Mark Ingram status: Sitting in ice bath for entirety of today. Tuesday: rotor replacement and light cardio. Wednesday: refueling at local air force base (pure Jet A, smoothie form) polishing of cowcatcher, 14 hour power nap. Thursday: open to the public for four hours of adoration and compliments. Friday: RAGE BUILDING. Saturday: do something like running for 242 yards like he did on Saturday against South Carolina, because he is a terrifying machine right now, and worthy of whatever worthless trophies you care to throw in his path. He will crush them and continue on to the horizon, because that is what train-men-monsters do instead of prissing and nancying around with ribbons and medals.
Orson Swindle on the EDSBS Curious Index for 10/19
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You beat me to it!
I love love love me some EDSBS
Total agreement
Nissan can stick that Heisman up their ass. At Alabama we win team championships and apparently train young men to become Saban-robots. We have no time to dilly and dally with superfluous individual awards.
I wouldn't piss off the boys from Alabama . . . DBT
He musta stole one of those Mercedes' engines from the plant
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Oct 19, 2009 11:30 AM CDT reply actions
Train-men-monsters
Was gold. That was my first look at your Tide Sat night. And Ingram was something to see.
Good luck winning out.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

















