Rules first: Must be decently clothed picutes if u post them, if she wouldnt wear it infront of your momma, dont post it. Next, cant be married. Guys keep this clean and classy.
So, my nomination for the 09 sweetheart is.....Miss Taylor Swift
via fashionista.com
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Todd-
Comer has been waiting for this day for a LONG time….Im kinda surprised it took him till the 7th to start the thread.
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I hade to wait for the perfect moment
and today was that moment, i believe the gods have ben summened and a time for change has arrived upon us all.
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
oh god....it's already happening!
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
i think her name is McAdams

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
+1 for McAdams
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Jan 7, 2009 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
Also in Wedding Crashers.
"Now Auburn is stinkin' like poop in the sun."
-Unknown (drunk) lyrical genius behind "Coach Saban All Our Love's for You"
is there a way
that we can just post links and not pics. After a while this thread will take forever to load.
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
Elisha Cuthbert

Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
sarah chalke
http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr40/Walkers08/sarah_chalke_hanes1.jpg
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
and again
http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr40/Walkers08/sarah-chalke-20071024045156668_1193.jpg
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
YES!
YES! oh my god can we please please please please?!
(also, sorry for trolling for so long and not actually commenting on anything, but my huge sarah chalke crush pushed me from comment hibernation)
Cause bama's pluck and gritt has writ her name in crimson flame.
by pluckandgritt on Jan 7, 2009 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
more
http://season1.fr/images/sarah_chalke.jpg
Cause bama's pluck and gritt has writ her name in crimson flame.
by pluckandgritt on Jan 7, 2009 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
iji thinking she's perfect..
Single? YES
Hot? YES
A sweet heart? YES
A slut bag whore who runs around Hollywood trying to be the village bicycle? NOOO!
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
have a looksee at this
http://sarah-chalke.thecandidphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/out_about/sarah_chalke_out_la_1.jpg
then tell me if you’re still down
by tempebamafan on Jan 7, 2009 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
a certain Austin Powers quote comes to mind....
by tempebamafan on Jan 7, 2009 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
are you serious...
Most women aren’t so flatering looking with out makeup when comparing to those air brushed shots we normally see….Especially when it comes to the older ladies.
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
yeah that pic isn't very flattering...
and it doesn’t look air brushed either…
and you have to admit, she does look a bit… manish
by tempebamafan on Jan 7, 2009 12:21 PM CST up reply actions
COMER!
Swift is hot and all but has no sex appeal what so ever (to me). She looks like she has never been naked in the daylight. We need a chick that has a little freak in her gills.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Elisha Cuthbert one more time
http://femalevalley.com/2008/10/elisha-cuthbert-hot-sexy-pics.html
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
I also nominated McAdams.....
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
I like McAdams
She is smoke.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
rivals.com's ashley russel
not only is she absolutely banging hot. but she actually DOES SOMETHING OF MERIT. that’s right, besides (poorly)singing (awful)songs someone else wrote for her, and knowing how to pose on a red carpet.
ashley russel embodies the core values that we here at Roll Bama Roll all hold dear to our hearts; football knowledge, hard work, honor, knockers.
Not Taylor Swift-Yes to Megan Fox
She is a bad country singer! Doesn’t matter how hot she may look. Is she even of age? No better way of giving fuel to the (Southern Redneck)stereotypes than nominating an underage country singer.
I would like to nominate MEGAN FOX!
http://www.maxitmag.com/images/stories/eric/CelebrityWatch/megan_fox_gq_02.jpg
ashley russell
thats a solid choice. i couldn’t find anything on google image that would “tarnish” her either.
by tempebamafan on Jan 7, 2009 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
i'd take either one, but preferably both both over
snow or “diet snow” aka taylor swift
by tempebamafan on Jan 7, 2009 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
also, if ya'll could please refersh my memory
why is katherine mcphee NOT eligible? does she, like utah, play in too weak of a conference or somethin?
was it cuase she was the 2007 sweetheart?
pot kills brain cells ya’ll
by tempebamafan on Jan 7, 2009 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
Because...
after doing the House Bunny movie as a pregnant girl, though she showed her versatality as an actor, she also showed what the makeup covers up.
And sorry to pile on, but if I see another Brittney Snow picture, I’m going to go Gran Torino on somebody.
More Halle Berry and Eva Mendes and less jail bait.
Well, are you gonna pull them pistols, or whistle dixie?
Taylor Swift?
Come on, man. No jailbait, methinks.
I think I found a picture of Comer….

by Bama philosophe on Jan 7, 2009 12:00 PM CST reply actions
MEGAN FOX
Anyone who has seen the movie Transformers has to know she is SMOKING! Especially while looking under the hood of a car. Check it!
Cute there,
But Freakin’ HAWT in her Maxim Magazine spread. I’m going with her, although I still loved Taylor Swift, even before she was of age, but I think she hooked up with a Jonas brother or something.
by rolltidefromaz on Jan 8, 2009 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
Damn
That coke/heroin/meth/acid/alcohol diet really makes her hott (with two Ts!).
by Bama philosophe on Jan 7, 2009 12:21 PM CST up reply actions
shot in the dark here but....
howabout isobel campbell? she’s brilliant musically, she’s smart, single, not a slut, no upskirt or boob shots out there to ruin her rep…. she is scottish though
http://www.scenepointblank.com/reviews/covers/00705.jpg
http://liukchik.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/isobel-campbell-sunday-at-devil-d-432630.jpg
she looks hot in that second one...
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
her music aint bad either
all the critics like it and such…. i prefer her work with belle and sebastian much more than this crap with mark lenegan though.
Hate to rain on y'all's parade...
….but after the fiasco of last year, there is no way on earth I will be doing another tournament to decide the next sweethert. I’ll choose who I choose when I choose, and that’s it. And Sarah Chalke is married, otherwise she’d be a perfect fit.
Comer called
shenanigans everybody grab your brooms and pitchforks.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
fine todd. stand on you hind legs, sleep in the house, do business with the bankers from town, afterall pigs really are the smartest animals in the barnyard
democracy only works until the people realize they can vote to give themselves money...
…or in this case, sweethearts. you have no one but yourselves and your constant whining to blame.
more "blame the victom" from todd
I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.
John Locke
yeah i have trouble spelling and drinking at the same time.
so is there not even going to be a dialogue then? do we matter so little to you? why do you hate your readers? and more importantly why do you hate America?
(i hope you’re picking up the sarcasm…and look! i spelled “sarcasm” right, that’s a tough one)
Todd, when you feed the victim poo...
…just kidding. Actually, I thought you realized that most of us were just kidding with our Snow-slamming comments. For me, it was all part of the ’haven’t-lost-a-game-so-don’t-change-your-underwear’ superstition thing we had going for, oh, 12 games. You may have noticed that I haven’t slammed her once since the SECCG (yes, I know others have). And I don’t care if you have the contest or not. But please pick someone who looks old enough to not make me feel creepy when I log on to read about Bama. Please.
by NiceLittleSaturday on Jan 7, 2009 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
i didnt like her from the start
she is not attractive, but since i bashed her before the clemson game i figured i might as well keep it going, i heart you Todd
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
urban dictionary
sez – "A person that grew up listening to Rush Limbaugh, probably because their parents did, and therefore they are conservatives themselves. This is a theory to explain the ever increasing number of conservative youngsters in high school and colleges in America. "
google sez – “did you mean Bushbaby?”
my question is, for real no input? maybe i have gone spoiled thanks to reddit.
or do you mean
rush limbaugh? who got blamed (read; arrested) for having illegally possessing narcotics, yet claimed he was the victim?
He was
the victim who would have ever thought that a opiate derived pill that felt as good as Oxycotin would be addicting? I am thinking about sueing Alabama power bc I don’t have warning signs on my outlets. I thought that was where you stored your safety pins.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
It's only fair that Todd
picks the RBR sweetheart for you guys without any votes from the men of RBR…..He doesnt let the women of RBR choose and/or vote for beefcake….It’s Todd’s choice of beefcake every week not ours so Todd’s choosing the new sweetheart would only be fair……right? lol
That's the paradox of success. The moment you stop to enjoy it, you are in trouble. You have to keep moving forward. It's not what you have done that's important. It's where you are going.
— Alabama coach Nick Saban
Someone
…is going to demand a share of the Sweetheart Title. I just know it.
Could we find an Auburn fan to set up a People’s RBR Sweetheart poll?
yeah it long
and kinda boring. i enjoyed “of mice and men” though…
by tempebamafan on Jan 8, 2009 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
Ok, gonna go waaaaaaaay out on a limb here...
I looked up chalke and it siad she was "engaged"....
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
i am with you on that one todd
no sloppy seconds for this, the finest blog on the internets.
does that also apply to divorce’s?
Minka Kelly
Minka
I like the long tube socks. I think we need to go brunette this year! Minka I can get behind…even though Megan Fox she is not.
lol
you said you could get “behind” her….freakin awesome!
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
There is only one Megan Fox
But she doesn’t seem to be the sweetheart, girl next door type. Unless you live next door to a strip club.
As mentioned before
she also swings both ways, which may not make her more of a sweetheart, but it sure helps with my fantasies!
by rolltidefromaz on Jan 8, 2009 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
she is on some show about highschool football
hence the cheerleader outfit. I’m not really sure what else she has done but I think she made it to the quarterfinals for sweetheart last year.
Why not Carrie Underwood?
She’s dated alot of athletes (currently some NHL dude currenlty) but she is quite the looker and not married:
http://www.carrieunderwoodofficial.com/officialphotos/24
Thirty-Six to Nothing
I could live with that
But isn’t she regarded as somewhat of a bad luck charm? Or was that Jessica Simpson?
Jessica Simpson
but Carrie Underwood dated Romo first.
by TexasTideGirl on Jan 7, 2009 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
nikki meyer?
she’s single, and it would be a great way to take a shot at the team we have to beat next year?
Sign me up
and call me stalker. I love that chick. I do have thing for brunettes though.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
I'm
gonna throw out one my personal favs: Jessica Beil
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Jessica+beil&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=1&ct=title
Thirty-Six to Nothing
Anyone watch Heros?
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&resnum=1&q=Hayden+Panettiere&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=1&ct=title
Hayden Panettiere
Thirty-Six to Nothing
Hayden would work
I like she has a little hippy in her as well. McAdams or Hayden.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Yeah
She is a hot little tree hugger. Saw a video of her crying over saving some Japanese dolphins…
by rolltidefromaz on Jan 8, 2009 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
Didn't she...
…do a video for the McCain campaign?
by NiceLittleSaturday on Jan 8, 2009 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
Anne Hathaway has an interesting look to me
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=Anne+Hathaway&btnG=Search+Images
Thirty-Six to Nothing
Anne Hathaway
Anne Hathaway is a good one! However didnt she get married to some Italian bank embezzler guy?
there is just something about Ann
That makes me go…blahh….
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
This is the one!
She’s a stone fox, this one.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.
by That Other Dave on Jan 8, 2009 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
For those who like redheads
purse girl Amy Adams
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=Amy+Adams+&btnG=Search+Images
Thirty-Six to Nothing
Maggie Grace from Lost
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=Maggie+Grace+&btnG=Search+Images
Thirty-Six to Nothing
I am sure she
would not make it bc of Todds high standards. She you used to be a 1-900-hot-chick model.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Elizabeth Banks from Judd Aptow movies
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=Elizabeth+Banks+&btnG=Search+Images
Thirty-Six to Nothing
you did well..
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
When is the official switch
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Why not?
Hilary Duff
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=Hilary+Duff&btnG=Search+Images
Thirty-Six to Nothing
very nice selection
if we had a turny she would def make it aways, and i think be a cinderella story
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
Are
we not doing the tourney this time around? Last year’s tourney is when I found RBR and I was like “what the hell is this? Girl fight? eh?”
Thirty-Six to Nothing
Overexposed but oh well
Mila Kunis
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=Mila+Kunis&btnG=Search+Images
Thirty-Six to Nothing
I can't BELIEVE
that you have so little faith in Todd that you would believe he would fix the tourney!!!! Whatever made you think such a thing?!
by TexasTideGirl on Jan 7, 2009 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
He sits on his throne of lies..
and smells like beef and cheese
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Jan 7, 2009 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
Its rich and compelling
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Jan 8, 2009 7:33 AM CST up reply actions
gaaaah!!
She’s not doing it for me. Too much teeth, i think.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.
by That Other Dave on Jan 8, 2009 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
Either that or
too much ugly. She is worse than Snow…
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Jan 8, 2009 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
Maybe...
…that’s a beefcake nominee.
by NiceLittleSaturday on Jan 8, 2009 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
you know...
she does get worse the more I look at this pic…Probably should gone with something less “teethy.”
Way to man up, CW.
No pun was intended.
by NiceLittleSaturday on Jan 8, 2009 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
I KNOW!
She looks like one of those wicked stepsisters from Cinderalla.
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Jan 8, 2009 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
haha!
She’s Nobody’s Fool.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.
by That Other Dave on Jan 9, 2009 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
That chick...
“nose” what’s goin on, though.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Megan Fox
Megan Fox, Megan Fox, Megan Fox, Megan Fox, Megan Fox, Megan Fox, Megan Fox, Megan Fox, Megan Fox, Megan Fox…
We should pick Megan Fox!
by tidefanstuckatlsu on Jan 7, 2009 11:54 PM CST reply actions
I GOT IT!!! This ones got everything you want!!!!!
SOUTHERN, SEXY, AND SINGLE…I GIVE YOU BROOKE BURNS!!!!

"When you ask me those kind of questions it really pisses me off! aight" - CNS
or this
<img src=“”http://photobucket.com/images/brooke20burns" target="_blank">20Girls/BrookeBurn_Ausse_810100_400.jpg" border=“0” alt=“Brooke Burns 4 Pictures, Images and Photos”/>"/>
"When you ask me those kind of questions it really pisses me off! aight" - CNS
lol or this
<a href=“[IMG]”http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z162/thegranpiano/Com20Girls/BrookeBurn_Ausse_810100_400.jpg" target="_blank">http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z162/thegranpiano/Com20Girls/BrookeBurn_Ausse_810100_400.jpg[/IMG]" >
"When you ask me those kind of questions it really pisses me off! aight" - CNS
screw it
look it up yourself…definetly worth it though
"When you ask me those kind of questions it really pisses me off! aight" - CNS
Underwood is cute...but...
I think Carrie Underwood is cute and a decent singer; however, have you heard her talk? She has the IQ of a brick. Just as there are guidelines on the mental aptitude of our athletes, there should be one for our sweetheart as well. :)
I love Coca-Cola
Especially in 3D like that…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
is she satan?
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
are you freakin' serious??
snow could have been a mute this whole year and i wouldn’t have even noticed. we’re not posting pictures of their report cards on here.
here you go akbrown…

