Another week of great college football action brings us yet another great week of the meltdown time column. Last week may have been a short short on size, but we come back with a bang this week. This edition of meltdown time brings us great joy from Auburn, Arkansas, Nebraska, Texas Tech, and Miami, and we touch upon such great topics as Bammer conspiracies, crystal meth, coaches getting fired, Osama Bin Laden analogies, QB's committing suicide, taking dumps on Kyle Field, and killing Aggies in bonfires. It's a hoot, plain and simple.
And as always, you know the usual disclaimer. The language gets very rough, and if you are in any way adverse to reading / hearing that sort of thing, don't read this thread. And now, without further adieu, it's meltdown time...
Even if we beat them [Furman] there's no guarantee we'll get a bowl bid looking this bad, and I'm not sure we deserve one.
THANKS TO JAY JACOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somewhere... CTT is lighting up a cigar with a $100 bill and lying on a bed full of money that AUBURN PAID HIM TO LEAVE.
The testicular fortitude of this team was left in Gainesville. will someone please send a plane and bring it back because we are going to need it the rest of the year.
How long do we have to wait just to be competitive? I hate to wonder, but am starting to wonder if we will ever be competitive.
6-6 and a trip to the Weedeater Bowl is not progress.
This is one of the most dissappointing losses I've ever witnessed.
Sometimes you just wonder why you were cursed to be a Hog Fan. I know being patient is hard to do but after a broken hand last week, I figured I needed my other to work with this week so it wasn't worth it. But it got me thinking....how much heartache can one fanbase endure...it just seems like it's always a downer with the hogs, and yes we have our moments but it got me thinking during the game...was I destined for a short life when I was born a hog fan...because if this keeps up Im gonna have lots of broken hands, heart attacks or a stroke from the high blood pressure....just some thoughts as I try to stay calm....
We got whipped by HDN. He outcoached us. Never thought I'd live to see that.
OM embarrasses Petrino twice infront of the world. OM is his SMU. Way to many drops, we were open all day, and didn't make the plays should have had a other 17 to 20 points on the board easily. Petrino needs to get it going. Embarrassed twice by the banished one is embarrassing.
This is the most embarrassing lost in NU history.
Shawn Watson and Barney Cotton need to be fired and stabbed with cocktail forks.
I'm going to start doing meth
For the first time ever... I have taken down all of my NU stuff. Being a Husker in Texas is usually fun and even a lose can be brushed off with, "We were just one or two plays away from..." or "We'll be okay. Next week...".
I am honestly embarrassed of this team right now. We lost to ISU at home!
Every Saturday I blow up an 8 ft tall L'il Red, put flags out on the garage, car and garden. No more. Not this year. We are a joke to everyone in the conference. Baylor should be licking their chops right about now.
The past doesn't mean $chit to anyone. This team is a has-been and a long way from meaning anything to anyone. Each week this year I have complained about the polls and how far we drop. I was wrong. Everyone has us figured out. We don't mater to the landscape of CFB.
Bo screwed the pooch
If I didn't know any better I'd think Bill Callahan was still coaching around here
Worst case scenario came true.
We lost and the future of the program didn't even see a snap. Why does every other freshman on this team get their shot during crunch time, as Cody watches?
This back to the Frank years. Don't react until everything bad than can happen, has already happened.
At some point Bo needs to figure out that he's a HC and not a DC. If he doesn't, it's going to cost him his job just like it did to Callahan. In all honesty, what is so different between this year and BC's last season except for the side of the ball that we are inept?
If the tech defense were a condom, we’d all be pregnant
I suggest everyone change their shirt and underwear and get another drink. It’s the least we can do.
THEY ARE NOT GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We need Doege. Potts seriously is not a Div I caliber QB. We are here because our offense read "Potts" can’t deliver today.
Games like this are exactly why the press never, EVER gives us the benefit of the doubt. Ever. And they shouldn’t.
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL PIECE OF SHIT O LINE POTTS GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
Kansas is going to clean our clocks.
Defense you trying to get the crowd going? motherfuckers you had two and a half quarters to get the crowd going
Fuck the Aggies. I'll shit in the middle of Kyle Field right now.
Before today the opponents A&M has defeated had a combined 3 wins. It is freakin’ Armageddon.
wow... glad this wasn't televised.
I CAN’T BELIEVE WE ARE LOOSING THIS FUCKING GAME. sorry about the language.
even the kids are crying... seriously
Fuck me running...
Let's get DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!
I still think the bench should build a bonfire and maybe aTm would perish in the flames. then we can by at least 30
TAKE OUT SPILLER’S KNEE.
OKAY WHAT THE FUCK IS OUR PROBLEM!
I NEED TRANQUILIZERS!
3rd and 11 on the 25 or something like that, with the game on the line AND THEY FIVE UP A GOD DAMN TOUCHDOWN
Embarassing. biggest conference game of the season and the stand are 1/2 empty.