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Lane Kiffin is straight gangsta'


From RTT, citing Kiffy's Twitter feed:

looking forward to another great practice today and a huge game saturday...also a huge shout-out to Lil Wayne for boosting our street cred!

 

Can you think of anything piss-your-pants funnier than Lane Kiffin talking about street cred?

Some quick facts from a brotha': First, Lane's upbringin' was hard, so so hard that he grewing up in the suburbs surrounded by the blue-eyed devils of other privileged, white elite kids (with a dad coaching college and pros since Methuselah).  But, man, those streets got him down...Gary? Newark? East St. Louis? Atlanta? Sh**. They ain't nothin' like Bloomington, MN. You know he's gotta' eat, and what better way to put shoes on the baby's feet than earning his  degree in "Leisure Services Management" at Fresno State.

Street creds, yo, street creds. And a "shout-out" to you, Lane.

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That's B-town to you!

Bloomington, MN can be a very though place in the wintertime – especially if you don’t have a heavy coat…..

This video doesn’t really have a lot of relevance to you post, but it is damn funny and needs to be watched in its entirety if you haven’t seen it already:

freestyle rap translated

by skigator93 on Oct 28, 2009 2:37 PM CDT reply actions  

I've had the misfortune to spend a January in the Cities...

I’d rather set myself on fire than do it again, thanks.

"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch

by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 28, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

What did Weezy do? Wear some UT garb?

Or did Lane sell him some rock?

In Minnesota (and all the other places) Lane was probably like the Topher Grace character from Traffic.

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Oct 28, 2009 2:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes

FTW

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Oct 28, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Word

Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.

by mulletover on Oct 28, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

record

Lane Kiffin is 7-19 as a head football coach.

Let me repeat that:

Lane Kiffin is 7-19 as a head football coach.

He also has daddy issues.

by crbama on Oct 28, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

So what you're saying is...

even if Kiffy were to reel off 11 straight wins starting Saturday….he would STILL be a LOSER overall??

by skigator93 on Oct 29, 2009 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

yep

and, even if he reeled off 100 more, he’d still have daddy issues

by crbama on Oct 29, 2009 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

If Kiffin is such a bad boy with street cred

how come he’s backing down to Slive at the first sight of trouble? I pretty much called out Kiffin for being a poser on the UT site. Good read IMO. All they can say is “Troll Troll Troll”

http://www.rockytoptalk.com/2009/10/28/1105610/is-kiffin-all-talk

What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.

-Hank Hill

by Zoltar on Oct 29, 2009 10:53 AM CDT reply actions  

something Kiffin doesn't understand

in hip hop culture talking shit is not necessarily respected, you gotta back it up to get “street cred.” last time i checked, they were 3-4…..

"We hate Auburn b/c we have to, we hate Tennessee b/c we want to" - Unknown Bama player

by Thomas Walker Esq on Oct 30, 2009 1:04 PM CDT reply actions  

that's awesome.

What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.

-Hank Hill

by Zoltar on Oct 30, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

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