you marry an intellectual equal
you have lots and lots of fun with stupid chicks
by tempebamafan on Jan 10, 2009 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
I know I am glutton for punishment
but I am gonna nominate Jessica Biel again. However I still think the thought of removing the snow after such a wonderful year is crazy.Leave it up to a bunch of crazed football fans like us to try and fix something that aint brokehttp://jessica-biel.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=763&pos=7
I am a member of the Sabanation Roll!!Tide!!
Thank you all for your help....
….I’ll take your suggestions into consideration when choosing the next RBR Sweetheart next month, but ’til then, let it go.
Look...
Comer just declared shenanigans, and if I have to second that, sh_t’s gonna get real…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Shenanigans
and Werewolves.
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Jan 8, 2009 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
If
we aren’t gonna get to vote then I want my yearly premium refunded. Wait……..Guess you do have final say. Doesn’t mean I have to like it though.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
yeah after you said we weren't having a tourny
to decide who the real sweet heart is i lost all ability to actually care…..pick who you like..just make her hot this year.
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
next month?
we have to wait till next month? please, no. we already have to wait till next month for National Signing Day. don’t make us wait till next month for the RBR sweetheart. (kidding of course)
No way, I tried guys, im sorry
Im sorry, the nazi Todd said no, so No means No and No way on a girlfight 09. No way am I happy about this no not at all, but a no is a no and thats all i know.
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
Hey comer
let’s start our own Sweetheart tourney. Then we can take turns posting weekly, nay, daily images of the RBR sweetheart. It would truly drive Todd crazy.
And if we’re lucky, vicki too.
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Jan 8, 2009 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
I LIKE WHERE UR HEADS AT
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
This may be a benevolent dictatorship...
…but its still a dictatorship. The RBR Secret Police are watching you.
dont u mean the RBR nazi?
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
Anarchy! Anarchy!
Todd, you gonna break us like a wild horse, aint ya?
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
He knows...
…we’re all joking…right, Todd? Todd? Hello? Is this thing on?
by NiceLittleSaturday on Jan 9, 2009 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
is that
a reference to Snow’s panties?
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
Ha!
I bet you thought I wasn’t reading this thread. If you try that, I would have to retaliate and post pics of beefcake every day and who would be driven crazy then, I ask you?
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
im ready to take one for the team and have to look at beefcake
everyday in order to see a beautiful young lady posted on here for a change
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
we just have to be carefull about too pics being posted
cause my work might wind up filtering RBR out. then i will have to quit, and will certainly become homeless and wifeless in no time… i cant get EDSBS at my work cause them nazi filters. wheres tom cruise when you need him…
by tempebamafan on Jan 10, 2009 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
How About Rosamund Pike?
She was absolutely hot in Die Another Day. hubba hubba.
She’s also single!
http://images.google.com/images?q=Rosamund+Pike&oe=UTF-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi&oi=property_suggestions&resnum=0&ct=property-revision&cd=1
She looks...
…too classy for this group.
by NiceLittleSaturday on Jan 8, 2009 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
"Let me get a big round of applause...
For Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor, and Al Borland.
"Now Auburn is stinkin' like poop in the sun."
-Unknown (drunk) lyrical genius behind "Coach Saban All Our Love's for You"
Hi, I am a new member on RBR and just wanted to throw in my two cents. Anyhow here are my nominees...

Allison Stokke

Megan Abubo
If she only wasn’t married…..

Kelli Croyle (I bet you can guess who her husband is).
nicely done
Brodie….well done indeed.
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
Southern, single, and over 20
Mary-Louise Parker from weeds
http://www.celebparasite.com/thumbs/huge/71-mary-louise-parker.jpg
oh yeah she
was in the West Wing…much hotter then..
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I'm closing comments on this thread....
….because today has been nothing but “suggestions” in various states of undress (the rule is they have to be clothed in at least something a normal person would wear to a nice restaurant), and I already know who the next sweetheart is anyway. Hint, it’s no one in this thread.

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