Passing Game, It Is Sick

Passing game, it is sick. We cannot throw football. Run football we can very much. Passing game, football is afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from passing game. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
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Are you saying Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?
by HarveyBirdmanAAL on Oct 30, 2009 9:08 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey that looks like one of the various troll pictures thrown my way when I comment at RTT
Great Game Hokies! What a battle!
by The Voice of Reason on Oct 30, 2009 9:12 AM CDT reply actions
Switch to Allstate now and instantly improve your avg. against curvballs by .100

The preceding message took place between 9:00AM and 10:00AM
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
Also,
Stealing Jobu’s Rum would make an awesome blog name.
I
can’t believe there’s not an Indians blog out there by that name.
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
by Bens4vcobra on Oct 30, 2009 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I’m pissed off now, Jobu. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You don’t help me now. I say “F—- you,” Jobu, I do it myself.
And that’s when we hit the deep bomb to Julio.
Hey, bartender
Jobu needs a refill!
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
You have no... marbles.
Perhaps some bags of marbles are in order for the passing game?
It's odd really...
We’ve won 20 out of 22 with average to sub-par passing performances (mostly)
Fumbles. It was always Fumbles
21 of 23
If you count the Independence Bowl.
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
Candlesticks always make a nice gift...
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Oct 30, 2009 12:26 PM CDT reply actions

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