"If you are fortunate enough to spend five minutes around Tim Tebow, your life is better...

I am playing music! You are right, Jesus would have scored by now.

by crimsongirl on Jan 8, 2009 8:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

yep, watching in silence myself, i really hope this is his last year

"When you ask me those kind of questions it really pisses me off! aight" - CNS

by IN.Bamaman on Jan 8, 2009 8:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Could we really get that lucky? My daughter (10 yrs) said “Mom, is Tebow REALLY only a junior???” She looked so sad when I said yes. =( Do you think he would leave if he knew he was giving little girls nightmares?

by crimsongirl on Jan 8, 2009 8:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

nope

only little philipino boys

Offense sells tickets. Defense wins games. - Paul W. "Bear" Bryant

by TheRedTideConsumes on Jan 8, 2009 8:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

that was wrong...

but funny

When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.

by bammer on Jan 8, 2009 9:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Would Jesus have thrown two obvious INTs?

by AggieBammer on Jan 8, 2009 8:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

hecks no!

Well maybe ..Jesus was generous

When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.

by bammer on Jan 8, 2009 9:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

“And yea, for it was said that spirit of THE LORD was so great, that he never stared down his recievers, not even under heavy Roman pressure” Luke 18:21

by AggieBammer on Jan 8, 2009 9:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I can see it now

the replacement for the WWJD? craze from a while back….the new one …WWTD?? (what would Tebow do?) haha

That's the paradox of success. The moment you stop to enjoy it, you are in trouble. You have to keep moving forward. It's not what you have done that's important. It's where you are going.
— Alabama coach Nick Saban

by imaBamafan on Jan 8, 2009 8:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

We all know several announcers who would buy the shirts, don’t we?

by crimsongirl on Jan 8, 2009 8:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Gary Danielson would probably get it tattooed on his ass.

by AggieBammer on Jan 8, 2009 9:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

lol

I believe he would

That's the paradox of success. The moment you stop to enjoy it, you are in trouble. You have to keep moving forward. It's not what you have done that's important. It's where you are going.
— Alabama coach Nick Saban

by imaBamafan on Jan 8, 2009 9:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I just hope next year someone gets Verne Lundquist a pronunciation guide. I’ve wracked my brain searching for this elusive “Orlando McCain”.

by AggieBammer on Jan 8, 2009 9:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Ill tell you how much i care...

im watching the game on mute and my wife and i are talking about how to induce her so we can get this baby out! Should be any day now

When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.

by bammer on Jan 8, 2009 9:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Feet and ankle massage? When I was pregnant, they made me stop getting pedi’s because the ladies at the salon massaged my feet and ankles and they said it induced labor. When I was 10 days late and no signs of her coming, they said go back to the salon (Hallelujah!!!) and she was born the next day! Did it work? I don’t know, but I am thankful I didn’t have to go through induction.

by crimsongirl on Jan 8, 2009 9:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Two cases of births in my family were late.

Both ten days. When each mother ate a pineapple and mayonnaise sandwich, they went into nice, quick labors the very next day.

"The nice thing about supporting a bedraggled-cum-decent team? Watching all those analysts eat their words."

by tlozwarlock on Jan 8, 2009 9:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Get in your car (just you)..

and drive 500 miles. As soon as you are 500 miles away, labor is guaranteed.

by yellowhammer on Jan 8, 2009 9:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Jumping Jacks

BEGIN!

Offense sells tickets. Defense wins games. - Paul W. "Bear" Bryant

by TheRedTideConsumes on Jan 8, 2009 9:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

my mama has

always said to have a dose of castor oil (if you can get it down lol) and that will bring on labor

That's the paradox of success. The moment you stop to enjoy it, you are in trouble. You have to keep moving forward. It's not what you have done that's important. It's where you are going.
— Alabama coach Nick Saban

by imaBamafan on Jan 8, 2009 9:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

yeah im not really want to KILL my baby...

so castor oil is out..

When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.

by bammer on Jan 9, 2009 9:19 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

All I'm saying is that BAMA and JPW...

scored more point on FL than the OK “#1 offense ever” did in the first half. I’m proud to say that at least.

But those two red zone stops by FL were eye opening.

by brandonh on Jan 8, 2009 9:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Okie will lament not kicking those field goals.

This ain’t a video game, Stoops. You can’t get greedy with the points.

"The nice thing about supporting a bedraggled-cum-decent team? Watching all those analysts eat their words."

by tlozwarlock on Jan 8, 2009 9:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I’m doubting Stoops ever took high school physics. Doesn’t everyone know that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line?

by AggieBammer on Jan 8, 2009 9:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

The Oklahoma defense's lives are better now..

…they spent a lot of time around Tebow in the first half. I hope they better themselves even more in the 2nd.

by yellowhammer on Jan 8, 2009 9:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

If that statement is truth, what happened to all of our guys??? They met Mr. Tebow and then felt worse. Can we get a refund?

by crimsongirl on Jan 8, 2009 9:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

But their lives are better for it..

You heard the man. : )

by yellowhammer on Jan 8, 2009 9:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Tebow is not a great player.

He’s a fullback that can throw a ball every once and a while. Two interceptions + many VERY BAD lame duck throws with defensive hands on him.

Tebow will be an afterthought in the NFL.

"The nice thing about supporting a bedraggled-cum-decent team? Watching all those analysts eat their words."

by tlozwarlock on Jan 8, 2009 9:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

He can be one of those guys that stands on the bench,

flaps his arms and waves a towel, trying to get the crowd ‘into it’.

by yellowhammer on Jan 8, 2009 9:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

*Mullet not included (i.e. Luke Poehlmann)

by AggieBammer on Jan 8, 2009 9:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

The Fullback that can kinda throw...

…is total BS. The kid is a great QB and has finished in the top 5 in passing efficiency the past two years.

Roll Bama Roll

by Todd on Jan 8, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Because he hardly throws it.

:-D I’m sorry. I just can’t like that Bible thumping attention/ball hogging “role model.” It’s nothing to do with his assumed talent. It’s his personality.

"The nice thing about supporting a bedraggled-cum-decent team? Watching all those analysts eat their words."

by tlozwarlock on Jan 8, 2009 9:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

why throw?

as the Bear said only 3 things can happen on a pass play and 2 of them are bad.

Offense sells tickets. Defense wins games. - Paul W. "Bear" Bryant

by TheRedTideConsumes on Jan 8, 2009 9:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

If Tebow stays, Florida oughta

convert their offense to the double-wing and never attempt a forward pass.

"The nice thing about supporting a bedraggled-cum-decent team? Watching all those analysts eat their words."

by tlozwarlock on Jan 8, 2009 9:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

nothing wrong with

Bible thumping either…

When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.

by bammer on Jan 9, 2009 9:20 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Not to argue with the Bear or anything

but couldn’t the same thing be said of a run play? That said, I’m all about a pound-it-down-their-throats run game.

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Jan 9, 2009 2:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Perhaps, Todd,

it’s time you give your life to Tebow.

by Bamagrad on Jan 8, 2009 9:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Has...

he heard the good news?

by AggieBammer on Jan 8, 2009 9:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I heard Tebow...

was soon to write his own book of the Bible.

by brandonh on Jan 8, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

There's already a 1st and 2nd Timothy.

by yellowhammer on Jan 8, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

"Circumcision is awesome. So are blue and orange crocs. " the Book of Tebow 6:11

by AggieBammer on Jan 8, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Excessive celebration

I wonder why Tebow isn’t flagged for excessive celebration when he makes a big play and then starts carrying on and playing to the crowd.

by yellowhammer on Jan 8, 2009 9:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Because he can turn penalty markers into wine.

"The nice thing about supporting a bedraggled-cum-decent team? Watching all those analysts eat their words."

by tlozwarlock on Jan 8, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

FTW

Roll Bama Roll

by Todd on Jan 8, 2009 10:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Oh yeah, I forgot who we were talking about.

by yellowhammer on Jan 8, 2009 10:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I don't understand why OU's backs run into the scrum and not cut into

the wide open spaces to the left or right?

"The nice thing about supporting a bedraggled-cum-decent team? Watching all those analysts eat their words."

by tlozwarlock on Jan 8, 2009 10:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

They are under

Saint Timothy’s spell. The money lenders are next.

by Bamagrad on Jan 8, 2009 10:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

They are missing their starter.

by yellowhammer on Jan 8, 2009 10:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

But...

the backups aren’t half-bad either

by AggieBammer on Jan 8, 2009 10:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Game on!

Hold em OU!

by yellowhammer on Jan 8, 2009 10:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Hey Todd,

Would if I GIVE UP my 5 minutes with Tebow? Would they take it off his 15-minutes of fame already.

YESSSS! Touchdown

"I was INVERTED!" -Maverick in Top Gun

by BixBeiderbecke on Jan 8, 2009 10:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

If I see that video of him...

after the Ole Miss game one more time…I might go on a killing spree. Everyone in America has seen 14,000 times.

by brandonh on Jan 8, 2009 10:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Really!

And that was after the announcer read the whole quote! Too much.

by yellowhammer on Jan 8, 2009 10:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

And I just saw an OU lineman take Harvin out.

Wow. That player should be expelled.

"The nice thing about supporting a bedraggled-cum-decent team? Watching all those analysts eat their words."

by tlozwarlock on Jan 8, 2009 10:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Yeah

that was pretty blatant. He pulled and jerked right on his bad ankle.

by Bamagrad on Jan 8, 2009 10:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Cheap

That was the cheapest sh*t I have ever seen

by Kenny483 on Jan 8, 2009 10:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I'm glad someone else saw that....

ridiculous

by brandonh on Jan 8, 2009 10:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

That jive turkey should play for

Auburn.

by Bamagrad on Jan 8, 2009 10:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I seem to have misplaced a vowel. Also I was referring to your 1970s era slang. :)

by AggieBammer on Jan 8, 2009 10:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Oklahoma

All of the sudden I am really starting to hate Oklahoma. That cheap play, and now seeing Stoops whining. I thought I was going to be for Oklahoma when the game started. I

by Kenny483 on Jan 8, 2009 10:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I was...

for FL from the beginning but now I just hate them more for the way the team is conducting themselves. Have some class, you’re on national TV.

by brandonh on Jan 8, 2009 10:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

hate who more?

by yellowhammer on Jan 8, 2009 10:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

meant that I hate OK more.

by brandonh on Jan 8, 2009 10:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I have to say I am now leaning toward UF! Same reasons....

by crimsongirl on Jan 8, 2009 10:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

You'll regret it..

when you have to watch those SI commemorative special edition Gator crap commercials from now til spring. It’s like a free recruiting commercial.

by yellowhammer on Jan 8, 2009 10:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

ohhh, now I switched! You know, I just do not care.

But it just feels so WRONG somehow to watch a game and not want someone to win. It just isn’t RIGHT! It’s like being a bad sport or something, I don’t know.

by crimsongirl on Jan 8, 2009 10:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I still want uf to lose

by yellowhammer on Jan 8, 2009 10:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

But you have to admit.

That interception just now was a great move. I’m very impressed with the Gator defense.

"The nice thing about supporting a bedraggled-cum-decent team? Watching all those analysts eat their words."

by tlozwarlock on Jan 8, 2009 10:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

definitely.

by yellowhammer on Jan 8, 2009 10:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Even though

I have personally witnessed OU beat the snot out of the university I attend, it’s difficult for me to hate them like say, texas. Maybe its some sort of Stockholm syndrome, I don’t know.

by AggieBammer on Jan 8, 2009 10:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Nice take away on the INT...

Bradford’s face was classic

by brandonh on Jan 8, 2009 10:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

OU is looking like Auburn out there.

"The nice thing about supporting a bedraggled-cum-decent team? Watching all those analysts eat their words."

by tlozwarlock on Jan 8, 2009 10:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Really

Did he just say F’ing Tebow lived in an orphanage and a LEPER COLONY? He’s probably even still a virgin. Anyway, this game does help the argument for the SEC defense.

by rolltidefromaz on Jan 8, 2009 10:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Yeah

the leper colony thing is pretty outrageous. I don’t doubt that it is true (since a man of Timothy’s faith could survive a blitzkrieg surge all by himself, but I have a vivid recollection of watching “Ben-Hur” or “The Robe”, whichever it was, as a youngster at this old-fashioned movie theater in my hometown, and the lepers, as depicted by 1950’s Hollywood makeup artists, were horrifying.

