This one ought to qualify as an embarrassing admission, I suppose, but for some reason I just find...

This one ought to qualify as an embarrassing admission, I suppose, but for some reason I just find Jared Allen hilarious.

2 months ago outsidethesidelines 13 comments 1 recs |

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I see his talent for comedy equals his outstanding play on the field

Offense sells tickets. Defense wins games. - Paul W. "Bear" Bryant

by TheRedTideConsumes on Nov 11, 2009 10:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

This guy rules!

I was becoming a fan of his from seeing a few Vikings games this year. After this, he is by far my favorite NFL player that didn’t go to Alabama. “He likes to party—with two R’s.” LMFAO!

by monjardin on Nov 11, 2009 11:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

OMG! I've just watched this video 5 times in row.

by monjardin on Nov 11, 2009 11:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Sigh...

If any of you have ever lived in the magical city of Orlando, then you know this seems to be a popular fashion trend amongst the natives here.

PS: ROLL TIDE!!

by rhYno on Nov 11, 2009 11:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

not really

born and bred in Orlando.

maybe you meant to say. ohhhh idk…. alabama?

he was injured. injured bad.

by troy145 on Nov 12, 2009 1:27 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

C'mon man...

…I lived in Orlando for a few years. There’s some serious mulletness down there AND in Alabama.

RollBamaRoll.com

by Nico2.0 on Nov 12, 2009 10:40 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

pretty sure i have seen

him in some porn videos over at tube8

Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

by IHC800 on Nov 11, 2009 11:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Brodie doesnt like JA

therefore I dont like JA

he was injured. injured bad.

by troy145 on Nov 12, 2009 1:28 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

and the only Alabama player I would say that about. What an embarrassment. Met him at a party and this is the first thing he says as he’s shaking my hand, “Brodie Croyle, quarterback”. Just a douche mover. JA on the other hand. . . great player and hilarious guy. The Chiefs suck anyway.

"The first person I would like to thank is the good Lord, for giving me the ability to play the game of football. Because without the ability to play the game I would have been at Auburn." - Marty Lyons

by crimsonpride19 on Nov 12, 2009 2:10 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

i would tell you to shove it up your bum

but it appears youve already got something firmly settled deep on up in there

he was injured. injured bad.

by troy145 on Nov 12, 2009 11:37 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

ha. I am open to other interpretations.

by crimsonpride19 on Nov 12, 2009 1:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

oh hell yeah, i love me some jarred allen

i got the vikings D in my fantasy league and we get 1 point for sacks. everytime he gets a sack/strip/td i get 10 points. and it’s happened like 3 times this year.

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on Nov 12, 2009 10:13 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Great. He's bad ass.

"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch

by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 12, 2009 2:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs