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I blasted this guy, someone else's turn.

Star-divide

I believe that's "RV's and mullet hair"

Mere semantics. Whatever.

Good Lord, do I hate Bama. I think what I hate most is that they are the worst damn cheaters this conference has seen, and their fans try to act like they are the standard for class and “doing it the right way”. At least LSU doesn’t hide from the fact that they cheat their asses off. Hell, they’re proud of it. But Bama fans seem to view their school (and I use the possessive very, very loosely here) as above all of that cheating business, because everyone born ever just wants to have the privilege to play football at the Univeristy of Alabama. Bullshit. They’re a bunch of cheating mother fuckers who get more lucky breaks and slaps on the wrist from the NCAA than any team in America not named Notre Dame.

Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.

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Well Jim,

Your mother seems to like it down here.

by CousinEddie on Oct 5, 2009 8:54 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't think you're special.

We do hate week threads for every opponent.

Also, calling out someone’s “douchebaggery” by linking the thread on another site and asking other people to “blast” the guy is, without a doubt, a pretty solid act of douchebaggery.

But whatever, have your fun. We love having Bama fans on our site and we love RBR.

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Oct 5, 2009 8:56 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

easy, sport.

it’s a fanshot, not a regular RBR post.

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by kleph on Oct 5, 2009 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fine.

Why are you so damned diplomatic, Kleph?

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Oct 5, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The pimpin' got you on pimp-arrest?

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Oct 7, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

its actually a

Fanpost…just sayin..

Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler

by bammer on Oct 6, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, couldn’t really care less what some unoriginal asshat thinks about Alabama.

Give them their due, though — at least Ole Miss isn’t overrated at trash talk.

I'm wrong all the time.

by PeteHoliday on Oct 5, 2009 9:50 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ha
Give them their due, though — at least Ole Miss isn’t overrated at trash talk.

Boom! Roasted.

It is important to find someone who allows you to fulfill your dreams. It is luck if that person finds you, too - Isaiah Zagar

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 5, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also:

I’m definitely in the camp that believes that Alabama doesn’t need anyone to run around to other blogs defending her honor. If there are factual errors or disagreements, feel free to educate — but going to someone else’s blog to “blast” them and then coming back here to brag about it is pretty tacky.

I'm wrong all the time.

by PeteHoliday on Oct 5, 2009 9:53 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

agreed...

nobody likes a tattletale.

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by kleph on Oct 5, 2009 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

reporting the

dulionsal thinkings of ones rivals can be a hobby…a fun one at that.

Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler

by bammer on Oct 6, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's easy

Just reply with “that’s what she said” (Office joke…. read the guy’s screen name)

But seriously, you’d be online the entire week responding to everybody who tries to diss us. Ease up and enjoy football.

Fumbles. It was always Fumbles

by DocFumbles on Oct 5, 2009 10:09 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Agree with the consensus

who cares? It’s their blog, let them talk about whatever they choose. I think linking to it and asking us to blast them is lame. Again, who. Freakin’. Cares.

It is important to find someone who allows you to fulfill your dreams. It is luck if that person finds you, too - Isaiah Zagar

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 5, 2009 11:37 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

joining in

on the conversation is fun though. The thread is full of sarcasm…you should try just one hit…

Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler

by bammer on Oct 6, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

I have a life

It is important to find someone who allows you to fulfill your dreams. It is luck if that person finds you, too - Isaiah Zagar

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 7, 2009 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's their

blog let them write what makes them feel good. If it makes you feel good to make stuff up then go ahead.

By the way, what happened to UGA on Sat. was one of the worse “ref. deciding a game” calls I’ve ever seen. Ole Miss might think they got ripped off by the refs the last time we were in Oxford, but it was nothing compared to what happened to UGA. I’m just hoping this game has nothing to do with refs.

I hate the NCAA more than UT & AU combined. At least with UT & AU you got a fighting chance.

by 5026 on Oct 5, 2009 3:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just curious...

…if Alabama cheats more so than any other school (keeping in mind this comes ONLY from the fans of teams we overshadow), why is it so many of our players left during the offseason AND why is it two of our current prospects decommited from us, only to commit elsewhere?

I surely hope all those kids who did leave handed back the keys to their Hummers, Escalades, and mansions on the Black Warrior River!

After spending seven wondrous years in the state of Alabama, never in my life have I seen fans, who claim to be loyal to one team, spend more time AUbsessing over the other more so than they do their very own.

by SanFranDude12 on Oct 5, 2009 3:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If I go to someone else's house

I tend to abide by their rules, and try to add to the conversation. If I don’t like the dinner conversation, then I say my adieus. I save the s***-talking for here.

"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch

by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 5, 2009 3:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You had Billy Cannon

 I think your post is funny and kind of sad, you probably grew up going to tiger stadium with your dad watching lsu lose to Alabama every year they played there and your dad just told you " Alabama cheats son that’s why we lost we will beat them next time" but next time turned into the next time and the next until a decade was gone then the next decade. I understand Alabama taking your dreams away has to hurt, but Alabama has taken many dreams away, that’s what we do.
                                  Yall are good at baseball and yes you did have Billy Cannon so see there is something to tell your grand kids about , just not lsu’s record against Alabama.

by tide22 on Oct 6, 2009 6:49 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that idea ain’t half bad..

Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler

by bammer on Oct 6, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of Douche

I used to work at a country club and in the mornings the old bags ladies would play nine holes. I remember many mornings when the odor of vinegary douche filled the air, singing my nostrils and twisting my stomach.

For me, calling someone a douche bag resonates something awful.

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Oct 7, 2009 12:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That

may be the grossest thing I’ve heard in a while.

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Oct 7, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, it was.

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Oct 7, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

It is important to find someone who allows you to fulfill your dreams. It is luck if that person finds you, too - Isaiah Zagar

by BamaReturns07 on Oct 7, 2009 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow...

I’m stunned. I laughed, then I began to regret ever having lived.

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Oct 8, 2009 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG

I’m not sure why your nostrils were singing but perhaps some vapor rub could help that. Then again, vapor rub and moth balls probably bring up an equally disturbing image of old ladies naughty bits for you…

by lbdasdog on Oct 9, 2009 4:27 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This thread

Started out low… then went high… and then took a new low. I am getting dizzy now

"Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!"

by LifelongBammer on Oct 7, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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