If Tebow really did that, I’m impressed, but I won’t shake his hand.

by Bamagrad on Jan 9, 2009 12:17 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

still a virgin

in the biblical sense, anyway

2008 Iron Bowl Bumper Sticker: Shut DOWN, Shut OUT, now SHUT UP!
Alabama 36 - Auburn 0

by LittleSis on Jan 9, 2009 10:12 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Third straight SEC National Championship.

Let’s hear the analysts try and tell us the Big 12 was better than the SEC this year.

"The nice thing about supporting a bedraggled-cum-decent team? Watching all those analysts eat their words."

by tlozwarlock on Jan 8, 2009 10:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Stoops...

…looks like he’s about to cry.

Roll Bama Roll

by Todd on Jan 8, 2009 10:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

And Tebow continues to be unsportsmanlike.

Did Jesus ever rub his greatness in anyone’s face?

"The nice thing about supporting a bedraggled-cum-decent team? Watching all those analysts eat their words."

by tlozwarlock on Jan 8, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

And he bowled over a referee!!! Wow!

"The nice thing about supporting a bedraggled-cum-decent team? Watching all those analysts eat their words."

by tlozwarlock on Jan 8, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I’m sure he didn’t do it with scripture printed on his cheeks!

by crimsongirl on Jan 8, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I just love me some hypocrites :-D

But Florida was clearly the better team tonight.

"The nice thing about supporting a bedraggled-cum-decent team? Watching all those analysts eat their words."

by tlozwarlock on Jan 8, 2009 10:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Let's all face it...

Bama gave Florida a better game than OU. The SECCG was the National Title game. Congrats Gators.

by brandonh on Jan 8, 2009 10:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Very true. Bama gave em hell, but hell wasn't enough for Tebow's Holy Gators.

"The nice thing about supporting a bedraggled-cum-decent team? Watching all those analysts eat their words."

by tlozwarlock on Jan 8, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

What does that make the Sugar Bowl?

by Kenny483 on Jan 9, 2009 8:18 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

The game..

…was tied in the 4th quarter, and Florida won by 10. It sounds fairly familiar.

by Kenny483 on Jan 9, 2009 8:19 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Uggggghh...

by yellowhammer on Jan 8, 2009 10:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

yep

"When you ask me those kind of questions it really pisses me off! aight" - CNS

by IN.Bamaman on Jan 8, 2009 10:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

at least it stays in the SEC....

i guess..

"When you ask me those kind of questions it really pisses me off! aight" - CNS

by IN.Bamaman on Jan 8, 2009 10:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Well, there's that.

by crimsongirl on Jan 8, 2009 10:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Oooh!

Didn’t someone say on another post somewhere that if Oklahoma won, they would have one more NC than Bama? So that is a positive of their loss, right?

by crimsongirl on Jan 8, 2009 10:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

yup

that was me. with UF winning tonight, the total tally for mythical nat’l titles since the inception of the AP poll (1936):

8 – Notre Lame
7 – Bama, OU Spooners, SUC

hope we get to 8 soon.

by CSon on Jan 9, 2009 3:55 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

meh

The only thing I have to say about this game is that it was nice to see the vaunted Big XII offense taken down a few pegs.

by rugman11 on Jan 8, 2009 10:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

dont think so, i believe we still have one more than anybody else..

then right behind us in USC and Notre Dame….i believe dont quote me

"When you ask me those kind of questions it really pisses me off! aight" - CNS

by IN.Bamaman on Jan 8, 2009 10:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

coulda swore i hit that reply button

"When you ask me those kind of questions it really pisses me off! aight" - CNS

by IN.Bamaman on Jan 8, 2009 10:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

total mythical nat'l championships

Bama claims 12 while SUC and Notre Lame claim 11. but one more nat’l title and that ties us with Notre Lame for most titles since the inception of the AP poll (1936). i think that solidifies Bama as the program with the most nat’l titles. ROLL TIDE! here’s to Coach Saban’s statue joining the Walk of Champions!

by CSon on Jan 9, 2009 3:59 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs