This one ought to qualify as an embarrassing admission, I suppose, but for some reason I just find Jared Allen hilarious.
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I see his talent for comedy equals his outstanding play on the field
Offense sells tickets. Defense wins games. - Paul W. "Bear" Bryant
by TheRedTideConsumes on Nov 11, 2009 10:53 PM CST reply actions
This guy rules!
I was becoming a fan of his from seeing a few Vikings games this year. After this, he is by far my favorite NFL player that didn’t go to Alabama. “He likes to party—with two R’s.” LMFAO!
Sigh...
If any of you have ever lived in the magical city of Orlando, then you know this seems to be a popular fashion trend amongst the natives here.
PS: ROLL TIDE!!
not really
born and bred in Orlando.
maybe you meant to say. ohhhh idk…. alabama?
he was injured. injured bad.
C'mon man...
…I lived in Orlando for a few years. There’s some serious mulletness down there AND in Alabama.
pretty sure i have seen
him in some porn videos over at tube8
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Brodie's a tool
and the only Alabama player I would say that about. What an embarrassment. Met him at a party and this is the first thing he says as he’s shaking my hand, “Brodie Croyle, quarterback”. Just a douche mover. JA on the other hand. . . great player and hilarious guy. The Chiefs suck anyway.
"The first person I would like to thank is the good Lord, for giving me the ability to play the game of football. Because without the ability to play the game I would have been at Auburn." - Marty Lyons
by crimsonpride19 on Nov 12, 2009 2:10 AM CST up reply actions
i would tell you to shove it up your bum
but it appears youve already got something firmly settled deep on up in there
he was injured. injured bad.
ha. I am open to other interpretations.
"The first person I would like to thank is the good Lord, for giving me the ability to play the game of football. Because without the ability to play the game I would have been at Auburn." - Marty Lyons
by crimsonpride19 on Nov 12, 2009 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
oh hell yeah, i love me some jarred allen
i got the vikings D in my fantasy league and we get 1 point for sacks. everytime he gets a sack/strip/td i get 10 points. and it’s happened like 3 times this year.
welcome to the SEC kiffykins...
Great. He's bad ass.
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 12, 2009 2:00 PM CST reply actions
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