RBR Exclusive: Jevan Snead's Stolen Shirt Discovered!

by Todd on Oct 6, 2009 10:10 AM CDT in Humor Comment 19 comments

As any of you who routinely check al.com first thing every morning may have seen, Greg McElroy apparently stole one of Jevan Snead's shirts at the Manning Passing Academy over the summer:

As Snead was reminiscing Monday, a thought hit him.

"He also has a shirt of mine from the Manning Passing Academy," he said. "I want that back. It made its way into his bag somehow."

Figuring that any shirt that would cause Snead to pine after it all this time must be a pretty special shirt, we put the crack RBR Investigative Unit on it and lo and behold, they came back with this:

I don't think he'll be getting that one back anytime soon.

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Maybe...

That shirt is the secret to his power, and that’s why he’s been sucking it up (relative to expectations) while GMac has been tearing it up (objectively speaking).

by Espyonage on Oct 6, 2009 10:47 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yes. Gmac is

wearing Snead’s superman shirt under his uniform. Don’t dare give it back.

I hate the NCAA more than UT & AU combined. At least with UT & AU you got a fighting chance.

by 5026 on Oct 6, 2009 11:11 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Gmac

Deserves it more at this point anyway.

by Go Hide in the V-berth on Oct 6, 2009 11:55 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

We have a history of that, you know.

I heard that Gino Torretta had to go home and check his mantle to make sure that George Teague hadn’t taken away his Heisman, too, after the ’93 Sugar Bowl.

by rco3 on Oct 6, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

of course why would teague need it?

he already took lamar thomas’ manhood in that game.

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by kleph on Oct 6, 2009 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Which, of course,

… is why Teague was the obvious suspect.

by rco3 on Oct 6, 2009 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I get shivers every time I see that play. I don’t think I’ve ever enjoyed being a Bama fan more than those 15 seconds.

by rco3 on Oct 6, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nevah, evah

gets old.

i wonder what teague’s 40 time was on that play…

"You have to create 6 seconds of hell each play..."
Coach Nick Saban

by LittleSis on Oct 7, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

2.2.

"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban

by NiceLittleSaturday on Oct 7, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well played, sir.

I'm wrong all the time.

by PeteHoliday on Oct 6, 2009 12:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Excellent!

by Crimson Daddy on Oct 6, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Good stuff.

You know I still read al.com daily but I have to admit that I miss Rapoport. His blog was the beat feature of al.com.

by batkinson on Oct 6, 2009 3:20 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs

Rappaport...

…is definitely missed, but Estes stepped his game up big time and does a great job keeping us informed of all the extra tidbits Ian used to.

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by Todd on Oct 6, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Estes

is no doubt the best at al.com.

I hate the NCAA more than UT & AU combined. At least with UT & AU you got a fighting chance.

by 5026 on Oct 6, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's like Ian..

… just not a cunt.

"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." -- Milton Friedman

by outsidethesidelines on Oct 6, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

Rap did a good job and he certainly was mildly controversial. However, the result that had was making him probably one of the most talked about Bama beat reporters in the state. He parlayed that into a job at a major national newspaper covering one of the powerhouse major market teams of the NFL and was probably laughing all the way to the bank.

Like Saban’s public irascibility, Ian’s cunt-itude was most-likely a ploy to help get himself some more professional success.

by Bama philosophe on Oct 6, 2009 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Agreed...

He was a cunt, but he did have a career plan, no doubt there, and a fine one at that.

When you go from being a beat reporter with Mississippi State to the New England Patriots all in the course of about two years, you’re certainly doing something right.

"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." -- Milton Friedman

by outsidethesidelines on Oct 6, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs