The Tennessee Open Thread
You know the routine. A few early thoughts on Tennessee:
- I loathe these bastards with every fiber of my being
- Lots of rumors out there that 'Bama will wear crimson jerseys and Tennessee will wear orange jerseys, just like in days gone by. We'll see, but at the least you are allowed to do that now.
- Crompton has been ungodly terrible at times this year, but he has looked pretty good at times too. Hopefully we get the bad one, but who knows?
- Tennessee will be very rested and very well prepared coming into this game. 'Bama, I'm afraid, is coming in black and blue. We're like a heavyweight fighter answering the bell in the 13th round at this point.
- I think the Tennessee defense is a tad bit overrated, but as long as McElroy plays as poorly as he has the past couple of weeks, and our offense is as inefficient in the red zone, we'll struggle to score more than 14 points offensively regardless.
- With our defense, though, hard to see UT scoring many points either, regardless.
- Hopefully Arenas will be 100% this week and can play. I think the cold weather really hurt him last week, and that won't be quite an issue this week with a 2:30 kick.
- Penalties... please improve here.
- I'm just hoping we can hang on this week. I think if we can make it to the off week we'll be okay, because the schedule really lightens up after the LSU game. It's going to be a tough one, though, especially with the way we've been playing as of late.
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I look forward to singing Rammer Jammer after this one!
by Roll-Tyde on Oct 18, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They lowdown, they dirty, they snitches
I’m not a dog person
by Go Hide in the V-berth on Oct 19, 2009 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not a dog person
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 19, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's not
an orange that you can sit with!
by TexasTideGirl on Oct 19, 2009 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
After the Virginia Tech game...
…I was on the MARTA headed back towards my hotel and a whole bunch of people started quoting from that video at the top of their lungs. Everyone was screaming out their favorite lines. It was awesome, though the VT people looked very very confused.
by Nico2.0 on Oct 19, 2009 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
To any Vol fans reading this thread:
Please wash yourselves before entering our stadium this year. I don’t want to smell that putrid Tennessee stink while I attempt to enjoy the game. Showering with soap helps.
Also, keep your redheaded, diseased children at least 15 feet from our fans as we don’t want acquire any of those God-forsaken sicknesses that plague your backwoods state. I swear to God they shouldn’t allow some of your repugnant children to leave their home, much less the state.
If you happen to encounter a Bama fan as you are walking to or from the stadium, fix your eyes to the ground and don’t make eye contact with us. We are better than you.
Please graciously take your beating and admit your inferiority immediately before and after the game. Thanks.
I hate you.
"LOSE HIS COOOL?!?!? I DUN LOST MY COOOL!!!!"
by brandonh on Oct 18, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
To any Bama fans reading this thread:
Good job, I’m impressed you learned so much. ;-)
Tennessee Fans: We win at teh Internet!
by bobo_the_vol on Oct 19, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We may be black & blue.........
but I doubt we’ll have any trouble getting motivated.
You can't win. You can't break even. You can't get out of the game.
by StablerRaider on Oct 18, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If you can't get motivated fur UA-UT
You should go home.
Tennessee Fans: We win at teh Internet!
by bobo_the_vol on Oct 19, 2009 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think
we will be ready for this game. This is a big rivalry and Nick Saban has had us ready to play the Volunteers in each of the previous seasons, even after we might have struggled in previous games.
Think about this:
In 2007, we followed losses to Georgia and Florida State with VERY close wins against Houston and Mi’ssippi.
In 2008, we had close wins over Kentucky and Ole Miss (as well as the second half of the Georgia game) before Tennessee.
We will be ready for the Vols.
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
by Bamagrad on Oct 18, 2009 11:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope
we throttle that puke crompton and stick it to the vols.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat and guts between dreams and success." PBB
by Pachyderm Pride on Oct 19, 2009 12:11 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bama fans.....
Die hard gamecock here. First off, let me start off by saying you’re fans are absolutly first class with what they showed with Moe Brown, our receiver that thankfully only suffered a concussion last night…first class!!! Having said that, please do Gamecock Nation a favor and BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF UcheaT NEXT WEEKEND!!!! I know Ingram was a little banged up during the game. Hopefully, he will have a 2nd consecutive career game and McElroy will shred them for 60 minutes. ROLL TIDE!!!
by jtcock17 on Oct 19, 2009 12:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thanks for the kind words friend...
you too are 1st class…and the fact that you also hate the puke orange speaks volumes!
"You have to create 6 seconds of hell each play..."
Coach Nick Saban
by LittleSis on Oct 19, 2009 7:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I meet many a great gamecock fan this weekend
It was insane at Egans this past weekend with the ou vs tx game followed by the ak vs fl game. Bama Vick got smushed up at the bar and could barely move. One of my friends ask me later who the really football knowledgeable lady was. Moving on to this week, I just don’t know I hope McElroy’s problems came from him being out of sorts based on the pressure off the edge we’ve had the past few weeks. I’m not ready to get worried yet. I just hope crompton plays like he did the first few games and not his last one.
by chinesedentist on Oct 19, 2009 8:22 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LADY???
are you SURE it was bamavicki? ![]()
"You have to create 6 seconds of hell each play..."
Coach Nick Saban
by LittleSis on Oct 19, 2009 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need to respect your elders...
You had me at "ROLL TIDE"!!!
by bamavicki on Oct 19, 2009 9:58 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Bo...
…I popped into Egan’s after the game but you were nowhere to be found. I was with AlabamaManDance and our Italian friend, but they hadn’t seen you either. Hopefully will catch up with you soon.
by Nico2.0 on Oct 19, 2009 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry
i had to open at 7:45 am and if I’d stayed till the very end I would have been out way to late. I hope at least one game we can hang. Can’t you get the flu or something for tenn.
by chinesedentist on Oct 20, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I definitely understand
I may be able to make the 2nd half, but we’ll see.
by Nico2.0 on Oct 20, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm almost postive
the dim lights and thick smoke do make it a little difficult to tell sometimes.
by chinesedentist on Oct 19, 2009 9:55 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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If you’re going to be at the game this Saturday to see Alabama take on Tennessee, stop by the CBS College Sports Network SEC Tailgate.
Starting at 10am local time from the lawn of Doster Hall we will have free giveaways, temporary tattoos, cheer cards, activities, and more.
We will be broadcasting a LIVE show from 1-2pm local time hosted by Phil Fulmer from the studio, and Dave Baker, Lauren Shehadi and special guest Richard Todd on-site.
Join Coach Fulmer, Dave Baker and Richard Todd for pre-game analysis, interviews, and a taste of everything that makes college football in the south the best in the country.
And if you can’t make it to the Tailgate, be sure to watch the show on CBS College Sports Network from 2-3pm ET. Go to cbscollegesports.com to find out what channel we’re on in your area.
by CBS College Sports on Oct 19, 2009 10:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Does this need to say any more?
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He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Oct 19, 2009 10:52 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The only thing that it could say more is that her team is the BEST in the land and always will be… and yes I DO bleed Crimson!!! Love you!!
by RollTideGoNoles on Oct 24, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The truest sentence ever spoken on these interwebs...
I loathe these bastards with every fiber of my being
I detest Auburn, and have a fistula for LSU, but I sincerely, honestly despise every-damned-thing about the “program”, that “university”, their players, their slappy-ass coach, their supporters, their apologists, every solitary thing about these bastards.
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 19, 2009 10:53 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i guess i was wrong..
there is more to say :)
Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler
by bammer on Oct 19, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
UT hate week is a year long passion for me
When I lived in Knoxville my wife was verbally threatened by a large man because she had a State of Alabama issued tag on her vehicle (not the UA tag mind you). When she confronted him he said, “I hate anybody that’s not a Vol.” That summarizes my time in Knoxville. I will add that UT fans are the most ignorant whe it comes to X’s and O’s and knowing basic facts about their team (e.g. position coaches, backups, traditions, etc.). I hope we beat the ever living shit out of these guys. Kiffin has only intensified my pure hatred. (I am a UT grad by the way).
I wouldn't piss off the boys from Alabama . . . DBT
by I hate UT on Oct 19, 2009 11:22 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I am a UT grad by the way

…just kidding.
"LOSE HIS COOOL?!?!? I DUN LOST MY COOOL!!!!"
by brandonh on Oct 19, 2009 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's pretty good
I should have said I am also a UA grad and a UA employee.
I wouldn't piss off the boys from Alabama . . . DBT
by I hate UT on Oct 19, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and I joined RBR from a UT owned computer from my office on their ugly campus. That explains my screen name.
I wouldn't piss off the boys from Alabama . . . DBT
by I hate UT on Oct 19, 2009 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just awesome
Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler
by bammer on Oct 19, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly there is no team other than Bosie state that I hate as much as UT.
They have the unclassest fans ever. My one trip to knoxville was when I was a student in 2002. I went up with a bunch of friends and we were staying on campus there thanks to the student organization I was part of. Any ways I ended up having an extra ticket so I left my group to go to there strip and sale my ticket before meeting back with them. I was wearing a bama jacket. Once I got to the strip to sale the ticket I had trouble getting rid of it finally selling it to a scalper for less than I paid for it. While walking around the strip some asshat selling thunder sticks got behind me banging them right next to the back of my head and followed me up and down the strip. If I was not alone in UT land that guy would have been beaten with in an inch of his life. So after selling the ticket I make my way back to meet up with my friends. I am walking past an apartment complex and some ut turds start throwing full beer bottles at me from the forth floor of the apt complex. I never saw them coming. I never even looked up at them or said anything . I was just fucking walking on the sidewalk. I promptly returned said bottles (via throwing them back at them) that didnt explode and sent those worthless ut rednecks back into their apartment. So finally I almost make it back to where my friends are and I have to walk past a frat house which was next door to where my friends were. The frat boys start taunting me and throwing natty light cans at me. I did not say a word to them either.
Moral of the story never walk alone in knoxville wearing crimson and UT fans have no class at all.
36-0
"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood."- The Bear
by Bham03UAgrad on Oct 19, 2009 11:38 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Boise? Really? People hate them outside of the Intermountain West?
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 19, 2009 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is only one team I hate as much as tenn and auburn. It is boise state.
Why you may ask? Simple answer they are a bunch of Potato F#ckers. No seriously they have sex with potatoes!
Aside from the potato sex there are three reasons I hate boise state.
A. The blue field. I came home from a party and my friends were watching a late night game played on that blue field. And I got dizzy, headaches and physically sick cause of that blue field and their matching uniforms. I was actually sick it messed with my equillbrium or something. fields are not suppose to be blue. Smurf turf is retarded and gay. Smurfs are as gay as they come.
B. Boise state is always a BCS buster and goes undefeated often. Why cause they dont play anyone. They are a very talented team I will give them that, but if you are a good team and in a $hit conference. You have to schedule at least 2 good teams from big ten, big 12 or sec, if you ever want to get respect. The first time they ever played a ranked team at home was the Oregon game.
C. the football player proposing to the cheerleader during or after the game. that is just gay.
36-0
"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood."- The Bear
by Bham03UAgrad on Oct 19, 2009 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I have experienced this shit too
I learned not to expose any crimson until we were in Neyland and among Bama fans. My last Bama-UT game in Knoxville I saw a Bama couple in their mid-20s waiting to cross the street when about 10 UT hillbillies (college aged) surrounded them began pointing at them within inches of their faces and starting chanting assholes, assholes, assholes, . . . It was all my wife could do to keep me from jumping out of my truck with my Mag light to beat the shit out of those guys. What’s really messed up is female UT hicks were in on the pointing and chanting. Totally classless. Knoxville is a hell hole by the way.
I wouldn't piss off the boys from Alabama . . . DBT
by I hate UT on Oct 19, 2009 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only guy on UT that I have respect for
is Monte Kiffin and that’s b/c he gave us Bucs so many great years of great defense…
I hate Lane…..
I just hate UT…….
Not quite as much as I hate the gaturds, the trojan condoms, and suckeyes though
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Oct 19, 2009 11:49 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
At least you hate OSU more ;-)
Tennessee Fans: We win at teh Internet!
by bobo_the_vol on Oct 19, 2009 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope
they die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.
by montoyamadden on Oct 19, 2009 12:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you're doing it wrong
you’re supposed to say something outlandish, you know, something improbable (like: “i hope a meteor hits their practice facility and kills them all”) , not just flatly state commonly known facts (“they are disease riddin immoral sociopaths who will surely rot for internity in the fires of hell”)….
welcome to the SEC kiffykins...
by tempebamafan on Oct 20, 2009 5:39 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
touche
It was my Ace Ventura reference. “Laces out”
by montoyamadden on Oct 20, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would also like to add that Crompton looks like a bottom-feeding catfish and performs like a wounded sloth.
Lane Kiffin’s kids refer to Monte as Granddaddy dirty-fingers.
I hate UT.
"LOSE HIS COOOL?!?!? I DUN LOST MY COOOL!!!!"
by brandonh on Oct 19, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I loathe these bastards with every fiber of my being
nough said.
Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler
by bammer on Oct 19, 2009 3:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was forced to spend 4 years of my child hood in the shit hole of a state they call Tennessee. I will forever hold that against my parents and I tell them that on a daily basis. In fact, when we finally moved from that hell hole, I gave the state two middle fingers and a big FUCK YOU as we crossed the state line back into Alabama.
Trust me when I say this…. Tennessee fans are as ignorant as they come…their animals are retarded and nothing good has ever come from that state. I hate Elvis, country music and the KKK. Did Nascar come from Tennessee? I must have cause I hate that too. Dolly Parton is ugly. The Titans suck and Nashville can go to hell.
In fact, if God could go ahead and swallow that damn state into the abyss, everyone in the world would be better for it. I swear…the women are ugly and the men are huge butt pirates…
I hate Tennessee and everything they stand for. Go to hell and my god never have mercy on their souls.
Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler
by bammer on Oct 19, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Unfortunately
My wife and I both live in TN (not by choice, we’re in the Army), but we’re in T-town/ Northport as often as possible (kind of hard for me to get there from Iraq right now). I will say we stay in west TN which is better than east TN. I can honestly say CA is way worse than TN.
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Oct 21, 2009 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey OTS
Could we possibly get a breakdown of the Tampa 2?
Fumbles. It was always Fumbles
by DocFumbles on Oct 19, 2009 4:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It takes the field ...
McElroy Cries. ’nuff said ;-)
Though, on a more serious note: here is an espn.com breakdown of the defense, though that’s 4 years old.
Tennessee Fans: We win at teh Internet!
by bobo_the_vol on Oct 19, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They don't run as much of it
as you would think. When I’ve watched them Eric Berry is usually closer to the box, sort of like a Cover 3 strong safety or a variation of it.
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
by Bamagrad on Oct 20, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only thing in
football I hate more than UT is the NCAA. Come to think of it why has UT always seemed to get away with cheating? Could it be the NCAA protects UT because the NCAA hates Bama?
Anyway, if my kid HAD to go to either UT or Auburn, I would definitely want him to go to Auburn. I’ve known some pretty nice Auburn grads once you get them away from the town of Auburn and football. But, I have never known a UT grad that wasn’t a jerk. Just my personal knowledge, but then again I don’t know Peyton Manning.
But, he should have gone to Ole Miss just because.
And Kiffin needs to get his smart little grin beat off his face. I can’t believe UGA lost to these guys.
I hate the NCAA more than UT & AU combined. At least with UT & AU you got a fighting chance.
by 5026 on Oct 19, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd get his correspondence degree from the U of Phoenix....
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 20, 2009 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey
shaq is “a phoenix”
as a former “enrollment counselor” for UoP, dont go there!!!!! it’s a total crap school, you get zero education and pay 10 times what you would from a state school. many state universities offer online courses that you can take from 100 level through your BA/BS and many more offer masters and MBA programs online as well. virtually everyone of those programs is cheaper and far better in quality.
Again take it from a former salesman/“enrollment counselor”. UoP is a f-in joke. more so than tennesee even…
welcome to the SEC kiffykins...
by tempebamafan on Oct 20, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just found this video... it's got some funny stuff in it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3gk0hvij2Q&feature=related
What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.
-Hank Hill
by Zoltar on Oct 19, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
On a serious note....
Our O-line will have to have a great game if our passing game is to come around. If not, Tenn will be sending LSU a blueprint on how to get to our QB and that’s the last thing McElroy needs right now.
Got that winning feelin'
by skycaster on Oct 19, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Our D-Line
Is playing very, very well so far into the season. And, Monte Kiffin has been going up against NFL-style offenses like Saban & Bama run for a long, long time, with some good, good results.
Tennessee Fans: We win at teh Internet!
by bobo_the_vol on Oct 19, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bama isn't georgia... thank goodness.
What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.
-Hank Hill
by Zoltar on Oct 19, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I seem to remember Arky throwing against UGA the same way...
Got that winning feelin'
by skycaster on Oct 19, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone threw against UGA the same way.
Tennessee Fans: We win at teh Internet!
by bobo_the_vol on Oct 19, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew a Tennessee fan that “converted” to being a Bama fan after marrying a Bama fan, but I never trusted her. You can’t trust those people. They’re tainted from birth.
by Nico2.0 on Oct 19, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
According to Dr. Saturday, the officials for the UA-UT game are going to be the same ones who blew the end of the LSU-UGA game and threw the ridiculous personal foul flag at the end of the Arkansas-UF game. Nice to know that, no matter how many times they’re reprimanded by the SEC, they’re still getting premiere games to officiate.
by rugman11 on Oct 19, 2009 11:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's some bogus BS. They should be relegated to Miss St and Vandy games.
What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.
-Hank Hill
by Zoltar on Oct 19, 2009 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you sure he was being serious though? I just read the article and it seemed like he was just making that up as an example.
Constantly validating run-of-the-mill complaints accomplishes nothing, and only makes the officials job that much harder in the future — “Hey, good luck in Tuscaloosa, fellas, and remember: If you’re a little quick on the draw again when Rolando McClain pops Jonathan Crompton along the Tide sideline, you’re going to hear about it from them and next Monday’s press release. Have a great time!”
What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.
-Hank Hill
by Zoltar on Oct 19, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
I’m kind of shocked at the suppressed emotions here fellers and gals.
Please, how do you really feel about UT?
Mean Bob
by MeanBobMean on Oct 20, 2009 8:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah..
i kinda held back…
Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler
by bammer on Oct 20, 2009 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'rea softie at heart,
I always knew it.
by MeanBobMean on Oct 20, 2009 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
An Alabama Fan just asked me
Why Tennessee is the Volunteers if Smokey is our mascot, trying to be all jeering and stuff. Apparently he didn’t get the memo that ‘Bama is the Crimson Tide with an Elephant for a mascot. This isn’t a bash on ‘Bama, I’m fine with ya’lls mascot, but it goes to prove my point that 95% of “football fans” in NC don’t have a [Fulmerized] clue.
Tennessee Fans: We win at teh Internet!
by bobo_the_vol on Oct 20, 2009 9:20 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I
knew this girl back in high school who was a big (literally) UT fan. She was loud, fat and generally unattractive. Just an all around unpleasant person. The kind of person who, if involved in some type of horrible accident, you wouldn’t feel bad for their suffering. Well ok, thats harsh. You would feel bad, just to a lesser degree. I went to a private school, so on “out of uniform” days she would wear these gygantic (because remember, she is big) orange UT shirts. This wasn’t the kind of person you could just avoid if you wanted to. Due to the size and all. Not to mention the sound of her voice, orange shirts and just all-around presence that is undeserving of life. Well long story short, she ended up going to UT and I happen to see some photos of her fairly recently on a school mate’s Facebook page. She is still big and probably loud. Apparently no horrible accident has yet befallen her. Oh well, maybe one day. So every year around this time, I think of her. I hate UT and I hate orange.
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
by Bens4vcobra on Oct 20, 2009 10:11 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
She has been cursed to a life of fatness. Justice would only prevail if she were required to live the duration of her life as a fatty.
"LOSE HIS COOOL?!?!? I DUN LOST MY COOOL!!!!"
by brandonh on Oct 20, 2009 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She
somehow managed to find a guy to marry her. He must be blind and deaf.
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
by Bens4vcobra on Oct 20, 2009 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tennesee clear corn liquor
it’s really the only thing thats allowed that segment of the population to breed.
now if you want DECENT clear corn liquor, you gotta drive further north, up to kentucky…
welcome to the SEC kiffykins...
by tempebamafan on Oct 20, 2009 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When my eight year old son
was six, he didn’t like deer hunting because he had to wear “hunters orange” and he was afraid people would consider him a tennessee fan. Six months later, his Grandmother gave him a shirt that had orange and blue in it. He refused to wear it. My wife asked me to get him to wear it, I informed her that his priorities were where they should be. Damn, I’m proud of that kid.
by CousinEddie on Oct 20, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm proud of that kid!
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 20, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If that is true:
rofl. I’m only really disgusted when someone tries to force a kid into Michigan or Buckeye gear.
Tennessee Fans: We win at teh Internet!
by bobo_the_vol on Oct 20, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can i just say guys, that i am just LOVIN this "wine in a can" thing
i mean, i’m gesturing with my hands more… if this were a glass i’d be getting wine all over the place….
welcome to the SEC kiffykins...
by tempebamafan on Oct 20, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wtf????
36-0
"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood."- The Bear
by Bham03UAgrad on Oct 20, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
watch it if you have 22 minutes and wont get in trouble for lol'ing at work
welcome to the SEC kiffykins...
by tempebamafan on Oct 20, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet Hulu now is no longer blocked at work. Plus I forgot to add ASIP to my new HD DVR.
thanks for the link.
36-0
"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood."- The Bear
by Bham03UAgrad on Oct 20, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really think that show went downhill...
…when DeVito came on. It’s still funny, but not as funny as it was in Season 1.
by Nico2.0 on Oct 20, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really great idea for the drunk on the go!
36-0
"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood."- The Bear
by Bham03UAgrad on Oct 20, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry, the Snake has taken notice.
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 21, 2009 8:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it's funny
b/c Spurrier is claiming UA cheated last weekend and now UT is coming up. You know they’re looking for something…..
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Oct 21, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Game in Tallahassee
This day coincides with our annual Pumpkin Carving . . .
Pumpkin carving is held at my house Saturday starting at noon and wandering till about 7ish or so.
It’s BYOP and I make a big ‘ol honkin’ ‘ol pot of Gumbo—I use Okra, seafood (crawdaddies, oyseters, shrimp, and possibly a crab or two), chicken, and sausage. Wife makes Pumpkin soup and chocolate chip cookies (the fattening kind). We’ll have games on, computer to check scores, folks just drift in and out, it’s a decent time, kids are sooooo welcome.
Anyone in the vicinity or stranded in Tally join us if you can, we would be so pleased to spend time with y’all.
Harry James
aka Mean Bob Mean
1402 North Randolph Circle
Tallahassee, Florida 32308
850-297-1413
by MeanBobMean on Oct 22, 2009 7:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah man
i got your email. I have to work saturday till 2 and then im having some guys over to watch the game. Depending on my level of intoxication ill try come after..
Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler
by bammer on Oct 22, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
God I hope this weekend isn't another
pull away in the late third to middle fourth quarter affair
I’d take the win for sure, but could we please just bury someone by half time this season
Terrence Cody drinks your milkshake!
by Wallacewade04 on Oct 22, 2009 2:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't be surprised
If it’s like Ole MIss:
Seems close but really was dominated by Alabama.
by MeanBobMean on Oct 23, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hatred for them was instilled at an early age for me
when my mother told me a story about going to knoxville for a game while in college at bama with some of her friends. After the game, her friends approached a group of elderly TN alumni wearing nice orange and white suits and asked them for directions. They followed those directions straight into the housing projects. Assholes
"We hate Auburn b/c we have to, we hate Tennessee b/c we want to" - Unknown Bama player
by Thomas Walker Esq on Oct 22, 2009 4:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dr. Saturday...
I doubt Tennessee’s offense could have played much better than it did in the last five quarters before the bye week, mounting a late charge against Auburn and exploding in Georgia’s face for 45 in one of the more stunning routs of the season. …
I also doubt there’s anything the offense could have possibly done in those two games — or any game since crawling into a shell against Florida — to make me or anyone else think it has any chance of scoring on an Alabama defense that hasn’t allowed a touchdown in eight quarters, shutting out a pair of better offenses than Tennessee’s in Ole Miss and South Carolina. Presumably, the Vols will try to drag the game into the mud with the same straight-ahead, clock-killing running game they clung to at Florida, but ‘Bama is plenty comfortable in low-down defensive slogs. And if UT rolls the dice on Crompton having finally turned the corner, I suspect Nick Saban’s defense will disabuse them of that notion quickly enough.
by rugman11 on Oct 23, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
S*it List
UT is at the top of it by far. I still hate Peyton Manning, I never pull for that flat-faced f*ck. When will he finally retire so I don’t have to look at his ugly mug any longer!? I hate the Vols more than anyone else, including Miami & Auburn — although they’re 2 & 3 on the list. I HATE THE VOLS!
Bama 24 Smoky 10 (please football gods, grant this humble request for me to be totally wrong & we hang 40+ on them, please….i do hate them so very much…thank you!)
"Take the glory any day over the fame" -L. Williams
by birthgoat on Oct 23, 2009 3:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so where does
Notre Dame sit on that list?
"We hate Auburn b/c we have to, we hate Tennessee b/c we want to" - Unknown Bama player
by Thomas Walker Esq on Oct 23, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
4th I guess...
Although I’m not a huge ND hater – I’m 31 & don’t really have any memory of the rivalry. I know a lot of people hate them though so I’m sure they’re no good, low down Jew-hatin’ bastards!
"Take the glory any day over the fame" -L. Williams
by birthgoat on Oct 23, 2009 4:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Eli Gold
Said the vols are wearing their road jerseys right now,then he said that’s not to say that they wont change before the game.I guess Eli has the scoop on their shenanigans.
by Crimsoncaller on Oct 24, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I HATE
UT!!!
The same things win that always won, and we just have a bunch of new excuses as to why we didnt achieve it!!! RDT
by bamacamp84 on Oct 24, 2009 2:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL
TIDE ROLL
The same things win that always won, and we just have a bunch of new excuses as to why we didnt achieve it!!! RDT
by bamacamp84 on Oct 24, 2009 2:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i sabbotaged their headshots
The same things win that always won, and we just have a bunch of new excuses as to why we didnt achieve it!!! RDT
by bamacamp84 on Oct 24, 2009 2:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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