The Tennessee Open Thread

To any Vol fans reading this thread:

Please wash yourselves before entering our stadium this year. I don’t want to smell that putrid Tennessee stink while I attempt to enjoy the game. Showering with soap helps.

Also, keep your redheaded, diseased children at least 15 feet from our fans as we don’t want acquire any of those God-forsaken sicknesses that plague your backwoods state. I swear to God they shouldn’t allow some of your repugnant children to leave their home, much less the state.

If you happen to encounter a Bama fan as you are walking to or from the stadium, fix your eyes to the ground and don’t make eye contact with us. We are better than you.

Please graciously take your beating and admit your inferiority immediately before and after the game. Thanks.

I hate you.

but I doubt we’ll have any trouble getting motivated.

we will be ready for this game. This is a big rivalry and Nick Saban has had us ready to play the Volunteers in each of the previous seasons, even after we might have struggled in previous games.

Think about this:
In 2007, we followed losses to Georgia and Florida State with VERY close wins against Houston and Mi’ssippi.

In 2008, we had close wins over Kentucky and Ole Miss (as well as the second half of the Georgia game) before Tennessee.

We will be ready for the Vols.

we throttle that puke crompton and stick it to the vols.

It was insane at Egans this past weekend with the ou vs tx game followed by the ak vs fl game. Bama Vick got smushed up at the bar and could barely move. One of my friends ask me later who the really football knowledgeable lady was. Moving on to this week, I just don’t know I hope McElroy’s problems came from him being out of sorts based on the pressure off the edge we’ve had the past few weeks. I’m not ready to get worried yet. I just hope crompton plays like he did the first few games and not his last one.

the dim lights and thick smoke do make it a little difficult to tell sometimes.

I loathe these bastards with every fiber of my being

I detest Auburn, and have a fistula for LSU, but I sincerely, honestly despise every-damned-thing about the “program”, that “university”, their players, their slappy-ass coach, their supporters, their apologists, every solitary thing about these bastards.

When I lived in Knoxville my wife was verbally threatened by a large man because she had a State of Alabama issued tag on her vehicle (not the UA tag mind you). When she confronted him he said, “I hate anybody that’s not a Vol.” That summarizes my time in Knoxville. I will add that UT fans are the most ignorant whe it comes to X’s and O’s and knowing basic facts about their team (e.g. position coaches, backups, traditions, etc.). I hope we beat the ever living shit out of these guys. Kiffin has only intensified my pure hatred. (I am a UT grad by the way).

They have the unclassest fans ever. My one trip to knoxville was when I was a student in 2002. I went up with a bunch of friends and we were staying on campus there thanks to the student organization I was part of. Any ways I ended up having an extra ticket so I left my group to go to there strip and sale my ticket before meeting back with them. I was wearing a bama jacket. Once I got to the strip to sale the ticket I had trouble getting rid of it finally selling it to a scalper for less than I paid for it. While walking around the strip some asshat selling thunder sticks got behind me banging them right next to the back of my head and followed me up and down the strip. If I was not alone in UT land that guy would have been beaten with in an inch of his life. So after selling the ticket I make my way back to meet up with my friends. I am walking past an apartment complex and some ut turds start throwing full beer bottles at me from the forth floor of the apt complex. I never saw them coming. I never even looked up at them or said anything . I was just fucking walking on the sidewalk. I promptly returned said bottles (via throwing them back at them) that didnt explode and sent those worthless ut rednecks back into their apartment. So finally I almost make it back to where my friends are and I have to walk past a frat house which was next door to where my friends were. The frat boys start taunting me and throwing natty light cans at me. I did not say a word to them either.

Moral of the story never walk alone in knoxville wearing crimson and UT fans have no class at all.

I would also like to add that Crompton looks like a bottom-feeding catfish and performs like a wounded sloth.

Lane Kiffin’s kids refer to Monte as Granddaddy dirty-fingers.

I hate UT.

I loathe these bastards with every fiber of my being

nough said.

I was forced to spend 4 years of my child hood in the shit hole of a state they call Tennessee. I will forever hold that against my parents and I tell them that on a daily basis. In fact, when we finally moved from that hell hole, I gave the state two middle fingers and a big FUCK YOU as we crossed the state line back into Alabama.

Trust me when I say this…. Tennessee fans are as ignorant as they come…their animals are retarded and nothing good has ever come from that state. I hate Elvis, country music and the KKK. Did Nascar come from Tennessee? I must have cause I hate that too. Dolly Parton is ugly. The Titans suck and Nashville can go to hell.

In fact, if God could go ahead and swallow that damn state into the abyss, everyone in the world would be better for it. I swear…the women are ugly and the men are huge butt pirates…

I hate Tennessee and everything they stand for. Go to hell and my god never have mercy on their souls.

Could we possibly get a breakdown of the Tampa 2?

football I hate more than UT is the NCAA. Come to think of it why has UT always seemed to get away with cheating? Could it be the NCAA protects UT because the NCAA hates Bama?

Anyway, if my kid HAD to go to either UT or Auburn, I would definitely want him to go to Auburn. I’ve known some pretty nice Auburn grads once you get them away from the town of Auburn and football. But, I have never known a UT grad that wasn’t a jerk. Just my personal knowledge, but then again I don’t know Peyton Manning.

But, he should have gone to Ole Miss just because.

And Kiffin needs to get his smart little grin beat off his face. I can’t believe UGA lost to these guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3gk0hvij2Q&feature=related

Our O-line will have to have a great game if our passing game is to come around. If not, Tenn will be sending LSU a blueprint on how to get to our QB and that’s the last thing McElroy needs right now.

I knew a Tennessee fan that “converted” to being a Bama fan after marrying a Bama fan, but I never trusted her. You can’t trust those people. They’re tainted from birth.

I’m kind of shocked at the suppressed emotions here fellers and gals.

Please, how do you really feel about UT?

Mean Bob

Why Tennessee is the Volunteers if Smokey is our mascot, trying to be all jeering and stuff. Apparently he didn’t get the memo that ‘Bama is the Crimson Tide with an Elephant for a mascot. This isn’t a bash on ‘Bama, I’m fine with ya’lls mascot, but it goes to prove my point that 95% of “football fans” in NC don’t have a [Fulmerized] clue.

knew this girl back in high school who was a big (literally) UT fan. She was loud, fat and generally unattractive. Just an all around unpleasant person. The kind of person who, if involved in some type of horrible accident, you wouldn’t feel bad for their suffering. Well ok, thats harsh. You would feel bad, just to a lesser degree. I went to a private school, so on “out of uniform” days she would wear these gygantic (because remember, she is big) orange UT shirts. This wasn’t the kind of person you could just avoid if you wanted to. Due to the size and all. Not to mention the sound of her voice, orange shirts and just all-around presence that is undeserving of life. Well long story short, she ended up going to UT and I happen to see some photos of her fairly recently on a school mate’s Facebook page. She is still big and probably loud. Apparently no horrible accident has yet befallen her. Oh well, maybe one day. So every year around this time, I think of her. I hate UT and I hate orange.

was six, he didn’t like deer hunting because he had to wear “hunters orange” and he was afraid people would consider him a tennessee fan. Six months later, his Grandmother gave him a shirt that had orange and blue in it. He refused to wear it. My wife asked me to get him to wear it, I informed her that his priorities were where they should be. Damn, I’m proud of that kid.

i mean, i’m gesturing with my hands more… if this were a glass i’d be getting wine all over the place….

This day coincides with our annual Pumpkin Carving . . .

Pumpkin carving is held at my house Saturday starting at noon and wandering till about 7ish or so.

It’s BYOP and I make a big ‘ol honkin’ ‘ol pot of Gumbo—I use Okra, seafood (crawdaddies, oyseters, shrimp, and possibly a crab or two), chicken, and sausage. Wife makes Pumpkin soup and chocolate chip cookies (the fattening kind). We’ll have games on, computer to check scores, folks just drift in and out, it’s a decent time, kids are sooooo welcome.

Anyone in the vicinity or stranded in Tally join us if you can, we would be so pleased to spend time with y’all.

Harry James
aka Mean Bob Mean
1402 North Randolph Circle
Tallahassee, Florida 32308
850-297-1413

pull away in the late third to middle fourth quarter affair

I’d take the win for sure, but could we please just bury someone by half time this season

when my mother told me a story about going to knoxville for a game while in college at bama with some of her friends. After the game, her friends approached a group of elderly TN alumni wearing nice orange and white suits and asked them for directions. They followed those directions straight into the housing projects. Assholes

UT is at the top of it by far. I still hate Peyton Manning, I never pull for that flat-faced f*ck. When will he finally retire so I don’t have to look at his ugly mug any longer!? I hate the Vols more than anyone else, including Miami & Auburn — although they’re 2 & 3 on the list. I HATE THE VOLS!

Bama 24 Smoky 10 (please football gods, grant this humble request for me to be totally wrong & we hang 40+ on them, please….i do hate them so very much…thank you!)

Although I’m not a huge ND hater – I’m 31 & don’t really have any memory of the rivalry. I know a lot of people hate them though so I’m sure they’re no good, low down Jew-hatin’ bastards!

Said the vols are wearing their road jerseys right now,then he said that’s not to say that they wont change before the game.I guess Eli has the scoop on their shenanigans.

UT!!!

TIDE ROLL